Sofia Vergara is in Capri….posing on Yachts in a bikini like she was some 20 year old…even though she’s 40…reminding everyone that if you have fat tits, you might as well attempt to follow your dreams cuz eventually your singlye mother destined to be a stripper destiny can shift…all depending on who’s penis you put inside you…cuz even if it took her 20 years to get there…she still made it fucking happen…even if it was through prostitution….and now she’s the one sitting on yachts today, while I’m the one in three day old underwear with what I think is either BBQ sauce or chocolate melted in my hairy chest thanks to no air conditioning….but then again it’s not really a who has won situation, since I never got up on this race, but I can tell you, most single mom’s I know from South America, aren’t doing Hollywood shit so that’s gotta count for something, even if in the grand scheme of things, it doesn’t fucking matter at all….

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