Fergie defied all odds when she had kids….because we all throught she was born with man parts. That’s what her muscle tone and hard face told us….a hard face she claims was from meth after being a forgotten one hit wonder….before Black Eyed Peas created the new version of her…

Well now she’s in Allure, where she’s probably not talking about sex changes, or sucking dick for a hit, but rather being a mom with so much money her kids and their kids and their kids after than don’t have to worry…all thanks to a bunch of shitty, insincere popsongs…because that’s just how the entertainment industry works…and you can’t hate her for being better at monetizing her life than all the hotter more talented girls out there…

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Maybe I am getting old, or shit is getting repetitive…and just doesn’t matter to me…because I did not give a single fuck that this past weekend was the big blow-out weekend for Halloween…

College girls…and old moms alike were out in their full slut gear…as skimpy as their wild side allowed…because Halloween allowed them to have a carte blanche…an excuse….and full rights to let loose and be like “it’s halloween, here’s my fucking pussy lips hanging out of my underwear”…..

I think I didn’t care because there are sluts everywhere, and they don’t need halloween to be half naked….and those are the sluts I like….and not the 9-5 slut in the same costume ever other girl is wearing trying to be sexy…

Sure I like prude bitches letting it all out cuz they have an socially acceptable excuse to…but shit just doesn’t give me a boner….maybe cuz it’s always the same fucking costume….on a different fucking body…or maybe just cuz it’s played out.

Yes, I am too cool for Halloween.

Here’s Fergie as a cat hiding her dick for Twitter….cuz it is Halloween…even though people should be doing this everyday….

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Like a typical homosexual man dressed like a heterosexual, glammed out girl on her way out to a rager in the gay bar filled with cocaine and designer drugs….Fergie has slipped her old, haggard, ass that has seen many cock, but that remains so delicate and lovely and classy, into a pair of some leather looking pants…and for some reason….that may stem from holding her hand once….I want to lick this things off of her…you know slowly and drawn out until they disolve…just to get a chance to experience her genitals even with the 10 percent chance she has a set of testicles….I’m crazy like that….

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Fergie’s posted this bikini pic on Twitter…and it is a hit…mainly cuz she’s got rockin’ tits… and even a rocking body….even though she’s often a miss…whether with her balding, her hard manly face…her stupid outfits and all else disappointing in her….but today…she’s far enough away that I don’t see her meth damage…or anything that may or may not throw me off…and reality is that I met her three years ago, held her hand backstage at an event I crashed, until her security guards pulled me away, as she smiled….it wasn’t love at first site…but she was probably more luxurious than any other girl I’ve violated before her….and I guess that makes staring at her tits a little more of a personal experience for me…you know back when I was at my peak.

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