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2011

05

Jan

Fergie Not in a Bikini of the Day

As far as I’m concerned this is an unfortunate outfit choice on Fergie’s part. I figure it’d be alright if this was downtown, working the streets late night, or even if shit was mid day at a restaurant everyone else was dressed conservative at, but bitch is on a resort, in the islands, living large, decompressing and detoxing from all her really hard hard work living the life of luxury, making millions for her stupid talent, so I expected more from her….whether it be tanning topless, showing off those implant scars, or in a thong bikini, or at least wet and hard nippled, it was never a shirt that look liked it got attacked by a wild animal and she had nothing else to wear over her bikini top.

This depresses me, but then again, so does everything.

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2010

30

Dec

Fergie will be in a Bikini Next Week of the Day

I’ve decided that no only do I post the bikini pictures of these twats, I am also going to start posting the build up to the bikini picturs, because I know that soon after these pics of Fergie getting off the plane in St Barts, the Island of Celebrity, were taken, she was in her hotel room getting her pussy eaten by the hotel staff while her husband jerked off in the corner, before getting into a bikini and heading to relax by the pool, cuz her life as an ex meth addict with tons of money who is pretty much always on vacation except for maybe the hour a day 100 days a year she performs for screaming fans, while everything building up to that hour is free, luxurious and pretty much has her treated like a fucking princess….

I’ve held Fergie’s hand. She is tiny and it was erotic, but maybe that was just her security card pulling me away and I’m ready to see her on the beach for old times….and I can tell you this…it is coming in the New Year….

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2010

03

Dec

The Many Faces of Fergie of the Day

Here are some pictures of Fergie really working the camera at some fake award show that record labels created to get fake recognition so they can nod at their accomplishments amongst themselves.

It’s nice to see that after all these years, she’s still trying really fucking hard, and between you and me, I’m glad she is, cuz I was at an event once and she was there, I grabber her hand, her security grabbed me, but she took the time to give me a smile and thus an erection, so as rough around the edges as she looks, she’s nothing compared to other recovering meth addicts and I’d still love to cum on her hard face as much as I’d love to cum on her hard tits.

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2010

28

Oct

Fergie Dressed Like a Golden Girl of the Day

I don’t know what Fergie is doing here…but it looks like she’s a fancy divorcee from the 80s on a Caribbean Cruise in her one piece bathing suit and a semi-see through dress sipping cocktails and flirting with the pool boy…trying to get cock to fill her dried up old cooter…There’s nothing hot about that…but then again, I’ve never been into older chicks…with or without money…I just can’t lick their cunts with confidence knowing how long that cunt’s been in operation….

I remember hooking up with a 60 year old bitch I met in a hotel lobby when I was in my 20s…that was when 60 meant fucking 60…She offered me 100 bucks to go down on her and I’d still whore myself for 100 dollars…but I was aware of her kids, all the men she had fucked and counted every lick cuz it was a job and when she demanded I lick her ass..with her chain smoking voice…all i could think about was how many times she had taken a shit..and the whole time I was telling myself I shoulda known better cuz with a weathered face…comes a weathered pussy….but I’m pretty sure she had the same outfit as Fergie on.

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2010

20

Sep

Fergie on a Bike in her Underwear of the Day

I have been known to have a bike fetish….whether it’s running after girls riding bikes in skirts….or sniffing their seats when they’ve locked their bikes up to go inside a store….it’s just the idea of a vagina smearing itself all over a seat on a hot day…sometimes on a public bike…gets me excited and I don’t really think there’s anything wrong with that…

Unfortunately…seeing Fergie posing on the bike doesn’t do shit for me…especially not on this gangster bike looking at like a cheesy stripper….I’m more into bitches on fixed gear hipster bikes…because they generally have thick bush, don’t always wear underwear or wash, and most importantly are too poor to refuse a free vegan cock…when they aren’t lesbians…not that I would know…I don’t really like dirty ratty hipsters with bush and ironic haircuts who are too serious to stick things in their asses while I jerk off….but I do like the smell of their bike seats….

But I don’t have pics of that, so here’s some fergie bullshit..

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2010

14

Sep

Fergie in Some Workout Gear of the Day

I don’t know if I was drunk when I saw these pictures of Fergie in some not so revealing, typical, boring workout gear, but I can only assume it was either a lapse in judgement or maybe a ghost living in my computer did it, because after lookin at shit again, I realize, there’s really nothing to them…but maybe that’s just because there’s not much to Fergie, although I did once hold her hand years ago and her smile seduced me, but that’s just because any female contact makes me down to eat their asshole….Either way, I’m in too deep now to run and I guess that’s a similar feeling Fergie’s husband has every time he wakes up to her hard face and balding head…

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2010

13

Apr

Fergie is Metal Panties in a Pantsless Performance of the Day

I met Fergie once. Her security wasn’t happy about me meeting her and tried pushing me off of her because I was drunk and trying to put my arm around her to discuss my business ideas for her and she told them to back off, grabbed my hand, told me she had to go and had no time to talk but it was nice meeting me, and from that day on, I was in enough love to forget all the mean things I’ve said about her all these years.

She is the reason the Black Eyed Peas aren’t insignificant hip hop artists playing shitty shoes, she’s why people care to hear them cuz we don’t give a fuck about how good a producer Will.I.Am is, we care about how much of Fergie’s body is being exposed, and despite getting older, she’s still rockin’ the no pants, like she was Gaga, only Fergie’s got the body to pull the shit off and the metal panties make me think Chastity belt and anyone who knows me, knows I’ve always wanted to meet an 18 year old in a Chastity belt I get to houdini her out of, it’s one of my life goals that will never materialize….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fergie|Pantsless

2010

30

Mar

Fergie Does the Tron Guy of the Day

Fergie is really pushing the boundaries of creative expression in her performances. She’s gone from dancing around half naked. To pretending she’s the fucking Tron Guy who was probably one of the original videos to go viral in the late 90s, but not because of his innovation, but because of his serious socially awkward nerd issues.

You know like the immigrant kid you used to convince to do stupid dances at the high school assembly in front of everyone because he trusted you and believed you when you said it was cool, while really you just wanted to get him up there so everyone would laugh at him with you….

The only hot thing about these pictures is her thinking hair part…shit makes a great bral runway to fantasize about cumming down, like shit’s a fucking waterslide…if you know what I mean….

Pics via Fame

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2010

25

Jan

Fergie’s Dumpy Ass and Rihanna’s Shitty See Through for the NRJ Awards of the Day

The NRJ Awards happened this past weekend and nobody cared because no one has ever heard of the NRJ Awards. They are some French bullshit and they managed to recruit Rihanna and Fergie to the event…who I guess thought they had to dress sexy because they were in fashionable France…I don’t know whether they actually won an award at the event, both it is safe to say both definitely won for being washed up sluts the public finally realizes were never hot now that the media has stopped raping us up the ass with their bullshit images trying to hang on as hard as they can….I seriously can’t figure out what happend to Fergie’s face but I think it’s safe to say “Burn victim”…..

Here’s Rihanna doin the doily…..I can only assume her mother in Barbados made this out of shit she stole from the hotel she worked at….

Pics via Fame

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2010

14

Jan

Fergie Hot Ass on Set of the Day

I’ve held hands with Fergie. I snuck into some exclusive event in Canada a few years ago and she was there. I grabbed at her hand to introduce myself and tell her I wanted to rim her ass to see if there were still scars from where her dick was, but her security got in the way and pretty much assaulted me, but as they were ripping us apart, my hand was in still in Fergie’s….shit was like out of a Nazi Germany film where families were being pulled apart by the guards and thrown into different cattle carts taking them to different work camps only to bump into each other on the streets of New York 40 years after that day, like some kind of miracle, only far less significant, traumatic, dramatic or historical…but I guess it was for me cuz I’m writing about it today. She was surprisingly seriosuly worth fucking in person and I guess these pics of her ass on set help prove that.

Pics via Fame

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