Sofia Vergara is very fucking old, but unlike most old rich ladies using their tits to trick young guys they hire to fuck them, she actually gets the young guys willing to fuck her, thanks to the sorcery of celebrity.

She’s one of the biggest scams in Hollywood, that proves that you don’t need talent or tits….

She’s evidence that you don’t even need to speak the language, you just need tits.

Unless my theory that she’s a drug mule who has dirt on powerful people visiting Miami when she was a younger “model” in Miami, likely hanging with all the rich folks at the exclusive parties, possibly wearing lingerie and letting the rich guys eat sushi off her naked body….you know that kind of party girl….

The immigrants from drug running countries are more cut throat and willing to kill to get ahead. It’s a passion that domestic Americans who are lazy from all that fast food, which is why Sofia Vergara takes your jobs American Spanish girls. I mena, that and the tits.

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