You may remember Taryn Manning, she’s the haggard lookin’ whore from the movie 8 Mile. She’s also got some lesbian rock band with her brother, a clothing line and is into other shit like getting high, drunk and having sex with random men as long as they tell her she’s the prettiest girl in the world. I don’t know about the last part, but she’s definitely got a pretty hard fucking face that reminds me of street whores who are down on their luck, have daddy issues, and who beg me to tell them they are pretty before sticking it in them, so I’m posting it as fact.

I know people who find her hot, I always found her vile and I have even taken our friendship to facebook, where she was a cunt to me. so I can’t stand her.

Speaking of facebook, I just added some random girl who wrote “do we know each other” or something along the lines of “why the fuck are you randomly adding me you fucking creepy motherfucker” but the nicer version.

This is what I wrote back, but suggest you don’t, if you want to make the friend. We call this being a social chainsaw….

Not officially. I mean I jerk off to your profile picture everyday and I figured I’d add you and see what else you have to offer.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are some pictures of a dirty little irrelevant whore…who I am sure you’d fuck but spend the next 6-8 weeks lookin’ at your dick pretty fucking closely to make sure nothin’ pops up. Word.

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Hilary Duff has a weird fucking stance in her swagger, I think it’s gotta do with getting gang raped by her boyfriend’s hockey team to keep them motivated, or maybe he’s just shoved the Hockey stick a little too deep, you know how these initiations go, and I hear she really wants to be accepted by him and the team. It is a brotherhood, or some shit I don’t quite understand, because I don’t believe in sports or athleticism, I’m more into hard drinking and sitting long enough to develop fucking hemorrhoids that have been fucking hell the past week, I wrote that one for the ladies….I have a feeling it’s not going to swoon them as I had intended it to….

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Aubrey O’Day without tits busting out of her shirt is an Aubrey O’Day I’ve got zero fucking interest in. If you’re going to fucking invest in fake tits live it fucking up. Exploit the shit. Your fan base only exists because of those things and you have no business wearing anything that covers it up. The fact is that she’s not even that hot, so she might as well milk what she does have and play with our hearts like this. I really don’t give a fuck so I’m gonna post this as is and go back to self destructive behavior. Internet has been just as boring as this post today, so don’t blame me, blame the internet…

Here’s the Video…I can’t believe the crowd this bitch draws….

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Lindsay Lohan was out in Hawaii in her bathing suit bottoms and that’s so crazy you know since it’s tropical weather, there’s an ocean and she spent the entire day at the fuckin’ beach.

If you want to give me a story, have her walking around New York totally naked feeding the fucking pigeons while directing traffic or some shit, don’t give me a girl on vacation in bikini bottoms lookin’ awesome….that’s all I have to say about that….

I do have something to say about being pantsless and that is that a couple years ago I threw a pantsless party and invited everyone I know, unfortunately, I was drunk at the time and neglected the fact that everyone I know are pretty much homeless dudes, so they all came over empty handed with no pants on, smelling of piss and shit, one guy wasn’t wearing underwear and the whole thing totally backfired. The concept was to get some girls running around in panties, but again, I failed on delivery…..

Today’s been a series of repetition….

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