AVN Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2009

06

Mar

Bree Olson Takes a Shit Before the AVN Awards of the Day

Someone sent in this exlusive video of one of my favorite Pornstars, Bree Olson, sitting on the toilet before the AVN awards. I am not sure if she’s actually taking a shit, because there is no toilet bowl shot, which is really too bad, since scat is the new anal, but none of that matters, what does matter is how excited the photographer gets when she bends the fuck over and shows off her boy short underwear. A little lazy for a pornstar but refreshing because I hate the standard G-string shit they normally wear becuase shit gives me yeast infections…but then again so does wiping back to front, antibiotics and fuckin’ dirty dick….yeah – I don’t know either…I’m just an idiot…

Posted in:AVN|Bree Olson|Shit|Uncategorized

2009

13

Feb

Some Chicks Shaking Their Asses Like It’s Their Job of the Day

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It’s Friday, we’re all tired of working, not that what I do is really work, but more an addiction to sitting on a computer because it makes for a good excuse not to do other things in life, but I figure what better day to post this very EXCLUSIVE video of some no name stripper sluts who were hired to spend 3 days in Vegas at the Adult Expo to stand by a booth and shake their asses. Sure shit happened a month ago, but I’m slow on the uptake, whatever the fuck that means, I just hear people say it and wanted to drop it like it’s hot.

Posted in:Ass|AVN|Booty Shake|stepTV

2009

21

Jan

Nina Hartley’s Old Ass in a Thong of the Day

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Here’s a shitty video and some picture of Nina Hartley’s ass. If you don’t know who Nina Hartley is, then you are an idiot. She is a 50 year old Jewish old school pornstar who has some crazy fucking booty. She is one of the longest running pornstars who seems to like what she’s doing, she hasn’t killed herself with a drug overdose and she hasn’t got the AIDS virus, so she’s the kind of experience slut all you young sluts should look up to as your idol.

She is educated, she is a feminist who thinks sex is something women give to men and she’s on some kind of quest to legitimize what she does and make it have a bigger purpose, even though no matter how many words she says to explain herself, I just can’t make out what she’s saying because her mouth is full of cock.

I don’t want to underestimate her life work, but let’s be real for a minute, you get fucked on camera, you have been getting fucked on camera for close to 3 decades and that makes you a slut, whether you are smart or intellectual about shit or not.

Here are the pics to make up for the shitty video, speaking of video Nina Hartley is still in “Mature Porn” and produces some instructional videos, because if there’s anything this bitch knows, it’s how to take a cock and eat some serious pussy…,

2008

22

Jan

AVN Expo Video a Week Late of the Day

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I didn’t get to go to the AVN awards and the reality is that I don’t really care that much because leaving my house is a pain in the ass. What I do care about is that some asshole told me the whole trip was on him and that my ticket was at the airport and I only realized it was a bad joke on me after a 2 hour bus ride to the airport that didn’t have a ticket reserved for me before having to take another 2 hour bus ride home.

The good news is that some asshole went there pretending to be me and had the decency to email me this video that I am posting as if it was my own. So if you are interested in seeing the AVN Expo because you’re too poor to ever make it there on your own, this is a glimpse into what you missed. Cuddles.

Related Posts:

Some Pictures at the 2008 AVN Awards
Jesse Jane at Some Adult Awards that Aren’t the AVNs
Jenna Jameson on the Runway in a One-Piece Pictures
Making Some Guy’s Girlfriend Who Wants to be a Pornstar Famous

Posted in:AVN|AVN Awards|AVN EXPO|Unsorted

2006

19

Jan

Double Viking at the AVN's

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Porno is played out, at least it is for me. I don’t give a shit about some abused/molested/useless girl from the midwest who moves to Porn Valley to make it big in the pictures. I try to stay as far away from dysfunction as possible. Whenever I am forced to watch a porno by my fat wife, she’s into that shit sometimes, I can’t help but think how many cocks have been inside that dumb bitch’s ass. Point of the story is that I’d rather get off to some local bitch with just as many fuckin issues as these porn bitches, but has enough decency to keep it to her whoreself, instead of announcing to the world that her daddy never loved her by taking a load on her face.

Point of this post is to say, DoubleViking is making the new DrunkenStepfather.com site for us, and to show our appreciation and to tell him to hurry the fuck up on it, we are pluggin his video.

If you want an update on the new DrunkenStepfather.com website, feel free to email DoubleViking@gmail.com to speed up his tanned Miami ass.

Watch the Video Here (NSFW for non-stepfather readers, I know you’re all a different breed of pervert than most, and that’s why I keep doin this bullshit.)

Posted in:AVN|Double Viking|Porn|porn awards|Unsorted

2006

19

Jan

Double Viking at the AVN’s

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Porno is played out, at least it is for me. I don’t give a shit about some abused/molested/useless girl from the midwest who moves to Porn Valley to make it big in the pictures. I try to stay as far away from dysfunction as possible. Whenever I am forced to watch a porno by my fat wife, she’s into that shit sometimes, I can’t help but think how many cocks have been inside that dumb bitch’s ass. Point of the story is that I’d rather get off to some local bitch with just as many fuckin issues as these porn bitches, but has enough decency to keep it to her whoreself, instead of announcing to the world that her daddy never loved her by taking a load on her face.

Point of this post is to say, DoubleViking is making the new DrunkenStepfather.com site for us, and to show our appreciation and to tell him to hurry the fuck up on it, we are pluggin his video.

If you want an update on the new DrunkenStepfather.com website, feel free to email DoubleViking@gmail.com to speed up his tanned Miami ass.

Watch the Video Here (NSFW for non-stepfather readers, I know you’re all a different breed of pervert than most, and that’s why I keep doin this bullshit.)

Posted in:AVN|Double Viking|Porn|porn awards|Unsorted