So this vintage nude picture of Madonna is up for auction, they are estimating that it’s worth somewhere around 10,000 dollars, but I think that bush is fucking priceless. The truth is that I don’t hate bush, I find them entertaining and fully shaved is so fucking mainstream, I like seeing a little fucking character, as long as I am not knee deep in the shit. The site has always supported bush in theory and I am not going to back down now by dissing Madonna for rocking a 70s bush in the 70s, especially since she over the last 30 years, her clit has grown to the size of my penis with all the steroids and I am down with celebrating her when she was still a woman, I mean look at those fucking tits.

Here’s a quote about the auction…

Madonna, then known as Madonna Louise Ciccone, may have earned as little as $25 for the 1979 modeling session. The raw, full frontal black-and-white image, taken by Lee Friedlander, appeared in Playboy in 1985 and is to be auctioned Feb. 12. Madonna was a 20-year-old dancer trying to make ends meet when she answered Friedlander’s newspaper ad seeking a nude model, said Matthieu Humery, head of Christie’s photography department.

I guess that just goes to show that anytime you use your body for money, someone else is making a lot more money off it and it will surface after you establish yourself and become a mega star. I am totally for girls getting naked for money, I am also totally for girls getting naked for free. I hate the stigma that they have thinking sending me nudes will ruin their chances of getting into college, or will be shameful to their families, when nudity is our natural state. So prude bitches who don’t get naked or send me naked pictures on the internet are the real whores. I guess I am like a hippie despite hating hippies and firmly believe nudity is our natural state and I want to celebrate your natural state by cumming all over my belly lookin’ at you in all your glory…well not you…since you’re a dude…but you if you have a vagina, if you know what I mean.

Update: I didn’t notice the armpit hair or leg hair because I was staring at her bush and trying to make out the lips behind all her Italian glory, and I definitely don’t support negligence in maintenance, it is lazy, despite my love for bush. Get it together you fucking slob.

Another Update: I want to own this picture, so I think I need to start a fundraiser on the site for you all to donate to this very important cause. If we get to our target and get this picture, I promise to tour it around the world and let each and every one of you sniff it. I just don’t know how to start a fundraiser on the internet because I am disorganized.

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