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2022

15

Nov

Madonna’s Freakish Nipple Sneaks onto Instagram of the Day

I am late to the game on this one, because part of me wants to believe it didn’t happen, not because I fear old nasty nipples, but because I remember thinking Madonna in her prime had hot nipples when she was doing a lot of work to influence the female hive mind to be more sexual in a time they needed that kind of degeneracy.

She’s become more of a parody, or a performance art project in her sitting on her pile of money, aging out old and not gracefully, and with that comes a lot of weird content….

One could argue that she was a troll back when she was being controverisal in the 80s and 90s and continues to be a troll, because it pays.

One could argue the big weird nipples she’s posted to her instagram are prosthetic and not the real deal…since they were never so big…but with all the jacking herself up, who can be sure of anything on the internet….I mean is this even Madonna or a tranny they brought into replace her.

The good news is nipples on instagram always win and no matter how hard I ignore them, they always seem to work their way onto the site…even if I am not sure they are actually nipples….in which case…what are they besides creepy as shit….who cares.

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2022

03

Jun

I’d still fuck Madonna of the Day

She’s Madonna…

I’ve done’ worse….

Dramatically worse….

I don’t care how mangled, beat up, ROTTEN MEAT, disgusting she probably is outside of the instagram filters…

She’s Madonna…

I don’t care that she’s some Satanic princess sent here to destroy generations of women…

I just hope she’s wearing depends….geriatric is one thing, but geriatric feces is another.

I’ve spent enough time in old folks home looking for dementia bitches to stick my dick in to know how quickly that shit goes shout!

She’s Madonna….allegedly….I’m not sure this thing is even humnan….but I’d still fuck it.

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2022

20

Apr

Madonna’s Freakish Panty Flash of the Day

Madonna may be old as shit, but she’s not going to let that dementia go to waste, she’s going to redirect back into her act, because either’s she’s totally fucking crazy, like a senile old bitch who is at the age of being a senile old bitch or she’s decided to take her artistry that was likely all ripped off from actual artists and turn herself into some Instagram filtered, bloated face, total fucking nightmare, that I guess is better than the alternative of being some old lady who ages gracefully…

The whole thing is desperate, vain, self deprecating, hilarious, sad, terrifying, social commentary made real life, depressing, and not very hot all at the same fucking time….it is Madonna…who even in her loserdom, she only has 18 million tiktok fans like she’s not Madonna…and really her panties were gross then, grosser now that she’s expired, despite all the clown work, but still worthy of a sniff…..even if it’s what nightmares are fucking made of….

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2022

15

Mar

Madonna Panties of the Day

Dude…

Somethings just don’t really need to be discussed, a picture paints 1000 words or whatever the expression is…..

Madonna being over the top, a parody of an influencer, with so much duct tape or fillers HOLDING her broken down Satanic body…..is just fucking disturbing….

Clearly, she’s a fucking Satanist, who sold her soul to the devil, and now they are experimenting or fucking with us in the weirdest way.

Obviously, we’d all still fuck her provided the opportunity arose, but since it will likely not arise, we can look at her with confusion, disgust and with a reminder of just how fucking weird the world is, filled with this manipulated, non-human content, that plays tricks on our damn brains…

I believe she’s in her 60s, assuming she’s not a vampire and 600 years old, which she might as well be based on her VAGINA MILEAGE alone…

It definitely should inspire you to start working at an old folks home, knowing all those diaper wearing, shit themselves from all the anal, slutty bitches who were raised by Madonna will soon be residents you get to eat out….even though it’s gross, but when is elderly pussy not gross, probably better with some CLOWN MAKE UP on like it’s Halloween…or Madonna…

Either way, this shit is fucking creepy….so it must be demonic.

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2022

18

Jan

Madonna Sort of Pussy Flash of the Day

Madonna’s pussy is one those things that you probably don’t really want to see, or maybe you’ve already seen it, in her 60 year career, there have been ample opportunity, but I can’t specifically remember seeing her actual labia, all dried out and looking like a callused foot on a diabetic man, which I would assume is what her pussy looked like for the last 60 years, you know like when you leave a ham sandwich on the counter for a few months and you’re left with what looks like bacon…but the pussy version….

YES…I am a pussy shamer…

The kind of guy who points and laughs at vaginas that look gross, especially when on celebrities that have made millions off our backs…because without us, there is not them…in theory, but not in practice, since the system is rigged and we are insignificant, they are the chosen ones and from their perspective, without THEM there is no US..

The point of the story is, Madonna’s pussy was probably nasty in the 80s, so it is nastier now, but that’s just how you make it in America at the level she’s made it.

The other point of the story is that Madonna and her satanic witchcraft, baby fetal cell eating, coupled with fucked up surgeries that make her look like a bloated, doughy, freakish sex doll you found in the trash, brought home, and had to deal with it haunting you because it was possessed…CHUCKY THE SEX DOLL YEARS….

She terrifies me…and realize that there is no pussy exposed, but we thank that panty barrier for protecting us from the toxins, pollutants, noxious gases, ROT…but is the panty strong enough…I doubt it…DO YOUR BEST panty…sacrificing himself, making direct skin on skin contact with the demon puss.

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2021

28

Jul

Madonna Titties of the Day

Madonna may have self professed herself being an Illuminati Princess or High Priestess or some shit on her social media last week, which should set off some warning lights or something, but it would make sense since she’s Madonna and probably created by the industry…

Plus, she’s in her 60s and doesn’t look like a traditonal 60 year old, so I’ll go along with her making sacrifices to the demons she worships, maybe even eating the fetal cells of aborted babies that I think celebrities get…..but maybe it’s just BOTOX…I don’t know…

I guess it also makes sense, seeing as she calls herself a high priestess, that her images would be full of the “one eye”, her hands in triangle form, you know a tribute to the powers that be….

But I don’t know much about any of that, I have been running the site for a long time, I’ve had friends obsessed with secret societies since the late 80s, I just don’t bother caring because it barely affects us, even if it runs the world…we’re the slave class…so I can reduce a very senior citizen Madonna to her tits, because I was around when SEX came out and we saw her tits, and I always thought hey were good tits…I am just not sure how I feel about them now that they’ve aged 30 years…but they are STILL tits and that’s what counts…at least enough to ignore the creepy shit this may represent….if you believe in that kind of shit..

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2020

25

May

Madonna See Through Bra of the Day

Madonna See Through Bra

It is Memorial Day, I am in Canada and we don’t do any of that, but I can still appreciate what it means to all you American Patriots out there. It’s an important thing to pay your respect to those who have protected you for your freedoms by being in your military and whether you believe in military or a system designed to get people into the military, it’s a huge part of what America is…and America being the strongest country and most influential country int the world…that is important.

So I figure the best way to celebrate or pay tribute to those fallen soldiers is by looking at another kind of fallen soldier….with a Madonna pic she posted of her tits, where she still looks like shit, all heroin medicated like some dying crackwhore you just hired to suck your dick…in a “She’s been dead for a long time” throwback that may not need to be memorialized or remembered…but here I am posting it.

Her caption:

“Current Wardrobe Sitch………………And for those of you who are offended in any way by this photo then I want to let you know that I have successfully graduated from the University of Zero F*^ks Given. Thanks for coming to my Graduation Ceremony! ? Class of 2020!”

Gross.

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2020

13

May

Madonna Ass Shot of Day

Madonna posted up her super fucking weird looking old as shit jacked up ass….with the most geriatric caption…


Finally going to get my regenerative treatment for my missing cartilage!! I would be jumping up and down if i could after 8 months of being in pain. Wish me Luck!

I guess the high risk COVID senior citizen wanted to sex things up in a weird way for those of us who jerked off to her tits when she was still seen as old to us, 25 fucking years ago.

Nothing says sex quite like talking about missing cartilage and hip replacements…throw in some dry pussy thanks to being a fucking corpse…maybe a little “I piss myself thanks to the cancer surgery”….and other old person things…

I mean people do jerk off to old people….so it’s not as weird as it should be, and if anything fucking Madonna could be hot, not because she’s a trained dancer from being a culture vulture stealing all the trends from real artists….back when she started…not because it’s a great story to tell people…but because she’s still hotter than anything you’ve ever fucked…even if she’s disgusting…

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2019

19

Jun

Madonna Lingerie of the Day

Madonna Lingerie

Madonna in lingerie for her 75th birthday is kind of a weird approach, but the girl has spent a career that spans 6 decades doing whatever she can to get noticed, and it has consistently been the “shock” value, get naked, exploit sexuality….offend…because without that angle, or novelty act approach…no one would have given a fuck, but instead she became Madonna…the icon, the Gay Icon, the super famous who doesn’t realize that we’ve all seen what she looks like now, and we don’t need to see updated pics of her in lingerie…she’s fucking old as shit and there should come a time in every whores life that she retires that sandpaper, dried up, dangling pussy hole….to focus on important things like knitting…

But unfortunately, old people have access to facebook, social media, etc….and along with getting involved or victimized by scammers…also have the ability to post slutty content because as narcissists they can’t process the simple fact that they are old as shit…

Here’s this old hag being old as shit…half naked…as she does…it’s the only way to get people to notice…like that little kid who figured out pissing himself gets him attention…only this eldery twat saves the pissing herself for the privacy of her own home…where her lingerie is more adult diaper / pee pads…than lace…

Terrifying. Definitely.

Madonna Lingerie

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2018

30

Aug

Madonna Bush Selfie of the Day

Madonna Pussy Print Big Bush in See Through Bra and Panties on Instagram

Madonna Pubes

I am not against pubes, I fucking love pubes, I am a big fan of pubes, I am an advocate or ambassador of pubes. I celebrate bush, length and thickness of bush, the bigger the better, the fullehe better, the longer the better….it’s like a panty pillow to nestle up into and cuddle…it’s warm, it’s safe, it’s home….it’s a fashion accessory that can be coiffed and maintained however you want…it can be decorative…or it can be rustic and backwoods….it can be adventurous or it can be elegant…there is just so much to the bush…the vagina hat…the protector of the vagina…the furry seas you need to part to get into the golden pink palace of clit and lips…

I just against Madonna’s zombie body..at 60…being out there half naked.

It’s a nightmare, horror movies were written with less inspirational imagery….

THERE IS NO NEED FOR HER TO BE POSTING THIS..ALL HER FANS ARE QUEER AND DON’T NEED ANY OF THIS…..PUT IT THE FUCK AWAY….

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