Madonna is bored in Lisbon, where she lives now, because she’s training her black she adopted to be a professional football /soccer player, because that’s what entitled weirdo white people do to feel better about themselves… I saw that Sandra Bullock movie about the racists who paid a black guy to go pro in the NFL…I know how plantation owners worked…..it’s oppressive..in this case mainly because Madonna Pulled her Damn Tits Out..

No one wants to see that shit…I mean, I’m fine seeing that shit, because I am a pervert and like all tits, bad tits, tits that were once good tits…but at 60…with all the plastic surgery she’s had done…this is out of some kind of horror movie…

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These Madonna nude pics for Interview magazine came out yesterday and I was a little slow on the draw, not because I didn’t see them, or didn’t think they deserved being mocked for the sheer fact that she’s 100 fucking years old…I mean literally 100 fucking years old…and she looks it…in some weathered, Courtney Love on a binge kind of way….all leathery, scary and weird…but I was too busy masturbating to them…because for some weird reason, a reason called Madonna…I find them pretty fucking hot…maybe it is up on the whole “I’ve seen too many hot girls in my life, throw some used up shit at me, it’s better than falling into the Tranny porn movement”…or maybe it is the Tranny porn movement, considering she stopped getting her period over a decade ago…and may or may not have more testosterone than me, which isn’t saying much….but I am all about this….it’s probably just my love for never being too old to try to be hot, sexy and young…even when you clearly are…and the worst thing in all this…is I’d totally let her smother me with her well travelled, callused labia…but I am a sick man.

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I don’t know when Madonna tapped into her youth and did topless photos for L’Uomo, but by the look of her face, it was too recent and she was too old…

Not that I don’t love a good naked old person, I worked in an old folks home for a year and I used to always debate fucking them while changing their diapers, because they looked so wrinkly and disgusting, I never did, but my co-worker did and no one ever believed the old people when they accused him, because well, #alzheimers.

That said, here are some madonna titty outtakes…and they are disgusting.

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I think we can all agree that Madonna is disgusting. Even Terrifying.

With her muscular vagina that has been worked so hard over the last 3.5 decades of fucking hard to make 100s of millions of dollars.

A vagina she apparently decided to selfie in panties just to show how resilient that fucking thing is…

You know in a “Hey fucker, my fuck hole that got me here is still alive, and can squat 215″….kind of way.

She’s 60. Forgetting she’s 60. This is weird. But not as weird as knowing that in the 80s. I was all about her slutty for pop music even though she couldn’t sing hustle. It paved the way for so many aspiring sluts to embrace being a slut and I’ll never slut shame a slut…I need sluts to survive…I’ll just call them out on it and only eat them out through plastic bags…I have enough problems without having to deal with cold sores…

All this to say, I am all for freaky 60 year olds, I just don’t really want to see them in action. It’s like keep that shit to yourself, we don’t like how it looks or smells. Hang those leather and lace things up, or keep them for your own personal use. Don’t make it public. Seriously. We get it, you fuck, you’re a freak, no one wants to see it.

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Madonna Titties are Titties that I’ll still look cuz I like Titties…when they are in a magazine, but still titties I would rather not see because they are fossilized from years of semen being splattered on them in areas she hasn’t been able to properly clean…

What I am getting at is that she’s in her 60s, and this kind of battle with aging gracefully, pretending you’re still 20, maybe because you feel 20, even though you haven’t been 20 since the 70s, is wrong..

It’s like old people do yoga, they can bend, but do I really need to see one in fishnets with her leg wrapped around her neck like life is a fetish site…

I mean I guess this is some artistic rendition for fashion…obscure or whatever…but I can’t sign on or endorse this, but I can look at it like a train crash, because that’s what it is…a misguided train crash….

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Madonna, in being Madonna decided to make the Met Ball about her, by posting a picture that instagram would normally ban an account for, but not when it is Madonna because she’s Madonna…and I don’t really understand the context of what she wrote as the caption…

What i wanted to wear to Met Ball but Anna said not this year! So I’m gonna work on music instead?

I just know it happened…and it really isn’t fap-able- so why fucking bother posting it…because celebrity nipples or titties tied up like it was bondage scene, that even at 60 are interesting enough to look at, even though I am sure this isn’t her outfit at all, but rather just an old pic!

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I am a huge fan of bush…I think it’s amazing, erotic, natural and sexy…it hides herpes scabs and nasty labia…it holds in odours I like to rub along my face…it gets matted when wet, it’s a pillow to lie on, it’s a fashion accessory like a top hat to the pussy…so I don’t fear hair…

But bush is not armpit hair and Madonna’s armpit just made me gag.

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