I don’t bother with porn chicks, but apparently porn chicks are people too ….and There are two porn awards back-to-back, the most famous one being the AVN Awards, which have been televised and that I’ve been the Judge for ONCE or TWICE before some porn producer had me blacklisted because I made a joke about his girlfriend, porn chick Jenna Haze shitting herself due to damage from all the anal, back when the paparazzi captured bikini pics of her in a white bikini covered in mud.

Considering she was a girl who was violated on camera, which she consented to, got famous from, and made lots of money doing….my joke seemed pretty fucking tame, even at that time when people were more uptight and your granny wasn’t producing fisting videos for Reddit.

It was barely even late night TV caliber jokes, but it hurt feelings man…it hurt feelings….even tough no one reads the site, they read that….and my porno dreams were destroyed then and there.

There’s another award show called put on by XBIZ, which is called the XMAs and they were recent and these are the porn chicks there.

I lost interest in porn when porn went super mainstream and I wanted nothing to do with it.

I don’t follow porn or porn chicks because I find them gross. The bar is set so low, but I do like the concept of porn and the idea of hot porn chicks, so maybe we’ll eventually get to that before TRUMP’s administration makes porn illegal…or at least a way to launch a digital ID to access porn.

I blame Stormy Daniels.

Despite being a believer in the good word of our lord, I’ve been wanting to produce some high brow porn. I’ve also been pretty consistent in posting what would be considered porn at one time. It’s forced me out of the mainstream and made me a lot less money because I could only run ads with porn companies they only pay when you pay and you don’t pay dear reader. I do think porn’s pretty detrimental to society. The normies clearly can’t handle it.

So as much as I like freedom of speech and watching girls stick things in their asses…getting porn out of the mainstream and back in the back alleys and basements, where people are ashamed of their porn addictions and they keep it to them damn selves…

If we’re going to have a porn industry, let’s set a bar where it’s not about the girls who are WILLING to do it, but the girls who look the best doing it….

Let’s come together, literally and make porn great again.

In the meantime, here’s the best the porn industry has to offer, all dolled up…

Angela White – Big Girl Tits….

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Here are her tits:

Kira Noir –

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Jennifer White –

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Yes all the porn stars are named White or Black depending on their Ethnicity for their Indian audience to understand what they are getting and for search engine optimization.

We’ll soon have porn chicks named “Throat Bang” and “Gape Ass” and “Linda Linda”….you know to get those search engine results that get you paid…

Hailey Rose by any other name is still a chick who fucks on camera….

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Luna Star –

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Scarlett Alexis –

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