Lindsay Lohan was out in Hawaii in her bathing suit bottoms and that’s so crazy you know since it’s tropical weather, there’s an ocean and she spent the entire day at the fuckin’ beach.

If you want to give me a story, have her walking around New York totally naked feeding the fucking pigeons while directing traffic or some shit, don’t give me a girl on vacation in bikini bottoms lookin’ awesome….that’s all I have to say about that….

I do have something to say about being pantsless and that is that a couple years ago I threw a pantsless party and invited everyone I know, unfortunately, I was drunk at the time and neglected the fact that everyone I know are pretty much homeless dudes, so they all came over empty handed with no pants on, smelling of piss and shit, one guy wasn’t wearing underwear and the whole thing totally backfired. The concept was to get some girls running around in panties, but again, I failed on delivery…..

Today’s been a series of repetition….

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