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2007

25

Jul

I am – Throwback Naked Playmate of the Day

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Kathy Lloyd

A couple months ago I was crashing on my friend’s couch along with her at her mom’s apartment. Every morning we would take the dogs out to the park to pee and hump each other (the dogs, not us). One morning we noticed a homeless dude passed out in the bushes. One of the dogs ran off, and when it came back, it was covered in hot, wet homeless shit. We freak out. The other dog starts going nuts and fucking this human shit-covered dog. We call her mom and she says to take them to Petco (I was thinking bullets were a better idea).

We leash the bitches up (they are lesbian dogs) and start the 12 block treck to Petco. It’s morning rush hour, the sidewalks are packed, and our two human-diarrhea dogs are rubbing up against people on their way to work. We get to Petco, and the groomer was like, “Holy fuck.”

Two hours later the dogs came back with ribbons and smelling like roses. You know what probably doesn’t smell like roses? Former playmate Kathy Lloyd’s pussy now. These are some old naked picks of her from, Hell, i dunno, the ’80s? ’90s? She probably has peices of Heffner all stuck and rotting up in her vagina. But she was naked then, so I present her to you now. Go masterbate.

Obediently yours,
Sugar Nell (ex-hooker, friend of Jesus)

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2007

24

Jul

I am – Park Fight of the Day

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I have been of the opinion for a long time that men who fight do so only because they have small dicks and are trying to over compensate and women who fight do so only because they think they have something to prove in that “I can do anything a man can do.” type of way. Its pretty sad actually when I go out to bar or any other place for that matter and see grown fucking people picking a fight with someone else like its highschool and everyone is going to meet near the oak trees to watch. Grow the fuck up.

PS The way the cops just stand there for a bit is pretty fantastic. I also like the part where the bitch takes off her shoe.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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2007

24

Jul

I am – Amy Winehouse is a Real Addict of the Day

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Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse is fucked up but she is never, ever going to die of an overdose. Here’s why:

I have an older friend, we’ll call him Joe. Joe was a Heroin Addict for years and a friend of our families. We watched him get clean, relapse, his friends die, get clean again, be homeless, come back with money etc etc. It was a really vicious cycle to watch and as much as I mess with drugs now and again, after seeing something like that, I know when to chill the fuck out and get it together.

What I realized through all this was real drug addicts don’t die. Real drug addicts don’t want to die, because if they die, they can’t get high anymore, and that is all those junkie fucks care about.

People like Lohan die, kids who are obsessed with having a good time and think drugs are glamorous and all that other bullshit. Lohan isn’t a fucking addict, and she doesn’t need rehab, she needs that fucking cougar mother of hers to stop milking her fame and money and give her some discipline.

I’ve known a lot of Junkie idiots in my, even though I’m only 18, and 8/10 times if you ask them about their family life, they will tell you they came from a good family, most probably with money, and that it was THAT money that allowed them to start using in the first place.

Amy Winehouse doesn’t have time to go to places like Hyde, and get drunk and crash her car and leave the scene of an accident and go to rehab for 30 days then get out and go back again. It’s waaaay to much work for her. It will cut into her precious time for getting high. And that’s how a real addict thinks

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

23

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been getting a lot of emails asking questions about myself so I thought I would take some time to answer some of them here today

1) Yes, I am a different person then Jesus, and I am not just him dressed up as a girl posting. Althought the thought of that really makes me laugh.

2) As appealing as auctioning off my virginity to the highest bidder on the site, I’m not a virgin anymore, and have, in fact, been ruined many times over. And over.

3) Yes, Jesus is just as bad in real life

4) No, I’m not sure if I’m staying around when Jesus gets back, I hope so.

5) No, I haven’t lezzed it out with Sugar Nell…Yet.

6) Yes, I realize I am not as funny as/good as/ smart as/ etc as Jesus, but like or not, asshole, I’m her till he gets back. Deal with it.

Hope this answers some of the questions you guys had. Here’s some links, click them and your wildest dreams will become your reality.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


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Some bald dude gets laid. There’s hope for you yet
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The child of my dreams Part 2
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The internet has crashed!!
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Nichole Richie is a puker
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Some guy eats a live snake
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Long jumper hit by javelin
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Some bailbait chick does stuff with her tounge
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Is it still a nipslip when there’s tape over the nip?
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Jennifer Elliston like whoa!!
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Adriane Curry at the Playboy Mansion
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Pole vaulter hits the pavement
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Who’d you rather?
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Trouble for Brad and Angie? I don’t believe it, but whatever, here it is anyways.
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Smallest and tallest man meet in person.
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Vadgeonna wants to make a movie….Oooooh boy…
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Britney drives with son in lap. Again
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Harry Potter is rich and turns 18 today, so he’s finally legal. If I slept with guys my age, I would so be all over his ass.
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Kate Moss sex tapes??
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Heather Locklear is getting it in with that old dude still
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Some flexible chick in a bikini
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Pervert Dentist
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Don’t fuck with an elephant
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Yet another reason I am never, ever going to Iran
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You stay classy, Britney!
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Gone Baby Gone Trailer
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Jana goes lesbian
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rihanna is number 1
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Heather Locklear wants to kick Pam Anderson’s ass!
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80’s Porn is funny, especially when it involves incest
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Young Demi Moore Topless
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ESPN readers are more offended by gambling them dog killing
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Biggest movie mistakes
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Hot Asian chick of the day
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Highschool students strip for teachers
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Rupaul is as funny as ever
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Anastasia Ashley kind of naked
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Eva Mendes topless
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Your body is underage
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Michelle Marsh with her top off. I think I will be more surpriced next time I actually see her with her top on.
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Anya has giant tits
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Hey, where’s her ipod?
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Half naked Claudia Schiffer in Vogue
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Sex sells. Duh.
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Kelley Hazell’s pussy in Cashback
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Flickr Tits
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I actually fucked a guy who used this stuff. True story.
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2007

23

Jul

I am – Fat Hookers in a Limo of the Day

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I hate limos and the people who ride in them, and it’s not just because I’m poor and will probabaly never ride in one myself. Everytime I see a limo, its some fucking drunk highschool kids hanging out the top of it, or some idiot club goers who want to look like they are all ballin’ deluxe when they roll up to some spot.

Its like bringing an escort to your ex girlfriends wedding. Sure shes hott, and maybe you’ll get to fuck her, but in the end, everyone knows shes only there cause you are paying her to be.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

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2007

23

Jul

I am – Tara Reid is All Covered Up of the Day

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Tara Reid

So I’m guessing Tara Reid has been checking out all the Gossip forums cause I find it pretty convenient that she is at the beach but seemed to cover her botched surgery up for once, since all she pretty much does is run around in a fucking bikini anymore.

I don’t feel sorry for people who get fucked up cause of cosmetic surgery and I hate the way the media has turned her and all these other assholes into some sort of martyrs for this shit, seriously. I refuse to feel sorry for her or anyone else who voluntarily chose to cut up their fucking bodies because they think it will make them look better, get it fucked up, and then go on fucking Tyra and every other god damned day time talk crying about it because it didn’t turn out how they planned.

Hey Bitch, guess what? Lots of shit it my life didn’t turned out as planned either, the only difference is I didn’t pay somebody to make my life this shitty, it just kind of happened. I’m sure she blames the surgery on the fact that she never gets movie parts anymore either, and still just can’t fucking accept that she’s a bad actress and is pretty much only good for eye candy.

People like her will go spend the equivalent of a down payment on a fucking house, or what some people will make for their yearly salary to fix minor imperfections on their body that most people don’t even notice anyways. At least next time she will think twice, and go buy a house next time, instead of a flabby stomach and some giant, lopsided tits.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

20

Jul

I am – The Katherine McPhee Weight Loss Plan of the Day

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Katherine McPhee
Julien, our Token Gay Blogger, and I had a lengthly conversation over IM chat today about our best methods to keep pounds off, because, seriously we all know nobody likes a fat chick, right? (Or in his case, a fat guy I suppose). He wrote this lovely email] summarizing our conversation. When I asked him if he thought people may get offended, he said he didn’t give a shit, because people with eating disorders are funny, and he’s going to hell anyways.

When I was a little kid I was pretty scrawny but as soon as I hit high school I got really fucking fat. I was totally sublimating my crushes on my male classmates with food, which is a classic gay move. Once I moved to the big city and realized that no self-respecting gay guy is going to fuck a 200 pound, fat 19 year old, I went on the Mary-Kate Olsen diet of Diet Red Bulls and Vodka and Marlboro Lights.

Even though I am wicked skinny now, you can still see in my face that there is a trapped fat kid inside my body just dying to get out. But I’m going to keep him away until I find a rich husband and don’t care what I look like anymore.

Now I know Katherine McPhee had a major eating disorder or some shit but girl’s gotta stick with it. When I see her I can still see a little fat Katherine inside, desperately yearning to binge on KrispeyKremes and Double Whoppers. But if I can keep it off, you can keep it off!!

(snaps fingers)

Julien’s Helpful Hint: Deepthroating can sometimes make you vomit. So go binge all you want and then suck some serious cock. But please run to the bathroom before you purge Guys do NOT appreciate it when you hurl all over their junk (I know from experience, Sorry again Jason!)

Smooch!

Julien


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2007

20

Jul

I am – Nicole Scherzinger is the Leader of the Pack of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger

The Pussycat Dolls crack me, because they take themselves so seriously, and as popular as they are, I think they just prove that this whole pop-group ensemble thing is so ridiculous and not based on talent or merit. I liked the idea of them being this burlesque troupe or whatever, but the fact that they make music (they are working on their second album) and that there are real people out there into their music is too much for me to handle.

I watched that show of their’s for a little while, and laughed when the girl who won was sort of pretty ad could sing okay, but you know, she’s not too pretty, and she can’t sing too good, as not to detract from Nicole Scherzinger, cause you know, she’s the fucking one with all the talent. Personally I think that shit was so fucking rigged and there were way better girls who could have won. Don’t get me wrong, the other ones are all hott and they do their little dances etc, but I hope they are all being honest with each other with the realization that any one of them could leave the group and nobody would give a fuck or notice, not even their “fans”.

It’s like the popular group at school. There’s always the head fucking girl, bossing everyone else around, and the other members of the group are really just expendable when it comes down it. No one even knows their names. I bet they still wait in line at Hyde.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


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2007

20

Jul

I am – Jenna Jameson is Made of Plastic of the day

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Jenna Jameson

I dunno how many of you ever have insomnia, but I’ve had it for about a year and fucking half and and it basically makes me want to shoot myself in the head. For those of you who don’t know, it basically puts you into this place where you aren’t asleep, but you aren’t really awake either, and when you do feel like you can sleep. You don’t want to eat, there’s no way you can, you just want to be left the fuck alone.

It always comes at the worst possible time, like when your stepfather is away on a fucking cruise and leaves you with his website to run and you TRY to sleep all night but can’t, and only sleep during the day. Then you have work to do at 8AM, because you know all 5 people reading need their fix of gossip and half-naked chick and therefore have to stay up all day as well. By 8pm when you’re done work, you’ve caught you second wind and don’t feel tired anymore.

One time I stayed awake for for 64 hours straight, and was hallucinating to the point that it was better then any drugs I have ever taken. Here’s Jenna Jameson.


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2007

19

Jul

I am – Fergie's Eyebrows of the Day

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Fergie

Our token Gay Blogger and my personal friend (only because I’m still clinging to the hope he will come play for our team…I heard he has a big wang) has been kind enough to grace us with another post via email. Clubs! Cocaine! Drag Queens! Read on….

I went to this drag bar last night and I was in the bathroom doing lines with this one performer, Kitty Litter. The funny thing about her is that during rest of the week she is actually a teacher at rather conservative Catholic high school but one night a week she gets all decked out in sequins and lip-syncs to Donna Summer songs for a bunch of screaming queens. If that’s what the teacher is doing, god only knows what the principle of that school does on his Tuesday nights.

So anyways, she and I are in the bathroom and she’s re-applying her makeup, (and of course by re-applying, I mean putting on foundation by the pound and making sure that her glittery hot-pink lipstick hasn’t smeared while she was wiping her nose) and I come to the realization that drag queens have a really fucked up idea of what a woman is. Now, I’m not going to get all fourth wave feminist on you (or whatever the hell wave those dykes are on) but I realized that these queens really have no idea what a woman is.

I know, I know they are supposed to be portraying a parody of a woman but not even the trashiest, whorish, cracked-out slut of woman would be caught dead wearing what these drag queens were wearing. No woman with any shred of self-respect or dignity would ever in a million years look like these drag queens. She would have to be the absolute bottom of the barrel, the most meth addicted piece of shit to even remotely resemble Kitty Litter or any other female impersonator.

Kitty Litter has the same eyebrows as Fergie.

Smooch!

Julien


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