I find Taylor Swift’s sex appeal to be less than the sex appeal of a wet rag and not even a warm wet rag shaped into a vagina shape like some Origami master at the all inclusive resort trying to make your hotel room feel 5 star…just fucking wet rag of a human…

I also find her whole angle of being this broken, weak, teenager in love, who is always the victim, pretty fucking pathetic and not empowering, just pandering to losers everywhere who would buy into her nonsense.

Even worse, I hate that she’s packaged herself as country, because she got her start in Nashville, thanks to knowing that country fans are forever…just ask LeAnn Rimes, you can do no wrong with country….

So seeing her at the Opry, an iconic place where some of the most amazing country musicians have played over the last 100 fucking years, whether at this venue or the old Rymans, you know where Johnny Cash jerked off to June Carter before he was even playing the GUITAR….back when he was working the family crop share….

Point being, she’s a pop star, who uses country, because country is lucrative, and it’s all pretty obvious in the fact that she lives in NYC, and uses country as a marketing hook, while country folk don’t turn their back on her, or egg her, like they should that CULTURAL APPROPRIATOR, because they are nice people who accept her into their club….even if she’s dog shit…

I guess the point is that she’s trying to sexualize herself with her pants riding up her ass for the Taylor Swift perverts who think she’s hot…when she’s not, but she has taken a lot of dick, at least based on her lyrics that I try to not listen as they rape us with them on the regular thanks to radio play.

Fuck Taylor Swift.

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If you’re wondering why Daphne Blunt is sucking her fingers in a bra top with her titties out, or if you’re wondering who Daphne Blunt is, the answer to both those questions starts with MICKEY MOUSE EARS….some MAGICAL WORLD OF DISNEY…..

So. I just googled her because I had never heard of her before, where I discovered that at the age of 11, her family moved to LA from Miami to pursue her career….you know like good parents who care about the wellbeing of their daughter…she’s 22 now.

Her first job was on a RADIO SHOW, which is weird, but as Podcasts have taught you, don’t undermine radio, even if it’s radio plays rather than radio for information, it worked pre Television and I guess it still works today….

She went onto the reboot of Uncle Buck, which no one knew happened, because who needs a reboot of Uncle Buck without John Candy…but Nickelodeon made it happen regardless of no one asking for it….and I assume she didn’t play Uncle Buck.

Now she’s sucking her fingers with her big titties in a bra top selfie for the internet, sounds about right for a typical career arc.

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is the greatest day of the week, I mean I say that about all my new regular features I do in part to mock other websites, since this site was originally designed to make fun of the loser fandom culture of celebs, by ripping into the celebs, and thus hurting the feelings of the loyal loser fans…..but that is also a great way to celebrate the loophole of wanting to show off your asshole, because it’s our orifice that unites us in this divided country of inclusivity, that all these genderless kids are excited by because for whatever reason they like eating it, fingering it, pegging it, in part due to the hormones and the media turning everyone gay, but also because follow the lead of Catholic girls and taking it in the ass prevents pregnancy while preserving your precious sex partner count by only letting the select few in the pussy, the ass is the where the shit gets thrown, the pussy is for special people…who fucking knows….people like anal and thus anus….whether it is due to queers, growing up on porn….it doesn’t matter…what matters is the loophole that is posting up a pic in a thong, to show the asshole peeking through….while still pretending it’s a pic of a thong and not an asshole…you know so they don’t feel as nude or slutty…..but rather protected by underwear…

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Francia Raisa is either the Selena Gomez groupie who did anything to be close to the starlet, in efforts to increase her own celebrity, all because that’s what mooch fucks do, so eager and willing to do anything that she gave the bitch her Kidney….a selfless task based on selfishness like pretty much anything else in life….

OR…..she’s not actually the sucker using the Kidney to get ahead, but rather someone who Selena Gomez groomed or paid off to give the Kidney, through manipulative tactics these celebrities learn at a young age when they trade in their souls…

OR she was some homeless chick that Selena’s team found at all the auditions at the Disney Studios, where they took blood samples to cast the Selena Gomez match…Selena just too valuable for the company, they can’t let the bitch die off…..and Franica the eager aspiring actress was sucked into that web of lies….

Either way, there are stories of how they aren’t friends anymore, which was pretty obvious when the whole Kidney transplant went down, you’re being used sucker, your thirst for fame too strong….willing to give a limb or vital organ to get there…only to not get there…because ultimately – Selena Gomez is a entitled, piece of shit cunt with no friends, soul or purposes…she’s just here to sing and dance and make a bunch of people money…just not Francia who no longer talks to Selena because Selena probably changed the locks when she got what she wanted, as pieces of shit do…

What I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t give up her titties..but she could have given up some of them thighs…

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I guess I’ll update the site, you know most days I debate throwing it all away, but we’ve come so far as we barely hang on by a thread…..knowing that if I didn’t update no one would care, but realizing if I didn’t update, I’d have to hang out with my wife all day, so instead of any of that…I guess I’ll update….it’s a compulsion…I don’t like it, but I like it better than the other options.

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Weed may be medicine….that should have never been made illegal and the fact that people are in jail over it is so fucking ridiculous…because if you’ve smoked weed, it just relaxes you for a solid 15 minutes then you sober up and smoke some more…the most harmless of substance abuse….then there’s the relaxation benefits, the pain killer benefits, the anti-anxiety which could be relaxation benefits, but to me are different…then there’s the sleeping well, anti-inflammation and cancers..that may not be proven officially but that if you smoke weed you know….

Unfortunately, Most of the girls producing weed content on the internet, or weed nudes, or NSFW 420 shit…look like they smoke a bit too much weed, are a bit too relaxed, and a bit too into the munchies than the fitness….but they are still producing thematic nudes and people NEED themes…routine…consistency….which is why we do Weed Wednesdays for you perverts…and here it is…

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Elisabeth Rioux is a French Canadian who escaped the general French Canadian plan of becoming a stripper and instead made it on instagram as a bikini clad travel and adventure girl posing up vacation pics of herself in her own bikini line, and she’s apparently gamed the whole instagram thing, running her own brand that seemingly makes her a shit ton of money while allowing her to write off all her vacations…it’s a win…

I assume she got her start after seeing Alexis Ren and her boyfriend doing their whole thing and has cast a few instagram boyfriends to play the part, in trying to get famous, and for a French Canadian, she’s massively famous, they normally only cater to their own people, but this one’s got millions watching her every move…pretty impressive things and all it took was some solid bikini pics promoted the right way.

She’s an over-sharer like most of these girls and she recently shat out a baby….the number 1 instagram accessory for instagram people thanks to Kylie Jnner…and in shitting out a baby she’s lactacting and producing content around her lactacting that involve nipple squeezes which is hot enough for me, and as close to the lap dance booth she was slated for because she was born into that life as we’ll get…now that she’s made that internet money.

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Here’s some Sylvester Stallone checking out his daughter Sistene, who I guess fancies herself in instagram model, because I guess that’s the only think out there for these celebrity children to do in efforts to leverage their last name and make some spending money by getting paid by brands to promote nonsense even though they don’t need spending money and aren’t even doing it for the spending money…but rather to get an audience of their damn own because they are tired of being in their dad’s shadow or some shit…while leveraging their last name as much as they can because people only care that she’s her dad’s kid….which I am sure she knows in her core but that doesn’t mean she can’t get half naked and show off some tits and ass to offset that….in a “maybe they’ll like me for my pussy” kind of weirdness…

I don’t know if “SLY” is really being all that creepy, I mean he’s a dad and probably thinks his daughter is the most wonderful creature around, I mean that’s the whole point of being dads…it takes a real narcissistic pervert who has fucked everything including Brigitte Nielsen who may be the world’s first famous tranny because it was the only thing that could get him off after too many hot chicks were thrown at him, kinda the same reason Leo fucks dudes, just looking for a thrill so why not dabble in the world of incest….

Genetic attraction is a legit thing, daughters and estranged fathers have been reunited without knowing they were related only to misconstrue their bond as sexual….so it wouldn’t be the first time…

What it comes down to is that at least Sistene isn’t fat.

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