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2020

20

Jul

Kendall Jenner Still Ugly of the Day

Kendall Jenner gets a lot of hype for being the hot Kardashian because they packaged her and sold her to the fashion industry that I guess was looking for bottom feeding trash that could promote their luxury items to the idiotic masses and what better spokesperson than some Kardashian trash, they are the most influential AVON ladies to ever hit the mean streets of Los Angeles country…

The reality is that she’s skinny which clearly goes a long way, but also ugly, both physically and at her core because she was raised to be the fucking worst type of human in a family of the worst type of human.

So despite all the surgery, injections, attempt to be high fashion, when she’s not in a shoot, she looks like the barista at Starbucks level of hot, you know the not the hottest girl in class, but the one who thinks she’s the hottest girl in class….you know the vibe…we’re being fucking lied to bro…and that is why these idiots are winning…because people believe their evil lies…maybe they believe their evil lies…but I am sure they are too busy laughing as they count their endless supply of money…

Anyway, I saw her in her bikini and said “I like girls in bikinis” then I saw her face and was like “what the fuck is that dude?”….

This is AFTER all of the work she’s had done by the family plastic surgeon they keep in the basement with Bruce’s dick….from fat sucked out of one body part and put into her ass and tits, to the whole BOTOX and FILLER things, she’s a fucking clown in costume….She’s rich, but she’s trash….but at least she’s skinny…because there is good to everything, even the worst possible thing, like the Kardashians…the “if covid was a family” pieces of shit.

I guess they are trying to generate hype, hiring paparazzi, knowing no one gives a fuck about them…and that they may eventually fucking end, but I doubt it…because they just keep on fucking winning.

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2020

20

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Nip Slip of the Day

I knew Ireland Baldwin was big, I mean most of my obvious jokes about her besides her dad calling her a pig she clearly grew into are about her sheer size!

Not to mention she’s been to rehab, has an addictive personality, instagram allows you to photoshop your shit to look toned and hot, while real life doesn’t seem to make fun of fat girls, instead they are celebrated…some body positivity, don’t fat shame, we are all god’s people even if we die prematurely without all of our legs thanks to diabetes….

I just didn’t realize she was this big, maybe pregnant? I mean that barrel belly is what you’d expect to see on some 45 year old man in skinny jeans, you know the look and you may know the meme….

She’s over 6 feet tall, probably 200 pounds and despite the huge tits, she’s looking a lot like an out of shape middle aged dad who doesn’t seem to care that he’s gained 50 pounds since he got married, he’s too busy getting drunk in the pool at the all inclusive resort before a weird suntanned game of volleyball he thinks he has the athletic prowess to properly execute and deliver on, despite having not done fitness in what looks like 10 years.

Big girl…and it’s terrifying…that shitty prison tattoos to make her look like a shitty art school kid’s sketchbook based on their TRAUMA for some art project doesn’t help and either does the redness that could be from the sun, the heat, a heart attack…who knows, it just doesn’t look right. Dad Bod.

Despite her obesity, I still think the early to Instagram baldwin still has a chance to be the Baldwin we all talk about, while the other one is too busy being verbally abused by her bratty husband Bieber…

I am still an Ireland Baldwin believer, but she’s not helping out too much when looking like this, get it together girl….

Big tits though.

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2020

15

Jul

This is the Most Important Chrissy Teigen Tweet that Was Deleted of the Day

Chrissy Teigen deleted 60,000 tweets because she was pretty ruthless on twitter all those years, but the industry celebrated her instead of cancelling her which encouraged her to continue thinking she was this important personality, when we all knew she fucking sucked all along….

So the 60,000 tweets she deleted were in response to flying on Epstein’s plane and the people who probably feel she’s an overrated slag, who is rude and vulgar in trying to be funny or outspoken, are digging through the archives for all her creepy comments sexualizing kids, etc.

It shouldn’t be a surprise that Chrissy Teigen is dog shit…she hasn’t given us anything to think otherwise and the real issue is the mainstream media that celebrated her. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU CLOUT CHASING FUCKS…..the same people who will now cancel her because she’s a liability to work with and you’ve milked her for all she’s worth…

I think the above tweet is the best of her deleted tweets, but the vile cunt come after me personally a year after hyping up the site in the form of her army of followers….because she had an army of followers, less interesting than Tila Tequila’s army, yes I’m old, but still an army of stay at home moms who like John Legend music……she was mad because I called her some fat sloppy wallet fucking beard to Kanye’s boyfriend John Legend…who found her right before he got famous, and jumped on the opportunity to ride him in the long con knowing he was going to blow up and it’d back out nicely for her.

Her whole Sports Illustrated career was a joke, because she’s so fucking nasty and fat, and all this was before she went officially “VIRAL” on twitter and ended up hosting all these shows, doing brand deals, making money and working as a “talking head”…like her opinion mattered…for being some brat on twitter with a famous husband….the worst….Hyped on herself despite never really making a name for herself besides riding her husband’s name…

She was a drunken unstable rambling monster on twitter…I thought she was going to fully crack and kill herself….before she had the kids when her husband was out touring…She was all about being inappropriate, calling other girls whores…slut shaming if you will but because of the access she had she was able to polarize it as “comedy” even if it wasn’t funny, so her entire career on TV as a celebrity from Twitter as TV tried to navigate competing or integrating the internet….

It made no sense to me. Why can a bitch who writes vulgar shit be treated like she’s this genius….when actual talented people never get a shot…because of access….So this thing that thought she was so funny, when she was really just tits, tits we’ve learned are fake tits….

It’s really nice to see her get cancelled, but the real issue is that the mainstream media should be held accountable for choosing the easy option, rather than finding deserving people who aren’t fucking assholes…she is an asshole…

The hope is that the Epstein flying pig, because pigs can fly and they can fly private on a sex trafffickers plane….gets officially pushed out, and off the ledge…JUMP….I’ve been waiting for the crash and burn forever…and her “second wind” as a celebrity of her own right because of her twitter persona….was shocking the entire time it happened….not that I actually care, all this shit is irrelevant.

Whether she’s a criminal or not, the fact that the mainstream media celebrates someone who writes such garbage, is nutty….but why not post her tweet hyping up the site since it’s one of her deleted tweets….make this about me, since I never do.

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2020

08

Jul

Pig Chrissy Teigen Instagram VS Reality of the Day

I saw these Chrissy Teigen pics and just ignored them, until I was forwarded her bikini selfie that she blatantly posted on her social media to perpetuate some lie, or some unrealistic body goals, because she’s basically a fucking cartoon character who rebuilt herself using photoshop like all the other little fat influencers who pretend they aren’t, thanks to photoshop filters allowing them to not need to workout, be healthy or even hot…IT IS ALL LIES….

I ignore everything Chrissy Teigen because some pig faced, now pigged body, alcoholic unstable mess of a human that luckily fucked the right wallet and clearly has videos of him fucking his boyfriend Kanye that he doesn’t want leaked, so he sticks with the monster that is Teigen…basically went viral for her drunken mentally unstable tweets and the industry decided to give her TV shows and treat her like a “talking” head or a personality with an opinion we need…

This is a uneducated, clown of a woman, with shitty fake tits, who trapped a rich guy and fucked his wallet, who drops about 50 pounds for her own social media feed to perpetuate her lie when she looks like this:

The fact that she hasn’t been cancelled or that the media thinks she’s valid or worth listening to because she had twitter followers is just another reason why the media is fucking trash and America is trash….celebrating liars and pigs instead of quality people…you’re all fucking idiots.

Not to mention, anyone I’ve met has told me they can’t stand this monster, so who are the people who like her enough to give her work and “relevance”….

This square / rectangular body that looks like an street hooker that has huffed too much fucking gas….trash.

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2020

06

Jul

Sophie Mudd Bikini of the Day

I know that Sophie Mudd isn’t that famous, she’s never done anything besides showing her tits on Instagram to get that million or two million pervert followers she can pretend to herself are there for reasons other than her tits, when we all know they are only for her tits….they are so big, almost a liability or a curse or a disability really…

Because with tits like this, you CANNOT be anything but tits, no matter how hard you try, and why would you want to be….America loves tits, even in times of Unrest, becasue even the lowest “tit guy” on the wrung of tit guys won’t be able to stare at these in awe. How do tits this big on a small frame even exist, it doesn’t make sense…

Sophie Mudd is not just MUDD, she’s also, most importantly TITS.

Sophie Mudd Bikini

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2020

03

Jul

Gabby Epstein Underboob of the Day

I guess Gabby Epstein is really milking her dad’s name…conveniently posting an underboob in a bikini pic on the day Jeffrey Epstien’s accomplice Ghislaine Maxwell was caught by the FBI….

People get mad at me because I’ve always been an “Epstein isn’t so bad, he paid girls for massages, they knew what they were doing and probably loved the hustle while hanging out at the resort island and flying private jets”….which is apparently not the popular public opinion but if you get anyone to be HONEST in a non-judgemental, non-internet setting, they all know that at 17, when legal to drive, they were capable of deciding if they should take 250 dollars to massage an old dude while he jerked off or not….ans so are all the Epstein girls….not to mention the real young ones were probably for his most powerful of pervert clients and friends…..so I’m not really buying all the VICTIMS in his case who are clearly trying to cash in and still get paid by the Epstein estate, you know trying to steal Gabby Epstein’s inheritance, those bitches.

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2020

02

Jul

Kat is Posing of the Day

I don’t know who this KAT person is, I just saw that was her name and felt like it was only the right thing to address her by her first name…which on instagram she goes by “Dr Kat”…you can check all her uplifting and half naked content THERE ….but you shouldn’t bother because we don’t want to lose you to the evil corporation that is Facebook…

That said…..

She says she’s a GLOBAL MEDIA AND MARKETING PERSON, which doesn’t explain why she only has 4500 followers despite getting naked and half naked in shoots….maybe that’s what she aspires to be and she puts it up there like some affirmations…”I am good enough to be a hit”…..you know a vision board like The Secret to get here where she wants to be..since last time I checked 4,600 followers for a girl who gets pretty naked is pretty shit…but here I am promoting her, so I guess her tactics are working…now MILLIONS of you will see what her ass is all about and I feel good about that…doing my part until I get an email demanding I take down the pics because ALL the unknown models are the worst kind of models who demand I remove their images because they don’t know how the internet works…sharing content you put out there bro….while the famous ones don’t fucking bother because they are just happy people are talking about them and never notice unless it’s leaked nudes…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2020

25

Jun

Girl Reviews her Discount Titty Job of the Day

I just accidentally saw this video of some idiot girl who went from an A-Cup to a DD-Cup, which seems like a dramatic jump, but if you’re going for the tits, go big or go home….

But the funny thing in this story is that she got DISCOUNT titties, she literally googled “Cheap Implants Miami” and went for it…because why the fuck not, she’s gotta do whatever it takes to get to that “INFLUENCER” level she craves being…and she can’t do that without the tits. It’s good to see that America has its priorities in the right place..

So this idiot flies down to get her 2000 dollar titties and this is her 1 year later review…it’s not all that exciting, but I thought it was such a stupid story I had to post it up for you to collectively laugh at this idiot…..

Check out her scars:

Maybe when you want fake tits to be like a Kardashian, you sell a few more pairs of panties, or save a bit more on the tips….there are some things you probably shouldn’t buy on discount, but then again, I had no idea you could get tits for this cheap….

You can follow her on instagram HERE where she has under 500 followers, which is sad when you factor in the efforts she’s gone to get tits to get hits…

Do it for the GRAM motherfuckers…

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2020

23

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

The asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul. A nude pic is not a nude pic without an asshole in it. This era is about the asshole, as genitals have been attacked from every political group out there as society has decided we only need one gender, an obscure gender of men as men and men as women and men as trans and women as men and women as women….but the one thing that unifies us all, the one thing that holds us together as a species…is that we all have an asshole that can double as a sex organ…whether your asshole is used as a sex organ, maybe you’re only into letting millennials eat your ass cuz they are into it and your wife never was, maybe you’re all about being pegged by a woman cuz you’re not into dudes like that, but you like the feeling it gives you, maybe you only like assholes to fuck, because of the way it smells on your dick! I don’t have the answers…I just have the pics women took of themselves of their assholes peeking out of their thongs…and in a lot of ways…that’s better than trying to decipher your sexuality based on your love for anus.

I guess the thong as a design is more about catching the shit that discharges or drips out of the cunt, and less about keeping the asshole bacteria, which is likely far more disgusting a bacteria, from rubbing up all over your pants…a pussy drip pan if you will….that is what the thong is…on Thong Tuesday…

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2020

19

Jun

Nude Hipster Chunk of the Day

I call this shoot “the actual models aren’t into shooting with the photographer so he takes what he can get”…..because I imagine this played out like this….

Dude decides he likes taking pics of nude girls cuz it’s popular, trendy and puts him in a position of power amongst the girls who get nude as they turn to him for direction and support as he is the one capturing them….

Dude buys a nice camera to make him look like he is a legit photographer and watches hours of youtube tutorials on how to use a camera.

Dude offers his services to any girl he sees online modeling nude, hoping they can collaborate so that they both grow their social medias with these free photoshoots.

Girls don’t fuck with dudes with no followers, because they want followers, unless they are starving for content and need some shit for the feed….

Fat girl comes a long and is like “I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life”….the time that the skinny hot chicks aren’t available but the need to get naked on camera because FAT SHAMING IS OVER and BODY POSITIVITY is in…allowing them to experience that real girl experience.

So photographer, eager to shoot any nude girl, finds what he is looking for and this magic ensues.

That’s not to say the girl is overly fat, or overly ugly, it’s just to say…everyone’s a fucking model getting naked now…no discrimination….and I guess big horny girls need smut for their online dating app profiles!!

The truth is, she looks exactly like Kylie Jenner looks to me….so maybe there’s hope…

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