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2020

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess I’ll update the site, you know most days I debate throwing it all away, but we’ve come so far as we barely hang on by a thread…..knowing that if I didn’t update no one would care, but realizing if I didn’t update, I’d have to hang out with my wife all day, so instead of any of that…I guess I’ll update….it’s a compulsion…I don’t like it, but I like it better than the other options.

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Gisele in a Bikini on a Surfboard
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In a Weird Turn of Events – Rumer Willis is an Underwear Model for the Kardashians…
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Hot Model Franzi Tending to her Garden…Half Naked and Hot
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How Do Potholes Happen….
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Disney’s Mulan Gets Political?
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South Park Compilation of Randy Marsh….
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49ers Wife in a Bikini!
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Master P Launching Food Line
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

26

Aug

Weed Wednesdays of the Day

Weed may be medicine….that should have never been made illegal and the fact that people are in jail over it is so fucking ridiculous…because if you’ve smoked weed, it just relaxes you for a solid 15 minutes then you sober up and smoke some more…the most harmless of substance abuse….then there’s the relaxation benefits, the pain killer benefits, the anti-anxiety which could be relaxation benefits, but to me are different…then there’s the sleeping well, anti-inflammation and cancers..that may not be proven officially but that if you smoke weed you know….

Unfortunately, Most of the girls producing weed content on the internet, or weed nudes, or NSFW 420 shit…look like they smoke a bit too much weed, are a bit too relaxed, and a bit too into the munchies than the fitness….but they are still producing thematic nudes and people NEED themes…routine…consistency….which is why we do Weed Wednesdays for you perverts…and here it is…

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2020

26

Aug

Rainey Qualley See Through of the Day

Rainey Qualley must be pumped that her mom is Andie Macdowell, because Andie went out there and created her own celebrity, making her own money as a model then actress, to pave the way for her children to be vapid and useless brats who aspire to have the same level of fame, maybe even greater level of fame than their mom as they ride her coattails…which is fine, nepotism never made me mad, I always figure if you create greatness, you should be able to pass that onto your kids….not that anything these idiots do is greatness, I’m just not holding it against them for trying the whole entertainer thing, or that they get jobs because their mom has friends in the industry, or fans because people like people with celebrity relatives…all that’s pretty basic and obvious…..what I find funny is that girl is posting up her tits in sheer lingerie to hipster French pop music to show she’s got culture….despite having all that access..

It’s like she’s doing sex worker tactics, without the membership site, but will have a membership site too since there’s money there…all to draw more attention to herself, because being a daughter of a celebrity isn’t enough…you gotta pull your tits out…and that’s some bottom feeding shit…but luckily I am a bottom feeder too and into bottom feeding shit….especially when there’s absolutely no NEED for her to be showing her tits like this you know like a sugar baby trying to make rent…she’s just doing it because she wants to and because she likes the attention…and it’s easy…

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2020

18

Aug

Elisabeth Rioux Nipple Pincher of the Day

Elisabeth Rioux Nipple

Elisabeth Rioux is a French Canadian who escaped the general French Canadian plan of becoming a stripper and instead made it on instagram as a bikini clad travel and adventure girl posing up vacation pics of herself in her own bikini line, and she’s apparently gamed the whole instagram thing, running her own brand that seemingly makes her a shit ton of money while allowing her to write off all her vacations…it’s a win…

I assume she got her start after seeing Alexis Ren and her boyfriend doing their whole thing and has cast a few instagram boyfriends to play the part, in trying to get famous, and for a French Canadian, she’s massively famous, they normally only cater to their own people, but this one’s got millions watching her every move…pretty impressive things and all it took was some solid bikini pics promoted the right way.

She’s an over-sharer like most of these girls and she recently shat out a baby….the number 1 instagram accessory for instagram people thanks to Kylie Jnner…and in shitting out a baby she’s lactacting and producing content around her lactacting that involve nipple squeezes which is hot enough for me, and as close to the lap dance booth she was slated for because she was born into that life as we’ll get…now that she’s made that internet money.

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2020

12

Aug

Sylvestor Stallone’s Creepy Dad Moment of the Day

Here’s some Sylvester Stallone checking out his daughter Sistene, who I guess fancies herself in instagram model, because I guess that’s the only think out there for these celebrity children to do in efforts to leverage their last name and make some spending money by getting paid by brands to promote nonsense even though they don’t need spending money and aren’t even doing it for the spending money…but rather to get an audience of their damn own because they are tired of being in their dad’s shadow or some shit…while leveraging their last name as much as they can because people only care that she’s her dad’s kid….which I am sure she knows in her core but that doesn’t mean she can’t get half naked and show off some tits and ass to offset that….in a “maybe they’ll like me for my pussy” kind of weirdness…

I don’t know if “SLY” is really being all that creepy, I mean he’s a dad and probably thinks his daughter is the most wonderful creature around, I mean that’s the whole point of being dads…it takes a real narcissistic pervert who has fucked everything including Brigitte Nielsen who may be the world’s first famous tranny because it was the only thing that could get him off after too many hot chicks were thrown at him, kinda the same reason Leo fucks dudes, just looking for a thrill so why not dabble in the world of incest….

Genetic attraction is a legit thing, daughters and estranged fathers have been reunited without knowing they were related only to misconstrue their bond as sexual….so it wouldn’t be the first time…

What it comes down to is that at least Sistene isn’t fat.

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2020

12

Aug

Perverted 1976 Women’s Street Fashion Documentary and Other Videos of the Day

Car Loses Hood

Close Call

Near Kill in her Own Driveway

Drunk on the Lawnmower

Car VS ER

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2020

05

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Mom’s Mangled Ass for Only Fans of the Day

Bella Thorne’s entire Florida trash fatherless family have started up an Only Fans as some sort of quick cash grab because people are getting that easy money, and since they are already whores, why the fuck not…and when I say family, I mean the mom’s in on it too.

Obviously, it’s a Maitland Ward situation for the mom, who must be in her mid 40s and it’s her last chance to sexualize herself for personal gain….but more importantly, she’s the shitty mother who allowed Bella Thorne to be molested by some dude she brought into the house, only to sell her off to Disney, because anything for fame…and money..I guess…where’s the black cock though?

I mean a person willing to sacrifice their own kid is fucked in the head to begin with, one some narcissistic level, and there’s no doubt that she’s sucked dick or fucked or did whatever it took to get that dream…a dream that panned out for one of the kids to support the family….and a dream that allows her to tap into her sex working dreams…for empowerment, money, I mean getting the kid famous was hard, now it’s her time to get that affirmations…I guess..

I didn’t dig too deep into this, just posting these two pics, a weird mom ass that’s likely been worked on…by a weird mom who has one of the most relevant daughters because the internet is fucking nutty.

The fact is, I like all girls doing sex work, it just seems fitting when there’s no denying what we already knew….it’s sort of just putting it out there confirming it all…while naked….

If you’re lame enough to sign up to her Only Fans, I hate the idea of these subscription sites, I like my nudes free….just hope she posts up her archive footage…

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2020

03

Aug

Elisabeth Rioux Pregnancy Diapers of the Day

I don’t know whether any of you know Elisabeth Rioux, she’s a French Canadian instagram celebrity who got big on Instagram for booty pics around the world, she launched a bathing suit brand, made lots of internet money, and has recently given birth. There’s a birthing video of her afterbirth being ejected from her cooter, you know because Youtube is gross as shit with their birthing videos, I do a round-up every Labor Day.

I do know that she’s making moves, being an oversharer as Instagram girls are to seem more real, despite a lot of what they offer being superficial bullshit, so with taking about farting, shitting, pimples, being hairy, and all this other “empowered” shit, she’s brought out a DIAPER cametoe pic, because her “Lady Parts” were ravaged in the birthing of her child and I guess she’s trying to mend.

I didn’t know this was a thing, the whole diaper thing, but I have seen it the last few months, so maybe it’s a recent thing, I don’t really fuck with breeding women in the time of their breeding so I’m inexperienced on this front.

I do know that there’s gotta be a fetish for girls in diapers and cameltoe from banged out baby maker is on another level of the diaper pic….with the whole treating the diaper like it’s a pair of sexy lingerie is something, I’m just not sure what..

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2020

30

Jul

Ashley Graham’s Showing her Stretch Marks of the Day

The media is celebrating the fact that that Ashley Graham post pregnancy posted a bikini pic with her stretch marks not photoshopped out like she’s a hero for posting an unphotoshopped pic…..even though when you are fat, that stretch mark thing comes with the territory, not to mention…when you’re whole angle and all that money you’ve made is from being fat….you can’t be photoshopping yourself, that’s the opposite of the dumb movement you are part of, a movement far bigger than her bowel movements, so you know it’s big….

On a personal level, the core of who I am doesn’t give a fuck about any of these fat people or the praise they get, including but not limited to fat Ashley Graham, I’m married to a fat lady, I can handle it….

However, if covid has taught us anything, I mean that and all that science, you’ll know fat kills, often times not fast enough ….and for the sake of the site, I have to address how vulgar it is to sensationalize and celebrate being fat..

The whole body positivity by people and for people with no respect for their bodies….seems weird, but it’s a market segment that needs heroes to sell product in a relatable way, and that’s what this Ashley Graham is….

It’s like saying be positive about a real fucking negative…because life is short, much shorter when you are fat, instead of saying “get off your ass and put some work in to not be fat”….that would go against the plan of selling shitty unhealthy things to sick and lazy people….but I get it or at least I get why Ashley Graham sensationalizes being fat, she gets paid a lot because the media has decided to celebrate her fatness and if anything she’s a victim trying to keep up the cash flow and you’d do the same if you could make millions by just keeping up the hype around you through bullshit selfies people will label empowering. If I was paid millions to take a pic of myself ever 2-3 days, literally 3 minutes of work in 3 days, I’d suck it up and do it too….even if it was disgusting, humiliating and full of shame.

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2020

24

Jul

Bella Thorne Showing Off Her Stripper Outfits of the Day

It is no secret that all these younger people don’t know how to deal with all the sex that they have access to and that they have grown up with, you know internet porn is real and having the ability to watch it all day everyday is damaging enough to distort your perspective on sex and sexuality, especially if you are the kind of person to get off to it, or to think that it’s actually hot and not just gutter bitches being paid to take big cock in their ass….

My theory is that the younger people, all raised on inclusivity, and being “Woke” can’t differentiate that being a whore or a porn chick isn’t a “cool” or “edgy” or “brave” thing…it’s bottom feeding because they want easy money….so they think porn chicks are cooler or more stable than they are….even though they all seem to think unstable is more interesting because they are all empty and need some bullshit clinical diagnosis to justify all that is wrong with them while they medicate with whatever legal anti depressants they can…

So when you see girls like Bella Thorne, who has directed a porn to break from Disney and speak to her audience of perverts, dressed in stripper gear as if it’s trending or in style because it is, it reminds me of how fucking perverted all these exhibitionists are and that everyone in the world will have a sex tape….just not Bella Thorne today…but if you google her sister you’ll see her sex tape thanks to Only Fans Dreams..

I’m all for seeing everyone fuck, I just don’t like when some are treated as celebs and others as gutter porn chicks…because if anything this is just another celebrity trying to mooch off other people to elevate themselves….because celebrities have no fucking souls, personality or opinion beyond “GET ME MORE FAMOUS AND RICH”…garbage.

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