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2007

23

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been getting a lot of emails asking questions about myself so I thought I would take some time to answer some of them here today

1) Yes, I am a different person then Jesus, and I am not just him dressed up as a girl posting. Althought the thought of that really makes me laugh.

2) As appealing as auctioning off my virginity to the highest bidder on the site, I’m not a virgin anymore, and have, in fact, been ruined many times over. And over.

3) Yes, Jesus is just as bad in real life

4) No, I’m not sure if I’m staying around when Jesus gets back, I hope so.

5) No, I haven’t lezzed it out with Sugar Nell…Yet.

6) Yes, I realize I am not as funny as/good as/ smart as/ etc as Jesus, but like or not, asshole, I’m her till he gets back. Deal with it.

Hope this answers some of the questions you guys had. Here’s some links, click them and your wildest dreams will become your reality.

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez


The Sexiest Ladies of the Simpsons
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Fill in the Blank – Family Guy
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How NOT to work out
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Finding sex has never been as easy as this
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Fat guys with hott wives. Yes, it really can happen and there is hope for you yet.
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And today, in Lohan drama….
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The child of my dreams
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Some bald dude gets laid. There’s hope for you yet
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The child of my dreams Part 2
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The internet has crashed!!
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Nichole Richie is a puker
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Some guy eats a live snake
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Long jumper hit by javelin
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Some bailbait chick does stuff with her tounge
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Is it still a nipslip when there’s tape over the nip?
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Jennifer Elliston like whoa!!
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!
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Adriane Curry at the Playboy Mansion
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Pole vaulter hits the pavement
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Who’d you rather?
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Trouble for Brad and Angie? I don’t believe it, but whatever, here it is anyways.
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Smallest and tallest man meet in person.
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Vadgeonna wants to make a movie….Oooooh boy…
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Britney drives with son in lap. Again
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Harry Potter is rich and turns 18 today, so he’s finally legal. If I slept with guys my age, I would so be all over his ass.
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Kate Moss sex tapes??
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Heather Locklear is getting it in with that old dude still
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Some flexible chick in a bikini
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Pervert Dentist
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Don’t fuck with an elephant
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Yet another reason I am never, ever going to Iran
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You stay classy, Britney!
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Gone Baby Gone Trailer
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Jana goes lesbian
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rihanna is number 1
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Heather Locklear wants to kick Pam Anderson’s ass!
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80’s Porn is funny, especially when it involves incest
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Young Demi Moore Topless
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ESPN readers are more offended by gambling them dog killing
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Biggest movie mistakes
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Hot Asian chick of the day
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Highschool students strip for teachers
Thanks Jonathan
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Rupaul is as funny as ever
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Anastasia Ashley kind of naked
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Eva Mendes topless
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Your body is underage
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Michelle Marsh with her top off. I think I will be more surpriced next time I actually see her with her top on.
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Anya has giant tits
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Hey, where’s her ipod?
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Half naked Claudia Schiffer in Vogue
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Sex sells. Duh.
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Kelley Hazell’s pussy in Cashback
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Flickr Tits
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I actually fucked a guy who used this stuff. True story.
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