I dunno how many of you ever have insomnia, but I’ve had it for about a year and fucking half and and it basically makes me want to shoot myself in the head. For those of you who don’t know, it basically puts you into this place where you aren’t asleep, but you aren’t really awake either, and when you do feel like you can sleep. You don’t want to eat, there’s no way you can, you just want to be left the fuck alone.

It always comes at the worst possible time, like when your stepfather is away on a fucking cruise and leaves you with his website to run and you TRY to sleep all night but can’t, and only sleep during the day. Then you have work to do at 8AM, because you know all 5 people reading need their fix of gossip and half-naked chick and therefore have to stay up all day as well. By 8pm when you’re done work, you’ve caught you second wind and don’t feel tired anymore.

One time I stayed awake for for 64 hours straight, and was hallucinating to the point that it was better then any drugs I have ever taken. Here’s Jenna Jameson.

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