Apparently the younger generation is into the while Y2k experience, which was the era of early internet, when anything was possible if you just had a very basic idea, but instead, you decided to spend your days on MSN CHAT…Yahoo! Chat….ICQ….AOL…I don’t fucking know…some fucking chat program talking to strangers or chicks you know inappropriately, not realizing they are dudes pretending to be chicks trying to set you up to think you’re gay…when they are the ones sexting you knowing you’re a dude…but the troll never realizes he’s the homo until it’s too late…

So with the whole Y2k thing becoming a thing, I guess people are using digital cameras, the old POINT AND SHOOTS I used to carry around with me everywhere I went, leaving them in many places while drunk and retarded…forgetting to upload the pictures…dealing with corrupt cards…you know how it is….but the younger generation doesn’t and they want to experience it.

So with that comes traditional looking slutty selfies you’d find on a Myspace profile while looking for hotties like Forbidden or Tila Tequila before they died.

I’m into the revival, I’d argue that those were the glory hole days of drinking with coming of age college sluts. Someone should make a movie about that era….

The digital camera was really the advent or pre-cursor to the slutty selfie, the nude selfie, the gaping asshole selfie that can be monetized today….and that’s inspiring to those of us who have committed their entire life to nudes, just in the worst way possible.

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Madison Beer may have that hard botox face that makes her look like she’s as fermented as actual beer, but has managed to invest in some BOTOX and fillers for her 46th birthday, despite being younger than 45…..the not so natural look that all these other bitches have….DRONE WAR SHIT…

But she’s also got tits.

The pop star from YOUTUBE, who started on that platform when she was young at the direction of her mother who had Bieber dreams, definitely appealed to a lot of BAD ACTORS watching her content on repeat.

Youtube is a hub of creepy dudes watching Teen dances on repeat….

Who knows, MAYBE you’re one of those people….

Maybe you and your views helped Beer get where she wanted to go in life, the view count got her ad money and signed….

Maybe we should be thanking you for these big pushed up tits.

She is at the Billboard awards, which apparently happened and I am sure no one gave a fuck, it is the bootleg music event of the year, almost as bad as the American Music Awards…But cleavage happened and that’s something….

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YOU KNOW THE FORUM ALWAYS HAS ALL THE GOOD PICS FROM ANY CULTURAL EVENT – EVEN THE USELESS ONES…SO HERE’S LINKS TO SOME OF THE OTHER TITS IN ATTENDANCE AT THE BILLBOARD VAGINAS IN MUSIC EVENT:

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Madison Beer was a top heavy teen from Youtube who had huge subscribers and views from all the wrong people, something that her mother got hooked on and decided to take her shot at the Bieber dream of Youtube to super star.

We haven’t found out if her tits are hers or purchased by her mom when she was a teen to generate more views, but she’s been consistently a skinny girl with big tits.

Which is why the record industry was able to scoop her off youtube, give her a lucrative deal because she was a lot of hype and have her barely ever record or tour her album.

Instead, she’s just been sitting around with her fat tits getting fat.

The metabolism consistently slows down, the girl with the tits almost always has her body catch up to the tits, which is why it is so important to aggressively jerk off to them before they hit that wall. They all hit that wall.

That’s not to say BEER is too fat yet, her curves are almost appealing, even to an anorexia fetishist like me. The world is just too fat.

It’s just to say, she’s getting a real dumper on her to off-set the tits and that can be GILBERT GRAPE real fast if it’s not contained.

Unfortunately, her eating is unhinged and not being contained….but her tits are, when I’d rather see them fully exposed and so would you….pig bitch isn’t piggy enough, just piggy in the wrong way…Madison Piggy show us the tits.

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Madison Beer is the YOUTUBER with a dream, well her mother had the dream, so she whored her teen daughter out on YOUTUBE for the views…catering to the group of YOUTUBE viewers that watch teens dancing….the internet is a creepy fucking place…

But since all the big players care about is views, they gave her a record deal and she’s been a bright shining star in the mainstream music industry….

From her mother’s YT puppet being sexualized, to the INDUSTRY’S puppet being sexualized….all for money and attention….and when you’re a skinny chick with tits it works…

Which is why you should all get sex changes and aspire to be skinny chicks with tits…

She did some Radio Christmas Special in some slutty santa fetish gear and that may be something you like to jerk off to….performers dressed in fetish gear performing shitty music….

I guess I could look for a video, but why bother..

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Madison Beer is more than just a youtuber that was exploited by her mother who had JUSTINE BEIBER dreams, only to sell her teen daughter off to the JUSTINE BEIBER team when she had enough views on her cover songs thanks to perverts like you.

She seems like the kind of mom who would force her daughter to get fake tits at 16, signing all those parental consent forms like a fun home schooled field trip to make mommy more money as she lives vicariously through her daughter’s popularity…

Madison Beer moved on from YOUTUBE to become a big star who I don’t think has many albums and through it all she’s brought the tits, kinda like my wife brings the shit smells to every day of my life, only better since it is tits.

As it turns out, she is more than just tits on a small frame, she’s also a short skirt wearer.

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More of her:

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Madison Beer posted a picture of some banged out knees in the bath.

Obviously she’s making a dick sucking joke.

We all love a good dick sucking joke, especially from a big titty, small frame, packaged as a popstar, youtuber who was clever enough to sign a record deal so long ago that people forget she was a youtuber who got rich on youtube because dudes like watching videos of teens with tits….but instead a legitimate pop act…

She also posted some ass in panties, some tits, some dick sucking lipped face by a locker room, ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN’T A PORN SET kind of energy…and overall, it’s enough of a win to me, which coincidentally doesn’t need to be that much of a win at all.

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Madison Beer dropped a new song you can jerk off to.

Which I think is the point of Madison Beer….shitty songs and dances to jerk off to…

It’s an informedrcial Ron Popeil left on the production meeting whiteboard….but that Madison Beer figured out was a good strategy after launching on Youtube for the creepy perverts….YOU…

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I guess Madison Beer dropped a music video yesterday that potentially went viral because she’s got a lot of followers and she’s half naked in a bikini in it, but I wasn’t made aware of such things because I am old, out of touch, not into Madison Beer’s activities in her bloated career, but I don’t mind her tits.

You see, I’ll look at the tits, but I’m not waiting on the sidelines day in and day out until the tits make an appearance, that would be weird fandom and I just don’t have that wiring, but when the tits come my way, I’m into it enough to look at it.

So they are saying that Madison Beer’s chaneling Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body in her new music video, which is a wild reference since no one has even seen that Megan Fox movie, but clearly the powers that control the entertainment industry want you to, the premise, killer cheerleader….

That seems like a lame PR headline that diverts from the “the big tits from Youtube that generated a lot of pervert followers is finally taking this music thing seriously and releasing music in a bikini so it does better”….

Bikinis make things do better…they may even make us better as men…without them, who knows where we’d be.

I am not posting the music video, they aren’t paying me for that, so here’s some screenshots.

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Madison Beer’s Tits are in Paris eating croissants and quiche….or whatever other french food french people eat…french toast, french bread, BAGUETTE motherfuckers…some fancy cheese and wines…a little CAMEMBERT…look at me I’m Julia Childs but with a smaller dick dropping French Cuisine facts mothercuckers…

I am well aware that I am an out of touch old guy and that I have no business even knowing who Madison Beer is. Obviously.

I can’t help the shitty life that I made for myself updating a shitty blog that could be the best site on the internet, only no one reads it, so it makes me doubt that it is…..

So I’ve been forced to see the big tits of pop culture circulating through paparazzi pics, social media pics, celebrity gossip stories and all that nonsense and even if I don’t want to know anything about it, I will still stare at the tits.

Madison Beer was a YOUTUBE star that was created by her mom when she was a child, she grew some tits, and pervert dudes of Youtube gave her tons of views which they sold off to a record company as if she was relevant and important, when her views were all pervert dudes.

She had that Youtube money, that record label money and I guess eventually released music that she is currently touring…and through it all she’s had her tits, the most interesting thing about her.

Her tour has her in Paris, which means her tits are in Paris and based on the crowd in Paris, there was not much else to do in Paris last night…unless the French are just really into Madison Beer, which is always possible since the Germans liked Hasselhoff…it is far too many people for it to be a staged thing, like those people are really there, maybe the power of internet social media is stronger than I thought and she’s legit famous despite not really making any hits that I know of….not that I would know about them….because…

I AM HERE FOR THE TITS!

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Madison Beer doesn’t need to turn to sex work with her social media influencer status. I don’t call it sex work, I call them whores, so when you see me write sex work, I am being sarcastic.

She was lucky enough to build up her youtube following thanks to a mom with a Justin Bieber dream and knew how to produce content to the perverts of the internet, so that the girl could get a huge following and the mom could sell her to Bieber with a record deal.

So she now tours and produces music for her record deal, but she probably doesn’t have to because of the YT money she made at the right time in YT….

But the point of the story is that she didn’t have to sell pics of her asshole on OF to her fans and followers, because she was early to the fake follower hustle, back when having millions of followers meant something….

Anyway, she’s in concert doing a standard stripper move, showing ass, no shit stain.

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