Madison Beer is more than just a youtuber that was exploited by her mother who had JUSTINE BEIBER dreams, only to sell her teen daughter off to the JUSTINE BEIBER team when she had enough views on her cover songs thanks to perverts like you.

She seems like the kind of mom who would force her daughter to get fake tits at 16, signing all those parental consent forms like a fun home schooled field trip to make mommy more money as she lives vicariously through her daughter’s popularity…

Madison Beer moved on from YOUTUBE to become a big star who I don’t think has many albums and through it all she’s brought the tits, kinda like my wife brings the shit smells to every day of my life, only better since it is tits.

As it turns out, she is more than just tits on a small frame, she’s also a short skirt wearer.

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Madison Beer posted a picture of some banged out knees in the bath.

Obviously she’s making a dick sucking joke.

We all love a good dick sucking joke, especially from a big titty, small frame, packaged as a popstar, youtuber who was clever enough to sign a record deal so long ago that people forget she was a youtuber who got rich on youtube because dudes like watching videos of teens with tits….but instead a legitimate pop act…

She also posted some ass in panties, some tits, some dick sucking lipped face by a locker room, ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN’T A PORN SET kind of energy…and overall, it’s enough of a win to me, which coincidentally doesn’t need to be that much of a win at all.

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Madison Beer dropped a new song you can jerk off to.

Which I think is the point of Madison Beer….shitty songs and dances to jerk off to…

It’s an informedrcial Ron Popeil left on the production meeting whiteboard….but that Madison Beer figured out was a good strategy after launching on Youtube for the creepy perverts….YOU…

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I guess Madison Beer dropped a music video yesterday that potentially went viral because she’s got a lot of followers and she’s half naked in a bikini in it, but I wasn’t made aware of such things because I am old, out of touch, not into Madison Beer’s activities in her bloated career, but I don’t mind her tits.

You see, I’ll look at the tits, but I’m not waiting on the sidelines day in and day out until the tits make an appearance, that would be weird fandom and I just don’t have that wiring, but when the tits come my way, I’m into it enough to look at it.

So they are saying that Madison Beer’s chaneling Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body in her new music video, which is a wild reference since no one has even seen that Megan Fox movie, but clearly the powers that control the entertainment industry want you to, the premise, killer cheerleader….

That seems like a lame PR headline that diverts from the “the big tits from Youtube that generated a lot of pervert followers is finally taking this music thing seriously and releasing music in a bikini so it does better”….

Bikinis make things do better…they may even make us better as men…without them, who knows where we’d be.

I am not posting the music video, they aren’t paying me for that, so here’s some screenshots.

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Madison Beer’s Tits are in Paris eating croissants and quiche….or whatever other french food french people eat…french toast, french bread, BAGUETTE motherfuckers…some fancy cheese and wines…a little CAMEMBERT…look at me I’m Julia Childs but with a smaller dick dropping French Cuisine facts mothercuckers…

I am well aware that I am an out of touch old guy and that I have no business even knowing who Madison Beer is. Obviously.

I can’t help the shitty life that I made for myself updating a shitty blog that could be the best site on the internet, only no one reads it, so it makes me doubt that it is…..

So I’ve been forced to see the big tits of pop culture circulating through paparazzi pics, social media pics, celebrity gossip stories and all that nonsense and even if I don’t want to know anything about it, I will still stare at the tits.

Madison Beer was a YOUTUBE star that was created by her mom when she was a child, she grew some tits, and pervert dudes of Youtube gave her tons of views which they sold off to a record company as if she was relevant and important, when her views were all pervert dudes.

She had that Youtube money, that record label money and I guess eventually released music that she is currently touring…and through it all she’s had her tits, the most interesting thing about her.

Her tour has her in Paris, which means her tits are in Paris and based on the crowd in Paris, there was not much else to do in Paris last night…unless the French are just really into Madison Beer, which is always possible since the Germans liked Hasselhoff…it is far too many people for it to be a staged thing, like those people are really there, maybe the power of internet social media is stronger than I thought and she’s legit famous despite not really making any hits that I know of….not that I would know about them….because…

I AM HERE FOR THE TITS!

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Madison Beer doesn’t need to turn to sex work with her social media influencer status. I don’t call it sex work, I call them whores, so when you see me write sex work, I am being sarcastic.

She was lucky enough to build up her youtube following thanks to a mom with a Justin Bieber dream and knew how to produce content to the perverts of the internet, so that the girl could get a huge following and the mom could sell her to Bieber with a record deal.

So she now tours and produces music for her record deal, but she probably doesn’t have to because of the YT money she made at the right time in YT….

But the point of the story is that she didn’t have to sell pics of her asshole on OF to her fans and followers, because she was early to the fake follower hustle, back when having millions of followers meant something….

Anyway, she’s in concert doing a standard stripper move, showing ass, no shit stain.

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Madison Beer is the YT child star that leveraged the clickbait or views from perverts into watching YT child stars and turned those views into a lucrative pop career.

She followed the Justin Bieber internet hustle to fame, but instead of Usher she had Bieber himself sign her to his record label at least that’s what I heard but I’m not going to google it…

I’m more interested in seeing her performing on stage, which is apparently what’s going on here, now that she’s a legitimate pop act, 10 years after first getting signed and never having a hit song, because she doesn’t need a hit song, she got that YT money….

Her skirt is short, her vagina not exposed and that’s disappointing…but probably more disappointing to her fans who have been into her a long fucking time because of her tits…that aren’t being exploited here….and that feels like some kind of scam.

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Madison Beer is a girl who brilliantly navigated Youtube fame thanks to her stage parent mom who we can assume was onboard the entire fucking time….maybe even creating the whole thing at the expense of her little girl as stage parents do….only this was the internet version where likes and follows were obsessively tracked and never enough…realizing that perverts were into young girls doing cover songs and diving in on that hard….

But it was the glory days of youtube, when youtube made many idiots very fucking rich, and some of those idiots leveraged that into mainstream brands, deals, or record deals…and Madison Beer was one of them.

No one know what she sings or if she sings, but that doesn’t matter, she’s rich an can just coast…but still maintaining the attention her tits get, from low cut shirts, to grabbing her tummy ache while squeezing tits up for more cleavage, there’s a science to the internet whoring designed to not look like whoring, but still whoring…

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I don’t know if Madison Beer is actually wearing a pair of white underwear that you probably hope she’s unshowered and soiling so that when you buy them from her online panty selling site, you’ll be able to get the full crusty experience….

I do know that she’s got some knee high socks on and for whatever reason, dudes find that kind of thing hot. I don’t really know why, but as a dude, I find knee high socks hot too….but really only when they replace pants….

I don’t know what this content shoot is for, but I do know that she’s got big tits in a t-shirt, she’s nearly naked enough even in an implied way to trigger the right emotions in me, and it’s all so manipulative and attention seeking…but it works!

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Madison Beer is some early Youtube celebrity who broke off the Youtube and onto the mainstream stage because Youtube is mainstream. She secured a record deal that I am sure was very lucrative, since she was making all that youtube money, at the time that Youtube made millionaires overnight, which apparently doesn’t happen anymore, since google are scumbags who control what the world sees on the internet and who makes the money off the internet, they don’t need to secure talent using their platform, they’re pretty established.

That was a really long sentence….but the good news that Madison Beer and the tits creepers watched to generate views that the mainstream thought were legit when writing her checks….still has the tits, they went to the Grammys.

She’s also turned Asian.

Fascinating.

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