Madison Beer’s Tits are in Paris eating croissants and quiche….or whatever other french food french people eat…french toast, french bread, BAGUETTE motherfuckers…some fancy cheese and wines…a little CAMEMBERT…look at me I’m Julia Childs but with a smaller dick dropping French Cuisine facts mothercuckers…

I am well aware that I am an out of touch old guy and that I have no business even knowing who Madison Beer is. Obviously.

I can’t help the shitty life that I made for myself updating a shitty blog that could be the best site on the internet, only no one reads it, so it makes me doubt that it is…..

So I’ve been forced to see the big tits of pop culture circulating through paparazzi pics, social media pics, celebrity gossip stories and all that nonsense and even if I don’t want to know anything about it, I will still stare at the tits.

Madison Beer was a YOUTUBE star that was created by her mom when she was a child, she grew some tits, and pervert dudes of Youtube gave her tons of views which they sold off to a record company as if she was relevant and important, when her views were all pervert dudes.

She had that Youtube money, that record label money and I guess eventually released music that she is currently touring…and through it all she’s had her tits, the most interesting thing about her.

Her tour has her in Paris, which means her tits are in Paris and based on the crowd in Paris, there was not much else to do in Paris last night…unless the French are just really into Madison Beer, which is always possible since the Germans liked Hasselhoff…it is far too many people for it to be a staged thing, like those people are really there, maybe the power of internet social media is stronger than I thought and she’s legit famous despite not really making any hits that I know of….not that I would know about them….because…

I AM HERE FOR THE TITS!

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