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2023

17

Feb

Madison Beers Tits Got Bigger of the Day

I saw these Madison Beer selfies a while ago, like a few days ago, which in internet timelines is a long time ago, I mean every time I post any of these sluts, the true nerd fans into this kind of thing, which is NOT me, are already up on it and jerking off to it….

It basically makes sites like this obsolete, proven in my traffic and revenues, but I keep bringing it because I like to laugh at pop culture when sexualizing the mainstream whores who sexualize themselves and who the industry celebrate and don’t castaway like they are gutter attention seeking porn chicks, because there are two classes of whores on the internet.

I like to say “look at this young youtuber who got a lucrative record deal from posting cover songs with her tits out when she was underage, meaning the views that got her the record deal weren’t for her music, it was for her tits, old dudes staring at her tits, the American dream”….but they’ve polariazed that so well, like Em Rata and these other whores who I think are the female equivalent to Andrew Tate for dudes….just encouraging slut behavior to justify their slut behavior….using their tits for attention pretending it’s not about their tits…and since I like tits…I’m good with it….not that my opinioon matters.

ANyway, this is some shitty pixelated selfie shit, it might as well be AI cuz it’s dead in the eyes, but TITS.

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2022

12

Dec

Madison Beer’s Titties in a Tank Top of the Day

Madison Beer posted some picture of her tits, doing some big cleavage, because those tits, doing some big cleavage, has been a lot of her marketing.

She’s a youtube singer who was put out there by her mom who didn’t care about her daughter’s well being, but instead felt that making her a youtube celebrity that creepers from around the world DEFINITELY sexualized at a WAY too young of an age, since Youtube doesn’t protect the kids and either do most fame whoring stage parents, but WHAT DO I KNOW.

She’s older know, richer now, from that Youtube money to what I bet was a lucrative deal when she went from self produced to corporate, assuming she wasn’t always corporate and launched through social media to trick people into thinking she just made it organically…the world is a stage and I believe none of this shit.

Anyway, she’s apparently dropped 1 album in the last 5 years, she still has millions of followers, and she posted this titty in a tank top pic from the studio since it is her home away from home or some shit….

Who cares, I’m here for the tits, whether they are real or not, who cares, they are tits.

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2022

24

Oct

Madison Beer’s Stripper Outfit for Austin F1 of the Day

Madison Beer appears to have been paid to attend the Formula 1 race that took place this weekend in Austin Texas, if you’re into that sort of thing. Being from Montreal, I can say that the F1 that has been going on here for as long as I can remember brings out ever sugar baby, slutty dressed bitch, bar tender and sex worker the city has to offer, because F1 fans are rich perverts and I guess they all get paid…..

So seeing Madison Beer in her pyjamas that seem sheer isn’t all that shocking, but the fact she’s a famous bitch from Youtube, turned record deal holder, turned set of big tits being exploited since she was probably too young to be exploiting those tits….it seems unnecessary….but when you’re trained to be jerked off to, it’s part of your hustle, your empire, your BOSS BITCH moves, I guess maintaining that is a sense of normalcy we all need…..

Look ma, famous rich chicks can be slutty like whores trying to get paid to suck dick too!

I like it.

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2022

05

Oct

Madison Beer Drinks Beer in the Hot Tub of the Day

I don’t know when these were taken, but it is pop star Madison Beer titty in a bikini drinking a beer because her last name is beer, so what the fuck else is she to do with her tits when in a bikini, drink water, or wine, or something that isn’t her last name, wouldn’t that go against the narcissism she needs to be the slf promoting, youtuber her mom helped whore out when she was underage, probably by using her tits, but I’ve never seen the archive, I just know how people get when they get an inch of attention on yourself and you get the taste of fame and fortune in your young whore mouth!

It is amazing what people do for fame and fortune, but yeah, this one and her tits are adult now and it worked out nicely for her, rich from Youtube, Richer from Instagram, and richest from getting a record deal by deep pocket companies who wanted to reach her established audience, since self-starting works, unless they just gamed us and launched her as a young talent and her whole origin story fake, totally possible, but we already know too much about her, when we are supposed to only be here for the tits! I hate when I go off course!

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2022

04

Aug

Madison Beer Forgives Pedo Bear of the Day

As an industry vixen who started at a young age because her mother saw the success of Bieber with Youtube and figured her little angel could pull the same hustle too, just put up those cover song videos and attract the worst possible male audience who fetishize young girls who sing cover songs, not that they cared, it was all for the views man, you need the views to get where you need to go man, do it for the band man….like jerking off in a flute…

So we can assume that Madison Beer had a pretty deep relationship with Pedo Bear, maybe even one of those #MeToo type of relationships with Pedo Bear, but like all strong bonds, fights are petty and it’s important that after some reflection, that you rekindle and move past those dark times, as life and progress relies on forgiving but more importantly forgetting and with that advice, they can hop back in the tub together while she’s of age, meaning Pedo Bear is no longer Pedo Bear, but just Bear…

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2022

17

Jun

Madison Beer Tits of the Day

Madison Beer is a nother girl who was sold to the internet by her mother with big dreams for her….sing cover songs, get noticed, and show off those budding breasts just enough to get the view count high so we can game the record label with your numbers, when signing a lucrative deal when they realize that Youtube is where the talent comes from….

I have never heard any of her songs, she apparently has an album that clearly was zero impressive, not even viral on TikTok…but why would she bother when she’s got that internet youtuber money, record deal money, that clearly doesn’t force her to put out music very fast, it’s the laziest popster around…..who I’ve only seen in crop tops walking to lunch every day, rocking a solid set of tits, which is really all we can ask from shitty pop music, because if the tits aren’t good and the music isn’t good, we got nothing….if the tits are good and the music isn’t good, we got all we need. BOOBS!

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2022

01

Jun

Madison Beer in Her Underwear in 2018 of the Day

This is a Madison Beer photoshoot from 2018, which means she was 18 or 19 at the time, you jailbait loving sickos….

I figure I’ll post it on WAYBACK WEDNESDAY, which is like THROWBACK THURSDAYS, even though 2018 really wasn’t all that long ago.

I mean sure, it’s before the PTSD from our leaders totally violating us in the weirdest fucking ways, that we’ll assume won’t ever end because the majority of us just take it up the ass, but I’m one of those 2018 was like yesterday, the last 2 years a blurr types.

Anyway, the point of the story is that when you’re a youtube child singer for the perverts, your mom sexualizes you the day you turn 18, and I’ll assume this is that….it happens in porn, and it happens in Youtuber cover song singers going mainstream…..at least if they got tits to exploit, which Madison Beer does.

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2022

23

May

Madison Beer Got Them Tits On of the Day

Madison Beer is another one of these children with stage parents who allowed them to get on the YOUTUBE so that all their dreams of celebrity could come true, so that they could be the female Bieber, who was also a kid put on Youtube before being that biggest popstar in the world…so the preteen hit the youtube to sing her cover songs at her mom’s request and likely got rich as shit doing it…only to sign a record deal and only release her first album this past year that I guess she’s touring….but no one cares because she’s just some fucking exploited youtube trash….that only had followers back then because perverts of youtube like watching underage girls do song and dance..its’ fucking creepy, but obviously never policed because the people at the top of the food chain are creepy too and probably watching that shit too, that’s how they found her to sign her.

Anyway, in her lessons in getting famous enough to get millions of dollars and a record deal, she’s learned that her big tits are more important than her shitty song and dance, so that’s why she’s bringing them in this content…marketing the only way she knows how in an era that doesn’t care about talent but that does care about its.

I’m all for it. I may hate celebrity, the process, the output of what they put out, but I’m fine with the tits…

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2022

05

Apr

Madison Beer’s On Stage Panty Flash of the Day

I don’t know if anyone actually gives a shit about Madison Beer, the youtube sensation with a lot of creepy fans, because she was underage at the time she got youtube famous and I assume 90 percent of her views were from youtube creepers…but it got her a record deal and has been able to pretend she’s a celebrity, finally launching an album and doing a tour….that I’m sure none of those creepers who helped her build her empire will attend….

I also don’t know if on stage panties are like figure skating panties….but as far as I’m concerned it’s not her big titties, so who the fuck cares about a on stage panty or stage panty flash…

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2022

03

Mar

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

Madison Beer posted this titty pic back in January…

She hasn’t posted titty pics since January….

Does that mean she’s officially made it, no longer needing to post her cleavage to get the fans excited? She was in the paparazzi daily before dropping her first album about 8 years after being signed….

Or does that mean she doesn’t care about giving you the only clickbait your heart desires…TITTY….

I guess we’d know more if we actually gave a shit about any of these pop culture losers….

Some of us realize there’s hotter tits, less spoiled and obnoxious tits, more naked tits…in EVERY corner of the internet and some manufactured pop star with shit music, because all new music is pretty shit, is not a necessary component to those tits…we’re actually happier when the tits aren’t rich, signed, managed twats…

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