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2023

22

Sep

Madison Beer in Black Face of the Day

Madison Beer is the Youtube Pop Star with the tits that she probably had bought for her when she was still a teen to get her channel more views, because more views in that era meant something, they weren’t just bullshit they bought along the way from India for 10 dollars, they were actually engaged perverts, possibly from India, into teen girls bounchng around and singing their songs, which didn’t matter so long as the view count was there to sell to the record label as an engaged audience of that TWEEN market since they didn’t understand or care that the views were coming from predators..

Anyway, she’s doing some black face racism, not getting cancelled for it, probably because she didn’t put the red lipstick on, and the whole thing is just crazy in this time and era, to just be so reckless with the black face, knowing that we’re about inclusivity not racist shit….DISGUSTING…

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2023

15

Sep

Madison Beer Got Them Titties On of the Day

Madison Beer is a Youtube created entity with the big tits. I’m not sure if the tits are real tits or fake tits, but they are tits that have been the primary hook in her marketing.

Her face looks plastic, like an AI filter or a cartoon of a person which could be created from fillers and face injections, an influencer trying to commit and live her best influencer life….in a world where nothing is real.

Not that she identifies herself as an influencer, but rather as a pop singer with a record deal thanks to her doing her cover songs on Youtube under her mother’s watchful eye as she tried to create the next Bieber out of her busty child.

The good news is that whether she’s an influencer, a popstar, a scam, a lie or not, she’s still got. her tits out and that’s pretty much all that matters when it comes to the low quality product they feed us, or try to feed us, through their marketing hustle…

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2023

13

Jul

Madison Beer Bikini Tit of the Day

Here’s some Madison Beer bringing the hard hitting content, her looking like she’s asleep, medicated or dead, which for some of you would be an invitation to jerk off on her while she’s sleeping, medicated, or dead….if you were to come across her at the park, in a ditch, on a couch at a party, you know at the bottom of the pool….you make it work….because you’re a hard worker, ambitious, motivated person…

Beer is known for her tits, I’m sure she likes to think she’s known for her shitty cover songs that made her famous, got her signed with Bieber, thanks to her mom channelling Bieber’s mom’s hustle….

I don’t think she’s got any hits, but she’s definitely got a set of tits, which is the kind of hit any girl trying to make it needs, so long as she poses laying down in a bikini with them, so that you can see the structure of said tits.

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2023

29

Jun

Madison Beer Titty Selfies of the Day

I read somewhere that the Gen Z, which I am not sure that Madison Beer is part of because I do tits, not maths, but that I assume follow bitches like Madison Beer because they all fucking love youtube and get caught up in that bullshit, which is arguably a better thing to be caught up in that produced TV shows that cost money to view, that she’s old school, for boomers and the way they’ve manipulated the minds of kids through their child programming is far creepier than some asshole on Youtube giving out gifts to strangers, or in Madison Beer’s case, singing cover songs with her tits out, trying to be the next Bieber, until getting signed by Bieber because her mom, like Bieber’s mom understood the hustle of selling off your kids to the world…

ANYWAY, I read they are into old tech, from records, to VHS, to flip phones and digital cameras, so Madison Beer’s being ironic as an influencer, relevant to the old tech crew, artsy to the hipsters with her old school digital camera….and I figure any technique used to show tit is a good one!

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2023

17

Feb

Madison Beers Tits Got Bigger of the Day

I saw these Madison Beer selfies a while ago, like a few days ago, which in internet timelines is a long time ago, I mean every time I post any of these sluts, the true nerd fans into this kind of thing, which is NOT me, are already up on it and jerking off to it….

It basically makes sites like this obsolete, proven in my traffic and revenues, but I keep bringing it because I like to laugh at pop culture when sexualizing the mainstream whores who sexualize themselves and who the industry celebrate and don’t castaway like they are gutter attention seeking porn chicks, because there are two classes of whores on the internet.

I like to say “look at this young youtuber who got a lucrative record deal from posting cover songs with her tits out when she was underage, meaning the views that got her the record deal weren’t for her music, it was for her tits, old dudes staring at her tits, the American dream”….but they’ve polariazed that so well, like Em Rata and these other whores who I think are the female equivalent to Andrew Tate for dudes….just encouraging slut behavior to justify their slut behavior….using their tits for attention pretending it’s not about their tits…and since I like tits…I’m good with it….not that my opinioon matters.

ANyway, this is some shitty pixelated selfie shit, it might as well be AI cuz it’s dead in the eyes, but TITS.

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2022

12

Dec

Madison Beer’s Titties in a Tank Top of the Day

Madison Beer posted some picture of her tits, doing some big cleavage, because those tits, doing some big cleavage, has been a lot of her marketing.

She’s a youtube singer who was put out there by her mom who didn’t care about her daughter’s well being, but instead felt that making her a youtube celebrity that creepers from around the world DEFINITELY sexualized at a WAY too young of an age, since Youtube doesn’t protect the kids and either do most fame whoring stage parents, but WHAT DO I KNOW.

She’s older know, richer now, from that Youtube money to what I bet was a lucrative deal when she went from self produced to corporate, assuming she wasn’t always corporate and launched through social media to trick people into thinking she just made it organically…the world is a stage and I believe none of this shit.

Anyway, she’s apparently dropped 1 album in the last 5 years, she still has millions of followers, and she posted this titty in a tank top pic from the studio since it is her home away from home or some shit….

Who cares, I’m here for the tits, whether they are real or not, who cares, they are tits.

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2022

24

Oct

Madison Beer’s Stripper Outfit for Austin F1 of the Day

Madison Beer appears to have been paid to attend the Formula 1 race that took place this weekend in Austin Texas, if you’re into that sort of thing. Being from Montreal, I can say that the F1 that has been going on here for as long as I can remember brings out ever sugar baby, slutty dressed bitch, bar tender and sex worker the city has to offer, because F1 fans are rich perverts and I guess they all get paid…..

So seeing Madison Beer in her pyjamas that seem sheer isn’t all that shocking, but the fact she’s a famous bitch from Youtube, turned record deal holder, turned set of big tits being exploited since she was probably too young to be exploiting those tits….it seems unnecessary….but when you’re trained to be jerked off to, it’s part of your hustle, your empire, your BOSS BITCH moves, I guess maintaining that is a sense of normalcy we all need…..

Look ma, famous rich chicks can be slutty like whores trying to get paid to suck dick too!

I like it.

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2022

05

Oct

Madison Beer Drinks Beer in the Hot Tub of the Day

I don’t know when these were taken, but it is pop star Madison Beer titty in a bikini drinking a beer because her last name is beer, so what the fuck else is she to do with her tits when in a bikini, drink water, or wine, or something that isn’t her last name, wouldn’t that go against the narcissism she needs to be the slf promoting, youtuber her mom helped whore out when she was underage, probably by using her tits, but I’ve never seen the archive, I just know how people get when they get an inch of attention on yourself and you get the taste of fame and fortune in your young whore mouth!

It is amazing what people do for fame and fortune, but yeah, this one and her tits are adult now and it worked out nicely for her, rich from Youtube, Richer from Instagram, and richest from getting a record deal by deep pocket companies who wanted to reach her established audience, since self-starting works, unless they just gamed us and launched her as a young talent and her whole origin story fake, totally possible, but we already know too much about her, when we are supposed to only be here for the tits! I hate when I go off course!

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2022

04

Aug

Madison Beer Forgives Pedo Bear of the Day

As an industry vixen who started at a young age because her mother saw the success of Bieber with Youtube and figured her little angel could pull the same hustle too, just put up those cover song videos and attract the worst possible male audience who fetishize young girls who sing cover songs, not that they cared, it was all for the views man, you need the views to get where you need to go man, do it for the band man….like jerking off in a flute…

So we can assume that Madison Beer had a pretty deep relationship with Pedo Bear, maybe even one of those #MeToo type of relationships with Pedo Bear, but like all strong bonds, fights are petty and it’s important that after some reflection, that you rekindle and move past those dark times, as life and progress relies on forgiving but more importantly forgetting and with that advice, they can hop back in the tub together while she’s of age, meaning Pedo Bear is no longer Pedo Bear, but just Bear…

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2022

17

Jun

Madison Beer Tits of the Day

Madison Beer is a nother girl who was sold to the internet by her mother with big dreams for her….sing cover songs, get noticed, and show off those budding breasts just enough to get the view count high so we can game the record label with your numbers, when signing a lucrative deal when they realize that Youtube is where the talent comes from….

I have never heard any of her songs, she apparently has an album that clearly was zero impressive, not even viral on TikTok…but why would she bother when she’s got that internet youtuber money, record deal money, that clearly doesn’t force her to put out music very fast, it’s the laziest popster around…..who I’ve only seen in crop tops walking to lunch every day, rocking a solid set of tits, which is really all we can ask from shitty pop music, because if the tits aren’t good and the music isn’t good, we got nothing….if the tits are good and the music isn’t good, we got all we need. BOOBS!

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