Here’s some Madison Beer who you may or may not know is a signed recording artist, you may not know this, since I’ve never heard her music, but for the last 4 years she’s been in every papaprazzi pic with her tits out as she goes to dinner daily…I just figured it was because she was rich from Youtube money and could just hang, then rich from Youtube fame leading to a lucrative record deal that they don’t bother trying to recoup on because let the talent do their magic…when their magic was likely showing tits on youtube even though she was underage….it’s a common youtube thing and I wouldn’t be surprised if her demos are old men on there….but that’s a whole other conversation about how Youtube is a flawed and dangerous place for kids…even when they have eager moms trying to chase that Bieber dream…

All this to say, who cares about her music, her pop career, her youtube celebrity turned into a record deal like it should have for Rebecca Black with that Friday Song…because the mainstream or traditional industry is scrambling to keep the young audience….so they give any influencer a deal for their own clout so good on Beer for locking that in so that she can live in palatial homes as she deserves cuz she’s worked so hard singing to her camera an hour a week…

I’m not bitter….but who cares about that…she is skinny and busty….and that’s what matters….whether she got the tits at 15 cuz her mom was her manager and felt it would increase chances or if they are real…you know responsible parents getting their kids fake tits while underage….the kind of shit they should be arrested for but whatever…she’s showing them…

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I don’t even know what to say about Madison Beer, she’s ridiculously boring even with the tits because I guess when you have big tits you don’t need to have a personality, your tits do the talking for you, as any woman with tits may pretend they don’t know and any guy who has been around girls with big tits KNOWS too well…it’s like are those even words coming out of their mouth…I just see titty bounce with ever breath and it’s far more interesting than anything they can say..

Now Madison Beer is in a tube top showing a body that could be photoshopped, I mean the truth is Madison Beer may not even be a real person but rather a avatar 3D animation, instagram filter, since the world isn’t real anymore, it’s all virtual lies…

The story they tell us is that she was a random youtuber who just happened to go viral as a teen, only to get Bieber to Sign her, and for the last 5 years has been not releasing music, but waiting for the pandemic to hit before releasing music, so that she wouldn’t have to tour…

You see, youtube makes people a lot of money and the whole idea of working or touring like an old school celebrity seems insane when you can just do nothing but post pics of cleavage….

So the popstar you didn’t know was a popstar and her new album you probably haven’t heard and won’t hear and even if you do is debatably not even her singing…still posts the clickbait…and the body looks good enough to carry all the other bullshit….which is important since pop music always sucks even when it’s good….we’ll just watch her on mute.

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I’ve always found Ellen to be a fucking perverted freak and I never bought into her bullshit “be kind to people” because I know that those who say “be kind” are usually the biggest assholes…it’s brainwashing diversion…like when someone says “trust me”…you know bullshit…so when she was taken down and lost her millions of viewers I felt it was too little too late because she’s solidified herself as this billionaire weirdo tool being used by the industry to push some lesbian agenda to help inspire population control…we can’t all have kids if we’re gay and if we’re gay we can have the life Ellen or Ryan Seacrest…two pawns in the system have to host…with their mansions…private jets and celebrity…

So when I see a young starlet who is traditionally known for her tits….showing off her ass….after being created on Youtube by what I will assume was the industry pretending it was a DIY thing….only to sign a record deal and spend two or three years being paparazzi-ed and not making music…I feel like it’s an inside job…but more importantly…even if it wasn’t an inside job…it’s definitely something that would give Elle a Fem-Boner…because of them tight young bodies…so if it’s good enough for Ellen to cream her pants despite menopause…it’s good enough for you to stare at….

I don’t know what I am going on about, but whether the conspiracies are real or not, they are always hilarious..until they show up at your house in a van and kill you for posting them….SO for the record….I am just making jokes here….except for that Ellen shit, I always knew she was some kind of evil manipulator…patronizing the audience…without the idiots catching the fuck on…HILARIOUS…

I don’t know why Madison Beer’s out here jacking up her face with injections to use her sex to her advantage….looking like a pornostar…I am sure she was fine without it…but who cares, stare at her ass.

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Madison Beer loves showing off her tits, they say she only does it when she’s on her period, because the fuckers swell up and perk up, which is when she strategically sets up all her titty work, but I like to think she’s a set of tits being exploited by herself and I guess the people closest to her for views, because views equal money and America fucking loves money….if you can’t monetize it, then figure out how to monetize it, these fuckers could sell their shit they would, and they technically do, only their feces is less fecal matter and more shitty pop music…

I know that she was designed by her mom for a youtube career and it worked, maybe she had tits in those days, you’ll have to look at her archive, because I only started noticing she existed after she got signed from her Youtube fame and fortunew ith a real label who decided to spend 2 years putting her out in front of the paprazzi so that she existed, possibly teaching her how to sing in the process, before releasing her album..which I guess they did last week,,but who cares about her songs, we’re here for them tits she be showing…

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Madison Beer’s pop career has been fucking slow out of the gate because Madison Beer is YOUTUBE rich so the whole mainstream thing is not a priority….you see because she’s not actually a “RECORDING ARTIST”….she’s a girl with a stage mom who sang cover songs on youtube for the perverts…only to get signed because the mainstream or traditional record companies still need to scout and release new talent…but instead of finding them in dive bars in small towns..they turn to youtube and social media where they find the trending titties on Youtube…it’s cheaper and more effective since the youtube idiots, despite their lack of talent, have a fanbase to buy the bullshit.

So maybe they don’t want to release MAdison Beer knowing she sucks, so they are dragging it out…or maybe she’s a lazy rich kid who doesn’t like the idea of work cuz it gets in the way of her chilling….which based on any under 30 year old I’ve ever met is likely the case….so instead they try to build her profile and celebrity…using her tits..

So now she’s on her official promo tour, and with it will come tits, and since we like tits, we’ll follow the bullshit on mute because I have no hope for good music ever existing again, luckily we still the archive of music of the past that actually had some meaning, substance and inspired…..and I am not saying that as a old timer “In my day, singers wrote and sang from the heart”….and “in this day they have no hearts because they are all internet robots”….I am saying it because pop music is fucking lazy and uninteresting computer generated swill……but tits are always good….even when they’re not…since they don’t last forever…but last long enough to be good…especially in photo form.

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I don’t know the history of Madison Beer, but I do know that when a kid is making Youtube videos, there’s a stage parent orchestrating the whole thing from behind the camera, it’s just a different form than sucking the Disney Execs dick like Bella Thorne’s Florida mom probably did…

I will say that the stage mom uploading the youtubes, filming the youtubes, spending the youtube money, managing her into getting a legit record deal….is the most likely story…and I would also say that she’s probably also responsible for Madison Beer’s love of showing off tit…

I haven’t dug through the archives of Madison Beer on Youtube, where she got her start, fanbase, celebrity, brand deals and stupid youtube money….but I would bet that her mom had the tits out when Beer wasn’t even 18 year…because that’s how you get views from the worst people out there….but views are views…and when you’re addicted to views, what’s a little lowcut top to get where you gotta go..

If she wasn’t using her tits then, she is now, because after all these years of having this record deal…not being a youtuber….she’s still never released any hits that I know of…and she’s been packaged and put together by people like Bieber, who basically puppet master this shit….

I guess she’s finally releasing something, after years of just being paparazzi fodder going to fancy restaurants and other LA shit….and as a titty girl with titties, the tits will be part of the marketing and since she’s no longer a kid on Youtube trying to get views, any views, from the worst possible people…the tits are a good strategy to me…because whether these people are bullshit or not, their tits are still tits and that is important.

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You’d think having a site like this would mean I am up to speed or give a fuck about celebrity nudity, or their slutty moments…I don’t…I just repost the shit other people have reposted because I really don’t care and it’s all just fucking clickbait or an excuse for me to have verbal diarrhea no one reads through my shitty typing skills…because I don’t know what else to do with myself…

Meaning, I don’t know much about any of these people, but I know who Madison Beer is…some youtube starlet who sang cover songs thanks to her mom having a hard on for Justin Bieber’s career, only to get Beer signed with Bieber’s agency…all while having no songs anyone who didn’t follow her on Youtube would know….and I am sure a lot of the people following her on Youtube before her legit deal weren’t there for the music…but her mom’s strategy of letting ppl know her baby got titties…not that I’ve seen the Youtube, but based on her work for the paparazzi the last two years, the tits are her big selling point….that she makes a point of reminding us about..

But I don’t know whether these pics are new or old, or if that’s her bush or not, but it is a hot stripper outfit and there’s nipple, and really that’s what I am here for…

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I was going to post this yesterday but had nothing to say about Madison beer and figured I’d wait for her to post something else I can point and laugh at while you use her images as foreplay before diving into porn. I know how you use this site you weirdos…

So she ended up posting this picture to promote what I assume is a new vidoe for a new song because she’s a pop star from Youtube, as they all are, thanks to social media being life or some shit….that triggers the record labels to sign “talent” with followers to reach their followers – rather than trying to build a star from scratch…it’s cheaper…and people like Madison Beer have cashed the fuck in on it…all while never having released a hit song, she used to just do covers with her tits out for the perverts and that’s how you get the views..

Is she asian?

The last few years of being a signed singer you’ve never heard, she’s really only done one thing, and that’s use the paparazzi as a tactic to get in the magazines / tabloids like a real star…even in this era of paparazzi not matters, but when you’re already big on sociel media, you need to game that lie and solidify legitimacy so you get paid more money…it’s all about the money..

The only funny thing about this is looking at her face, she’s all fucking doughy and muppet like, doing the whole Kylie Jenner thing like the girls of her generation and that’s such a fucking waste…it doesn’t make them look hotter, but they think it does…it just makes them look like gutter porn chicks that need to face fillers to help the cum bead off…and distract from their dead soulless porn eyes….while not being hot to begin with…hence the whole being in porn thing..

POINT BEING…Madison Beer is in a Corset.

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Madison Beer is a set of tits that when those tits were underage but probably very prominent, her mom decided to throw her on YOUTUBE to get those views because views are money and views on cover songs lead to record deals, which is basically the goal…get paid for the least amount of work and as we’ve learned the last decade of social media and I guess beyond the last decade of social media because I’ll never forget FORBIDDEN from MYSPACE and her tits – RIP – will you forever be in the top 8 of losers everywhere….cuz she’s dead.

Anyway, Madison Beer, and her record deal that has legitimized her lame ass youtube work, as the industry scrambles to figure out how to compete with the heroes on the big tech platforms….and the best way to do it is throw more money at them and sign them….Madison Beer has been pretty fucking boring….rarely showcase the tits that were relatively big compared to her skinny body…but instead just has the paparazzi document her so she seems less shameless I guess….if the paparazzi capture you, it’s not as eager….I guess.

But, she’s decided to put on a bikini top too small for her, her tits as round as an implant but likely an authentic tit, and the whole thing is the best she’s delivered in a while…so if you’re into celeb tits, these are a set to look at…even if her whole career is based on bullshit…

Do we care about Madison Beer, her career, her bank balance, her music or even her tits, not at all…but they are here anyway….

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Madison Beer is bringing the in the Christmas Season with non-Christmas related outfits and poses, unless you consider her plastic fucking face her doing her best impression of a Christmas Ornament some pre-schooler made at daycare out of his feces….which I don’t….but I do find the look a little dead and terrifying….reminding me of gutter strippers from back in the day…never really expecting the mainstream girls to do this to themselves…looking all cat like and muppet like because they are vain, vapid idiots trying to be hot even when they are hot…it’s unfortunate…UNLESS this is Madison Beer’s actual face, which would be too bad for her, because it looks like the myppet face they are all chasing and that muppet face isn’t hot to anyone with a brain, but I guess luckily for her, her generation is a bunch of idiot fucks who watch too much porn and just want to play with Butt Plugs….ideally with girls who have a following because that’s how social status is achieved now…

Either way, the Youtuber who used her tits while underage to appeal to the pervert fans, is still pretending her audience isn’t pervert dudes who have been into her tits since she was underage…because these girls hate thinking they are just a set of tits, but rather like to think they are relevant pop stars despite having no hit songs..

All this to say, she should be naked…I mean she’s gone this far…just two buttons to go…we could have had it all so easily but instead she decided to cocktease…what a bitch.

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