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2021

26

Feb

Madison Beer in a Titty Top of the Day

I don’t know the history of Madison Beer, but I do know that when a kid is making Youtube videos, there’s a stage parent orchestrating the whole thing from behind the camera, it’s just a different form than sucking the Disney Execs dick like Bella Thorne’s Florida mom probably did…

I will say that the stage mom uploading the youtubes, filming the youtubes, spending the youtube money, managing her into getting a legit record deal….is the most likely story…and I would also say that she’s probably also responsible for Madison Beer’s love of showing off tit…

I haven’t dug through the archives of Madison Beer on Youtube, where she got her start, fanbase, celebrity, brand deals and stupid youtube money….but I would bet that her mom had the tits out when Beer wasn’t even 18 year…because that’s how you get views from the worst people out there….but views are views…and when you’re addicted to views, what’s a little lowcut top to get where you gotta go..

If she wasn’t using her tits then, she is now, because after all these years of having this record deal…not being a youtuber….she’s still never released any hits that I know of…and she’s been packaged and put together by people like Bieber, who basically puppet master this shit….

I guess she’s finally releasing something, after years of just being paparazzi fodder going to fancy restaurants and other LA shit….and as a titty girl with titties, the tits will be part of the marketing and since she’s no longer a kid on Youtube trying to get views, any views, from the worst possible people…the tits are a good strategy to me…because whether these people are bullshit or not, their tits are still tits and that is important.

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