Madison Pettis Titty Top of the Day

2021

Feb

I remember when Ashley Madison, the cheating app, was a big thing and they got their name from the two most popular baby names of the year they launched, which I guess was around 20 years ago, because now we are inundated with MADISONS, they are fucking everywhere…this is the THIRD almost FOURTH Madison I’m posting today…

This Madison is Madison Pettis, who is really only known to me as the girl being used in the Rihanna Lingerie campaign with the tits and hair…but prior to reinventing herself as a lingerie model on instagram to help Rihanna become a billionaire again….she was a Disney Kid and like all Disney Kids around 20 years old, they need to SEXUALIZE themselves to be relatable to the kids who grew up with them, otherwise they are left in the memories of yesteryear, because they didn’t evolve with the sluts that were fans…so getting half naked and showing off body is how you do that….basically EVERY Disney Kid at 17 or 18 reestablish themselves as “bad” so that liking them into your adult years, and not ironically, but genuinely being committed to them as your celebrity icons you fan….there’s a science to it….and it’s a good science for those of us who want to see celebs naked.

Besides Rihanna’s lingerie campaigns, she’s also in some American Pie remix, redo, spin-off, they still milk that brand…and was on some TV show called Five Points…so she matters…just more when half naked…like all chicks….