I am so bad at the 90s or early 2000s that I didn’t realize this was a Mariah Carey reference, since it’s Mariah Carey season and we can’t get enough of that crazy doughy over aggressive singer over the next 2 months, that motherfuckers need to dress like her for Halloween too.

I thought Madison Pettis was doing some gay flag shit, some virtue signalling to let the world know she’s queer, or a pervert with a sexual dysfunction, or a pervert who like fucking anything she can, or an ally to perverts who fuck whatever they want and make it their identity and culture, as if they aren’t just like everyone else, but rather special and unique and fabulous with their limp wrists and lisps….all smelling like feces dick…

Anyway….she’s a popstar child star who the fuck knows, I don’t even know if this is her or an AI art of her, since everything is so overly edited….

She came into my life via Rihanna’s underwear brand, that for some reason isn’t being pushed so hard anymore, but that is still around, it can’t all be Jared Kushner’s SKIMS brand getting all the money….idiots of the internet must still be buying SAVAGE by RIRI….

So yeah, Pettis was hot in her underwear, still hot in her underwear, if this is even her…when it’s probably less effort to only publish AI pictures of yourself as you sit at home eating donuts….getting fat.

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Madison Pettis is one of those “celebs’ who you’d assume was created in one of those Disney genetic labs where they make the celebrity clones, because she basically didn’t exist to the average person, yet somehow Rihanna found her from her work with Disney, which is weird and and of itself, since Rihanna is a grown ass woman who shouldn’t be sourcing her titty talent from teen girls on the Disney channel, at least not on the surface, before realizing these are all satanist freaks and that Rihanna is just one of those human trafficked girls brought to America to make billions of dollars selling shitty made-in-china panties that anyone can buy from China for 10 cents on the dollar because the branding isn’t sewed onto it….

What I am saying is Rihanna is not all that impressive, even though she gets paid and had a pop career, pop music sucks….and the worst people think pop music is good…you know the latched into the MATRIX types..

At least she introduced us to this starlet, young starlet who does more titty content for social media than acting which works for me.

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Madison Pettis is rocking her “Evergreen” bikini, so you know what that means, if you don’t you can always look it up….

She’s doing it for Rihanna who we all know is one of the leaders of the human trafficked satanics of Hollywood, at least in theory, because you’d need to have demonic powers to make the world think you’re as important as she has, especially if you’ve ever seen her singing video from high school that they deleted from the internet to show you that when she was human trafficked into America to be conditioned to be a big star, she wasn’t some remarkable talent.

She runs a billion dollar lingerie brand, and thanks to that brand, I’ve been tipped off on this Madison Pettis actress who I guess started in Disney, but I only found out about thanks to her lingerie modelling for Rihanna, which makes you wonder where Rihanna found her, but there’s probably some soul selling, or favors being traded for this coverage.

But we don’t need to worry about any of that, we can just look at the hot body and be distracted by it, since we are plebs, consumers, none of this actually matters, those inner workings of the industry and as a hermit who just wants to be left alone…that works for me.

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If you trust that the entertainment industry isn’t some calculated and controlled propaganda machine, then you’ll be happy to know that Rihanna, who clearly got famous as a teen on a small island because of her raw talent that has made her and her team billions of dollars, yeah, that Rihanna, who just navigated a billion dollar empire on her raw instinct alone, has co-signed this girl, who NO ONE knew existed, despite being on Disney, to be her ambassador! I guess she just organically liked her look and decided “she’s the one we need!”, it’s all just one big random coincidence of stars aligning, right place and right time, and when Disney is involved you know it’s wholesome, because they did create the happiest place on earth and not just for the perverts!

Point of the story – glad they found her because the body is hot!

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Madison Pettis is some Disney Kid I never heard of because I am not that kind of pervert, but you can assume that any executive who chooses to work in that environment is, but I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t trust. male school bus drivers, male teachers, male janitors, male camp councilors, male kid’s coaches, unless they are dads with kids in the league, in which case we hope they are there as protectors from the creeps who don’t have kids but devote their life to being around them, I don’t trust scout leaders who don’t have their own kids in scouts, you get what I am saying…

I am sure that part of Pettis’ fanbase is grown ass men with Disney Channel subsribtions, without kids to justify those channels in a “oh it just comes with my cable package” kind of way, even though cable is dead and I have Disney Plus which has all the Disney shows because I wanted to see Pam and Tommy fuck, and that’s how we get it here……..FOILED AGAIN BY MY OWN DIS.

But you know the type of pervert I mean, that Rihanna may be, because she found Pettis out of nowhere, or out of Disney which is weird and turned her hot body and good sized tits into a lingerie model, and she continues to deliver that hot body that has gone viral because of that Rihanna collab, but probably hasn’t launched an Only Fans yet…because there’s hope this will turn into mainstream celebrity and you need that hope to wash away before diving into whoredom officially, but you can clearly dip a toe in, and that’s what this is and I like it.

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Madison Pettis is soem child star who was probably exploited by her parents like she was Jeanette McCurdy, who just released a book about how happy she is her mom is dead, because her mom was a broke ghetto bitch who saw dollar signs in her daughter, and molested her in the process, you know child star shit…..when the casting happens and the money starts rolling in……the living vicariously through the daughter, owning the fame and spending the money comes quick…

I actually don’t know anything about Madison Pettis because I don’t fucking care about her origin story, I just know she was a Disney kid that Rihanna randomly, because everything in Hollywood is random, nothing is set up or staged in a way to manipulate the masses, or to control whatever agenda they are pusshing, she was clearly just some cast by Disney kid that Rihanna thought, “I should use her in my billion dollar lingerie brand to help put her more on the map cuz them titties are hot”….and who cares…….cuz them titties are hot and whether the system is rigged or not, really doesn’t make a fucking difference as to whether the titties are hot, since we’re here for the titties.

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I may not really know who Madison Pettis is but she climbed the ranks of Disney, as a young talented actress with a dream that her parents are totally into supporting because it validates their breeding, makes them money, and they’ve been conditioned to think celebrity is amazing, even though it is filled with liars, perverts, and the scum of the fucking earth who don’t think they are scum because people suck up to them, they make money, and they are basically untouchable…..you know what I mean….these freaks and their underage sex parties, or actual murderers who get off thanks to being celebrity, all while playing the relatable guy on your favorite sitcom, making selling off your kid to that DARK ENERGY insane, but something people do.

Anyway, Rihanna spotted this one’s tits, or was pitched to help this one show off her tits as part of her marketing herself into an adult world, and it’s done pretty good for her, better for us, because her body is mental, just look at them titty spilling out of that bikini, it’s kinda how you’d like all bikinis on all skinny bitches to look, innit.

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Madison Pettis is one of those starlets you’ve got to wonder about….where did she come from and why is she half naked all over the internet for the last two years…was it strictly because Rihanna decided to cast some uneventful child stars loaned out to her by Disney creeps…you know, at the Satanist rituals they all attend some boss level dude was like….”so for your billion dollar panty brand we are replacing Victoria’s Secret with because the last leader of the panty empire got busted with funding his friend a notorious human trafficker…so we’ll do it different this time….we’ll use the billionaire Bajan pop star as the face…everyone bought her origin story, don’t think she’s a product or human trafficked, so they’ll just think this collab is organic…I like to think these billion dollar underwear brands are evil, run by evil, for evil agendas….so I like to run with that…..

What it comes down to is she’s gone from Barney and Friends in 2005/2006 to half naked in swim and lingerie for Rihanna, but also for the dream….living the dream…that you can jack off to because she’s got a hot body and it really is hard to tell who is organically half naked on social media, or who is doing it for evil reasons, because there’s just so much of it…which is probably why we’re all confused and distracted…there was a TIME we had to WORK for the tits now they are fucking everywhere except here….because she’s not doing nudes yet….but probably will. …

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Madison Pettis is one of Rihanna, who is apparently now pregnant, even though she’s looked pregnant for the last 5 years, but now the womb has finally caught up to her proving that she’s NOT VACCINATED because she was able to get pregnant….WHAT A HEATHEN….she must be one of those RACISTS…

Anyway, Pettis, a Disney Kid that you never heard of, got cast to be a hot tits in Rihanna’s lingerie shoot, and now she’s being jerked off to the way she was supposed to, not for being on DISNEY TV, which is being jerked off to the WRONG WAY, but because she’s hot bodied and half naked, the way NATURE intended hot bodies to be.

In this exctiing shoot, the body is showing some cleavage and as someone who used to jerk off to cleavage because there was no THROAT FUCKING PORN TO DESENSITIZE me….I can appreciate it and you should too.

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I don’t know what “think tank” or “lab” or underground bunker at the Disney Studio that this Madison Pettis girl crawled out of, but there has been some investment into her celebrity, because even before she became a Rihanna lingerie model, which was a weird choice for her ambassador program, but it worked out alright for everyone involved I am sure…

She had over 1,000,000 followers from the marketing of her Disney shows, they had money invested in her, but they didn’t have that bridge to get her half naked on the internet…so they partnered with Rihanna, got her naked and basically let us all know this Texan, if she’s actually from Texan, has some awesome tits, and really that’s all you need to get by in this world, so I have big dreams for the future of Madison Pettis as an ADULT actress, meaning adult aged, not porn, but in your lifetime, we can assume all content produced out of hollywood will be porn to keep you entertained and distracted in your cells…so she’s got a great body for that.

YAY.

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