Madison Pettis is one of those starlets you’ve got to wonder about….where did she come from and why is she half naked all over the internet for the last two years…was it strictly because Rihanna decided to cast some uneventful child stars loaned out to her by Disney creeps…you know, at the Satanist rituals they all attend some boss level dude was like….”so for your billion dollar panty brand we are replacing Victoria’s Secret with because the last leader of the panty empire got busted with funding his friend a notorious human trafficker…so we’ll do it different this time….we’ll use the billionaire Bajan pop star as the face…everyone bought her origin story, don’t think she’s a product or human trafficked, so they’ll just think this collab is organic…I like to think these billion dollar underwear brands are evil, run by evil, for evil agendas….so I like to run with that…..

What it comes down to is she’s gone from Barney and Friends in 2005/2006 to half naked in swim and lingerie for Rihanna, but also for the dream….living the dream…that you can jack off to because she’s got a hot body and it really is hard to tell who is organically half naked on social media, or who is doing it for evil reasons, because there’s just so much of it…which is probably why we’re all confused and distracted…there was a TIME we had to WORK for the tits now they are fucking everywhere except here….because she’s not doing nudes yet….but probably will. …

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