I remember when Ashley Madison, the cheating app, was a big thing and they got their name from the two most popular baby names of the year they launched, which I guess was around 20 years ago, because now we are inundated with MADISONS, they are fucking everywhere…this is the THIRD almost FOURTH Madison I’m posting today…

This Madison is Madison Pettis, who is really only known to me as the girl being used in the Rihanna Lingerie campaign with the tits and hair…but prior to reinventing herself as a lingerie model on instagram to help Rihanna become a billionaire again….she was a Disney Kid and like all Disney Kids around 20 years old, they need to SEXUALIZE themselves to be relatable to the kids who grew up with them, otherwise they are left in the memories of yesteryear, because they didn’t evolve with the sluts that were fans…so getting half naked and showing off body is how you do that….basically EVERY Disney Kid at 17 or 18 reestablish themselves as “bad” so that liking them into your adult years, and not ironically, but genuinely being committed to them as your celebrity icons you fan….there’s a science to it….and it’s a good science for those of us who want to see celebs naked.

Besides Rihanna’s lingerie campaigns, she’s also in some American Pie remix, redo, spin-off, they still milk that brand…and was on some TV show called Five Points…so she matters…just more when half naked…like all chicks….

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Madison Pettis is some Disney Kid that is trying to rebrand herself….by selling lingerie for Rihanna and starring in movies like the new. American Pie where we can assume she played the hot chick.

She was also in a main role on something called Five Points, since Disney Kids don’t die, or not until they have full breakdowns from being sold to an evil industry, which I guess hasn’t happened for this one yet.

I don’t know why Rihanna chose her to be one of her brand ambassadors, I mean girl barely gets work, but I’ll assume that like Jojo, Rihanna’s weird selections are from shows she watched when she got her first TV after leaving her shanty in Barbados…

Pettis is a Texan and she looks good to me…Here are some bikini top pics for instagram that she posted recently….

Here are her more lingerie pics to push Valentine’s Day sales for Rihanna, because Rihanna isn’t RICH enough, we MUST support her in her quest to peddle cheap shit underwear from CHINESE sweatshops like the HERO that she is…..money grubbing cunt..I still don’t believe Chris Brown even beat her, INSIDE JOB and he gets 50% on all her future earnings so he’s chill with being that public PIECE of shit he’s been labeled all these years cuz he’s rich…but that’s just a theory I’ve got…

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Madison Pettis is Sophie Martinez on the Disney Channel comedy series Cory in the House….but if you are a pervert looking for Madison Pettis smut, you likely already know all of that!

I am not a Disney kid fetishist, I actually hate all that shit. That evil mind control on our youth….fucking up their entire existence at an early age to keep evil rich guys happy….

I am just a fan on Disney kids being trained to transition to the mainstream, to redifine their brand, to build a more loyal audience and to tap into the influencer money by being low hanging fruit sluts…

That’s not to say Madison Pettis pretty liittle shoots are all that smutty, but it will evolve from here as she fights for likes…

I’ve worked around internet smut for a long time, so seeing these tactics used by the snobby, elite mainstream is hilarious…as smut will always win!

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