I saw something about Halloween being cancelled because it is racist because black kids can’t afford the same costumes as white people, which sounds pretty fucking racist for a reason to not do Halloween..at least it’s not because of COVID…right….

I don’t know about you, but I am old as shit and I don’t remember ever buying a costume, I’d fucking cut a hole in a sheet, put red back-up on my face, you know real bootleg shit…I wasn’t buying 100 dollar made in china movie themed costumes like the kids of today….

Not to mention, there are broke people of ALL colors and races, and even some RICH kids don’t have parents who are willing to buy garbage costumes at the department store…so fuck off with your make everything about race you dumb fucks….

I also saw something that was “real” news that was pretty fucking insane, they’ve released the Halloween rules locally and they state that Kids can’t yell TRICK OR TREAT this year, you know because of COVID..

WHO THE FUCK ARE THE PARENTS GOING ALONG WITH THIS…

Likely the same ones willing to inject their kids with AIDS because they are told to….

Kids are so braindead, zombies, socially awkward confused genderless freaks…

“Where’s my tablet…Can I watch this on youtube instead…”

They don’t stand a fucking chance, however, neither do the rest of us, society is fucking doomed…

But at least we have some Disney Kid you never heard of, at least not until she did Rihanna’s lingerie modelling, you know to increase her profile, in the form of Madison Pettis…

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Madison Pettis was one of the girls that you probably never heard of because you’re not a Disney employee and you don’t watch their weird teen content that I am sure has helped women grow to be whatever it is they are today, instead of being great….you know the media has that power…

I know of Madison Pettis because Rihanna cast her for her lingerie campaign, they clearly wanted her to be known, to be elevated and I have no idea why, since she wasn’t really that big of a deal.

I am glad that they did find her, because she’s hot bodied…and even if this is some really subtle side boob in a hot dress, which i guess is enough side boob to get me to notice the side boob…and more imporatntly the ass…in a selfie because if you don’t take outfit check selfies for social media support, you ain’t shit…and clearly Madison Pettis is shit……no wait…she’s not shit…maybe someone who you could pay to shit on if you’re rich enough…but when you’re in the industry she is, that’s par for the course…

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Madison Pettis is some hot child star who managed to rebrand herself as someone to jerk off to, if you’re into jerking off to pics of girls in bikinis, like you were back when facebook first happened and you got to see all these people in your social network or from your past in their bikinis….tits you never expected from your bank teller, grocery store clerk you chat with and even old friends from High School still looking good or colleagues from past jobs….or their friends and family…or your friends and family…damn the bikini selfie was a game changer..

Anyway, Pettis was a child star no one gave a fuck about, despite being a person of COLOR which you think by default would mean everyone would be about her, while shaming themselves for being white and having racist ancestors, possibly slave owners back in the day, even though she’s half white and thus proof of how NOT RACIST OUR SOCIETY is…you fucking liars trying to divide us…well you didn’t divide the load dropped into Pettis’ mom now did you.

She came to my attention after being recruited by Rihanna for her panty campaigns, so I expect nothing but half nude pics from her going forward, it’s what she’s good at.

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Madison Pettis is a child star that I don’t really think anyone paid too much attention to after her child stardom because they’re racists….EVERYONE is racist…your WHITE GUILT should make you disgusted with yourself as you look at her hot bikini content…RACISTS.

Anyway, her only notable adult role that I know of was some American Pie franchise straight to DVD if DVDs were still a thing and not everything was thrown onto streaming apps…but they are…

That was until Rihanna’s lingerie brand decided that she was a starlet who deserved more shine, clearly she had good management or agents, or maybe Rihanna was a fan of her Child Star work, and now we all know of her as the body who promotes Rihanna’s lingerie…which isn’t a bad thing to be…

In an era where everyone is so uptight about sexualizing women, they still do a great, if not best job of sexualizing themselves so we don’t have to….they take the WORK out of sexualizing…by just bringing us non-stop half nudes. There was a time you’d only see a personality half naked once or twice a year…it was a big deal and you’d have to revisit those pics when you saw them in a movie or fully clothed in the paparazzi…reminded of “damn she’s a hot one”…but now…the supply is endless and it’s great…

I would not know who Madison Pettis was if it wasn’t for Rihanna making her a half nude model but I am glad to know who Madison Pettis is…cuz she’s got a hot body…

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Just what the world needs, another bitch named Madison…it’s one of those irritating names that the mainstream sheeple that you probably know because you are one…living that suburban life, driving the same car as the neighbors, jealous of their pool, shopping the same malls, doing the same thing, because humans are surprisingly all complicit drones….

This Madison is trending thanks to Rihanna putting her on her lingerie campaign where we all got to see her body…which was a pretty good body…I mean she’s 22 and I’m 300 how the fuck would it be a bad body so long as it’s not morbidly obese…right..

She was a child star, so her family probably an extension of that, but she’s more than just the trauma that comes from being a child star sold by your parents for a dream….she’s also got tits…and there’s a future in her 22 year old tits, I can tell…cuz I’m looking at them…

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Madison Pettis is really going for it….

An obscure actress with a lot of followers who was potentially created in the lab at Disney….barely existing as an adult….getting shitty roles like starring in the American Pie franchise’s recent installation that no one’s ever fucking heard of or watched….but that I am sure made the American Pie creators laugh to their overflowing bank…one fratty script the revolutionized teen comedy and motherfuckers are set for life and still earning off it…crazy…maybe a smarter strategy than badly writing a blog in an era where there are no blogs anymore…definitely less fucking work and more return…if only I knew someone who could write….

Anyway, she is now in the remix or redo of “She’s All That”….called “He’s All That” about a tranny or something queer, woke, multi-cultural, because the world needs a She’s All That redo…where Rachel Leigh Cook is making a comeback playing a mom….to some TIkToker…what a fucking disaster of a culture we live in.

So Madison Pettis, who got cast in Riahnna’s lingerie influencer campaigns, putting her on the map as a hot body and hot tits in ligngerie has figured out what the audience wants as she does her stripper dance in her evil masks…

So instead of Madison Pettis posing, it’s Madison Pettis in motion and it looks alright to me.

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Madison Pettis may have been an unknown Disney kid before, but since Rihanna stripped her down and put her in lingerie, she’s become an important Disney Kid who is ready for more serious roles than her last role in American Pie the Golden Years or whatever the fuck it’s called because that franchise is 25 fucking years old….the first movie probably came out before Madison Pettis came out of her mother’s womb…and long before anyone came to her in her lingerie pics she posts consistently because Rihanna breathed that life into her otherwise insignificant career…..because being a Disney Kid doesn’t always mean becoming Miley, Britney, Lohan or any of the other heroes that crawled out of Disney….it just means you likely have severe emotional trauma thanks to being sold into working as a kid instead of living life like a kid…blame the parents…it is abuse….BUT being a lingerie model for Rihanna’s trending. line…that she means you have a fighting chance of being the next Miley, Brieny, Lohan and I guess Bella Thorne…cuz WE WANT TO SEE her in lingerie…her body is awesome…and here’s some cleavage.

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Madison Pettis is some Disney Kid that is probably best known for being an ambassador to Rihanna’s lingerie company, because I guess Rihanna watched Disney channel and thought Pettis was the answer to all her lingerie brand’s ambassador needs….I wonder how Rihanna decided to use Madison Pettis as her lingerie model, maybe they are friends, it’s just weird that an obscure Disney Kid is one of her long contract girls….but I am not mad about it because now we all know who Madison Pettis is and clearly she’s someone worth looking at in lingerie…but I’d argue that lingerie makes everything better…instead of hospital gowns they should have all sick people in lingerie….instead of old lady sweaters and quilts at the old folks home…..LINGERIE….checkout counter at the grocery store, bank tellers, bus drivers, teachers…LINGERIE…why save it for your only fans, bring that internet life to the real life…while we’ve still got a real life to bring it too..

All this to say…Madison Pettis is hot.

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Madison Pettis only came into my life as a lingerie model for Rihanna’s lingerie brand that has made her a billionaire, Savage X Fenty, the lingerie brand that has basically given Victoria’s Secret a lesson that trending instagram direct to consumer brands have a competitive advantage to the old school brick and mortar underwear company that’s been lazy and riding their same old hustle all these years, not realizing that society are a bunch of dick suckers into the trending instagram accounts and not so into their mother’s underwear company of choice…especially one that only uses hot chicks in their ads, which is totally unrelatable to all the uglies with face injections, trying to game us into thinking they are hot, as they try to kill off naturally hot international panty models and replace them with fatties….

That’s not to say Rihanna’s Brand is doing that with Pettis, because Pettis is pretty hot, whether you’ve seen her in high profile roles like the latest American Pie I assume you didn’t know happened, but may want to watch hoping she gets nude in it, after months of her doing the lingerie modelling, which I call foreplay, we’re over here ready for the NUDES…

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Madison Pettis remains the virtually unknown child star, who is currently in some straight to DVD/STREAMING American Pie movie that I refuse to watch, but that impresses me that the American Pie legacy is still making these people stupid money off stupid movies, that at the time they came out were pretty fucking viral back when that meant going to a theatre and buying tickets to the shit…making everyone involved idiotic money….but yeah Madison Pettis, the new Shannon Elizabeth? Maybe…what ever happened to Shannon Elizabeth, I remember when she was THE hottest celebrity out there, it sort of ended disappointing for her….bot that this is about the 90s….even though I am 90…it’s about Pettis…who is only in existence or on my radar thanks to Rihanna casting her as one of her lingerie models….but who is probably in existence to other people cuz she was a child star…no longer a child…but hot and half naked…which is better…

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