Just what the world needs, another bitch named Madison…it’s one of those irritating names that the mainstream sheeple that you probably know because you are one…living that suburban life, driving the same car as the neighbors, jealous of their pool, shopping the same malls, doing the same thing, because humans are surprisingly all complicit drones….

This Madison is trending thanks to Rihanna putting her on her lingerie campaign where we all got to see her body…which was a pretty good body…I mean she’s 22 and I’m 300 how the fuck would it be a bad body so long as it’s not morbidly obese…right..

She was a child star, so her family probably an extension of that, but she’s more than just the trauma that comes from being a child star sold by your parents for a dream….she’s also got tits…and there’s a future in her 22 year old tits, I can tell…cuz I’m looking at them…

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