Madison Pettis only came into my life as a lingerie model for Rihanna’s lingerie brand that has made her a billionaire, Savage X Fenty, the lingerie brand that has basically given Victoria’s Secret a lesson that trending instagram direct to consumer brands have a competitive advantage to the old school brick and mortar underwear company that’s been lazy and riding their same old hustle all these years, not realizing that society are a bunch of dick suckers into the trending instagram accounts and not so into their mother’s underwear company of choice…especially one that only uses hot chicks in their ads, which is totally unrelatable to all the uglies with face injections, trying to game us into thinking they are hot, as they try to kill off naturally hot international panty models and replace them with fatties….

That’s not to say Rihanna’s Brand is doing that with Pettis, because Pettis is pretty hot, whether you’ve seen her in high profile roles like the latest American Pie I assume you didn’t know happened, but may want to watch hoping she gets nude in it, after months of her doing the lingerie modelling, which I call foreplay, we’re over here ready for the NUDES…

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