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2021

29

Mar

Paige VanZant Titties of the Day

I guess it was Paige VanZant’s birthday, because she jumped out of a cake, which I guess is a dream for women everywhere…and I don’t know why….since you can’t even eat the damn cake…it’s like a prop cake and if you can’t eat the cake there’s no point in having cake….

The Martial Artist who is actually pretty hot for someone who can kick the shit out of you, which is rare, has succumbed to either the pressure of trying to cash in on her sex appeal, because she launched a fan site with premium content….or maybe she’s just into the rush of getting naked on the internet for people who are into seeing her naked…it could go either way…..but it’s an easy and fun cash grab that everyone is a winner in…because she likes money and getting naked and we like looking at her naked…win fucking win…

I do think it’s unfortunate that she’s got pasties on, I mean if you’re going to jump out of a cake nude, jump out of the cake nude, but there’s still a lot of martial art tits, which for most UFC fans is probably the opposite of what gives them boners (man on man half naked wrestling)….

I was curious on the history of girls jumping out of pies, you know because useless information matters and this is what I found….

By the 1800s, the humans buried in pastry seemed to be limited to attractive women, as some of the most decadent parties of the era were those given by wealthy men to entertain other important males while their wives stayed at home. One of those hosts was Stanford White, a rich architect who threw a debauched dinner party in New York City in 1895 for a gathering of other distinguished men (including illustrator Charles Dana Gibson and inventor Nikola Tesla).

The feature attraction of the dinner party was an enormous pie, out of which, according to famed model Evelyn Nesbit, popped a 15 or 16 year old beauty, Susie Johnson, wearing only a piece of see-through gauze. Along with the girl, Nesbit reported that there were “a lot of birds” that when Johnson jumped out “flew all about the room.” Nesbit also later stated that, “I told Mr. White I had heard [later] he had ruined the girl that night, but he only laughed.”

Just a few years later, “The Pie Girl Dinner,” as it came to be known, was front-page news after White was murdered by the enraged husband of Evelyn Nesbit, the latter of which came to be known as “The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing.” White had reportedly raped the teenage Nesbit a few years before while she was unconscious in his home after drinking champagne with him. She then became White’s mistress for about a year before breaking the relationship off and later marrying the enormously wealthy Harry Thaw.

Thaw was supposedly none too pleased that Nesbit wasn’t a virgin which he found out while obsessively courting her. When she told Thaw this, she also explained to him that she lost her virginity to White when he raped her. Ultimately this didn’t stop Thaw’s pursuit of Nesbit and after a lengthy courtship, she gave in to Thaw’s continual attempts to get her to marry him and the two wed. However, Thaw now harbored extreme hatred towards White, culminating in Thaw murdering him after yelling something to the effect of “You’ve ruined my wife!” (There are conflicting accounts from witnesses as to whether he said “wife” or “life” before shooting White.) SOURCE

Who know underage rape was a part of this trend…making it all the darker…but I’ll still stare at VanZant tits for fear she’ll challenge me a wrestle…and not the good kind…

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