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2025

28

Jan

Paige VanZant Booty Photoshoot of the Day

Paige VanZant is the viral UFC star who everyone had a boner for when she was kicking ass, because a lot of dudes are cucks and like the idea of a women who can kick their ass, while a lot of other dudes are closet cases who like a chick who is more manly than the average woman because it’s still technically not gay to fuck them up the ass, but not as straight as traditional sex, then there are the submissive twink or morbidly obese thanks to low testosterone soy boys who are all in on a chick who has more super hero testosterone than they do….

In being viral, she eventually gave into the comments and DMs of “SHOW ME THE TITS” realizing it’d make her more money than her sport or sponsors and she committed to the cause of being a “SLUTTY CONTENT CREATOR” who makes her own porn, but is not a MAITLAND WARD who decided to go into porn, but rather just an exhibitionist for her own community while still working in the combat space, training to be the next great slapper….which I’m sure her fans fantasize about have that slap on their dicks…it’s a fetish.

Anyway, she’s not just a selfie putting the butt plug in kind of girl, she also recruits photographers and dolls herself up and poses of the cameras like a traditional glamour model.

I appreciate that effort, we need more of it.

There was a time when INSTAGRAM was all photoshoots and collabs and content was being made, then people realized that dudes wanted mirror selfies to jerk off to and that’s far easier….

Which is why I campaign for the people to demand that the whores do work and put in more effort, ESPECIALLY if we’re paying for it…take a fucking shower, put on an outfit, meet up with a creep who calls himself a photographer and make magic motherfuckers…

Here’s VanZant’s version of that magic…which I am sure you can see the nude versions of on her OF.

This is some early 2000s car model shit and I’m into it.

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2025

14

Jan

Paige VanZant’s UFC Porn of the Day

Paige VanZant is another one of these women who has figured out her price….

If you are like me, there were many conversations in your pre-internet younger years with women that involved negotiating how much they would charge to suck your dick.

Sometimes those conversations were a “show me your panties”….or “show me your bra”…and you’d progressively get to the “how much to suck my dick”….since you can’t drop the “how much to suck my dick” immediately.

With the proper negotiating tactics, that probably could have made me money as a car salesman or real estate agent if I believed in selling your soul to the corporate life…you’d be surprised at how affordable a woman is as you slowly chip away at her modesty and give her the taste of money.

Once you get the girl rolling, her whore instincts get excited by the experience, like it’s some kind of game and they keep going without you even needing to do much work.

From bra, to panties, to ass, to bush, to pussy lips, to asshole, to nipples….to sucking on a phallus…to insertion…to sucking on your phallus…it just progresses in an organic way….

Apparently, the same thing applies to social media starlets, like Paige VanZant, who is or was a credible and celebrated fighter, but who realized there was more money in the nudes her fans begged for and were willing to pay for…

She is consistently in the content production hustle and she’s old school and cheesy in her approach, which means she actually does these photoshoots, like she was in a self produced magazine, and ultimately, that’s better than just selfies…

Here she is DAY TWO…an ass kicker who can kick your ass which is all part of the appeal….now showing her ass…for you to be inspired to pay her ass…this must be the circle of life they speak of.

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2025

13

Jan

Paige VanZant Gives Herself a Pussy Wedgie of the Day

Paige Van Zant is a UFC fighter who was pretty popular in terms of UFC fighters you’d want to jerk off to.

She took the bait from all the dudes who would comment for her to get nude, likely 80 percent from INDIA, but with enough pushing, she figured that selling nudes was more fun than just fighting.

I guess chicks like being jerked off to or seen as hot, even if they pretend to be only interested in the elite athleticism that got them to the top of their sport.

Maybe, being a fighter chick is kinda dykey and a good way to feel less like a dyke is to sell pussy pics.

Either way, she sells nudes, makes money selling nudes, is still famous and involved in fighting, but we only care about the nudes.

Like all the UFC before her, she’s a level of cheesy and her content is a level of early 2010 cheesy, but I’m into it because it’s not a selfie….I’ll take cheesy photoshoots over selfies always.

She is giving herself a pussy wedgie, pulling her panties into her cunt, making for a good time for all involved….

Appreciating a mainstream non-whore becoming a content selling whore is fun, even if you’re not into UFC bitches cuz they’re dykey….

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2023

28

Mar

Paige VanZant’s UFC Ass of the Day

I am probably not legally allowed to post these GIFs of MMA / UFC fighting champion of the world Paige VanZant, who like random moms, nurses, school teachers and other normies, has been indoctrinated into the porno generation by monetizing the nudes that they get off producing and sending. Exhibitionism.

Unlike the normies, Paige has an actual talent, skill and ability to kick fucking ass. She just realizes that all the dudes who were sexualizing her was a natural extension of her brand, far easier than selling brand deals, something she could be in control of, and as someone who believes the internet’s a fucking joke that should be exploited if you have the nudes to exploit, I am all for it.

I like that normies and influencers and athletes do the paid nude content because they post promo shots to get their pervert fans who are jerking off to them anyway for free to pull out the fucking credit card.

If they are good at it, then it makes sense as part of the business strategy and apparently VanZant, who makes more doing nudes than fighting, but that’s probably thanks to fighting, since she was a big deal…she no longer even fights and just does the nudes.

It’s a wild word ou tthere and here’s a preview of her ass in action, not in fighting poses like you’re used to, but in skimpy swimsuits….

Anyway, I see this is a free marketing, but they see it as “STEALING OUR PRECIOUS CONTENT WE MAKE MILLIONS OFF OF”….so instead of cutting me a check, they send lawyers….so if this post no longer exists, you’ll know why.

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2022

02

Nov

Paige VanZant MMA Ass Gets Oiled Up of the Day

I don’t know when this MMA ass getting oiled is from, I don’t know if it’s a preview from her OnlyFans or if it was stolen by one of her subscribers and shared with the people of the internet like some kind of oiled up ass stealing from the rich and giving it to the poor, I just think it’s a round fit ass that could kick my ass in a thong, glistening in the fucking florida RV park sun, where you’d want an oiled up ass to glisten, and it’s pretty fucking masterful.

I don’t think Paige VanZant giving into the fans who would jerk off to her fighting other chicks, like some kind of fetish, monetizing off those fans is a bad thing, since she’s accomplished and has marketable skills, if only the girls we grew up to had a monthly subscription site to see their oiled up asses, not that I remember liking any celebs or athletes when I was younger, but you know, sometimes whoring out to the audience by selling your body to the audience makes sense, sponsors clearly don’t pay shit and she’s a married woman and it fucking pays….

So I’m not just endorsing this fighter because she could kick my ass, anyone could kick my ass, I’m basically handicapped so if anything, that’s what makes her round ass smut hotter….

If you want to see more of her, get to her INSTAGRAM and click that link in bio…

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2022

19

Oct

Possible Paige VanZant Pussy of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually Paige VanZant’s vagina but it’s doing the rounds of the pervert internet circles and figured it would be irresponsible of me to not post it as if it was Paige VanZant’s pussy based on the whole running a pervert website that exposes the celebrity nudes for the last 18 years, you know from an era when they’d fake their nip slips, nudes and sex tapes to make you think it was a leak or a scandal, even if it was as staged as the whole OnlyFans begging for fans to subscribe movement…

Anyway, the UFC fighter who turned OnlYFans model because it pays more than fighting while still allowing her to continue making money fighting, because diversifying your revenue stream is a logical thing to do in this internet generation, especially if you have a vagina you’re willing to sell pictures of to your fans, because it’s a lucrative business model, these motherfuckers PAY up…..which makes little to no sense to me, since there’s so many nudes out there for free, but I’m obviously not the majority or a fan boy who would ever pay for this kind of thing……but yeah, Paige Vanzant sells nudes or exclusive content and they are saying this is her vagina and as a fan of vagina, whether it is famous or capable of kicking my ass or not, doesn’t matter, as a fan of the vagina, I’m all for staring at it….I mean what else do I have to do.

Now, I anxiously await her aggressive legal team and her millions of dollars a month budget to be used to get me to take these pics down, confirming they are in fact her fighting cooter.

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2021

29

Mar

Paige VanZant Titties of the Day

I guess it was Paige VanZant’s birthday, because she jumped out of a cake, which I guess is a dream for women everywhere…and I don’t know why….since you can’t even eat the damn cake…it’s like a prop cake and if you can’t eat the cake there’s no point in having cake….

The Martial Artist who is actually pretty hot for someone who can kick the shit out of you, which is rare, has succumbed to either the pressure of trying to cash in on her sex appeal, because she launched a fan site with premium content….or maybe she’s just into the rush of getting naked on the internet for people who are into seeing her naked…it could go either way…..but it’s an easy and fun cash grab that everyone is a winner in…because she likes money and getting naked and we like looking at her naked…win fucking win…

I do think it’s unfortunate that she’s got pasties on, I mean if you’re going to jump out of a cake nude, jump out of the cake nude, but there’s still a lot of martial art tits, which for most UFC fans is probably the opposite of what gives them boners (man on man half naked wrestling)….

I was curious on the history of girls jumping out of pies, you know because useless information matters and this is what I found….

By the 1800s, the humans buried in pastry seemed to be limited to attractive women, as some of the most decadent parties of the era were those given by wealthy men to entertain other important males while their wives stayed at home. One of those hosts was Stanford White, a rich architect who threw a debauched dinner party in New York City in 1895 for a gathering of other distinguished men (including illustrator Charles Dana Gibson and inventor Nikola Tesla).

The feature attraction of the dinner party was an enormous pie, out of which, according to famed model Evelyn Nesbit, popped a 15 or 16 year old beauty, Susie Johnson, wearing only a piece of see-through gauze. Along with the girl, Nesbit reported that there were “a lot of birds” that when Johnson jumped out “flew all about the room.” Nesbit also later stated that, “I told Mr. White I had heard [later] he had ruined the girl that night, but he only laughed.”

Just a few years later, “The Pie Girl Dinner,” as it came to be known, was front-page news after White was murdered by the enraged husband of Evelyn Nesbit, the latter of which came to be known as “The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing.” White had reportedly raped the teenage Nesbit a few years before while she was unconscious in his home after drinking champagne with him. She then became White’s mistress for about a year before breaking the relationship off and later marrying the enormously wealthy Harry Thaw.

Thaw was supposedly none too pleased that Nesbit wasn’t a virgin which he found out while obsessively courting her. When she told Thaw this, she also explained to him that she lost her virginity to White when he raped her. Ultimately this didn’t stop Thaw’s pursuit of Nesbit and after a lengthy courtship, she gave in to Thaw’s continual attempts to get her to marry him and the two wed. However, Thaw now harbored extreme hatred towards White, culminating in Thaw murdering him after yelling something to the effect of “You’ve ruined my wife!” (There are conflicting accounts from witnesses as to whether he said “wife” or “life” before shooting White.) SOURCE

Who know underage rape was a part of this trend…making it all the darker…but I’ll still stare at VanZant tits for fear she’ll challenge me a wrestle…and not the good kind…

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2020

06

Apr

Paige Vanzant Weird Quarantine Nude of the Day

UFC starlet Paige Vanzant brought the nudity, in a weird couple shoot involving her husband being squatted by her strong fighter legs….in what her fans are calling her greatest move of all time…because you can see a huge percentage of her fake tits, which is really all you’d want from a girl fighter, at least based on all the jello wrestling matches I used to watch at the college bar – before the WOKE weirdos became the general consensus.

There were always the weird lesbian hippies offended by everything, it’s just that fun overrode them, and no one bothered to listen…the fact that everyone became a whiner to deal with life, because they were all upper middle class with no real problems, who never faced any real adversity, and had no real understanding of the world…but had the energy to protest, or be annoying, and “being fair to all” became their agenda, even though they did it from an elitist cunt pedestal…where they look down on those they want fairness for because they think they are better…

ANYWAY, all that woke shit slows down when Pandemics happen I guess, it’s just too bad the pandemic wasn’t directed their way…

POINT BEING…who gives a fuck about entitled idiots in denial because they are such fucking idiots….it’s just too bad we all miss out on good old fashion Jell-O wrestling at the college level.

That said, here’s Paige not producing the sex tape we’d more interested in, thanks to her grappling skills.

As Quarantine goes on, we can expect more weirdness out of these exhibitionists…

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2019

30

Jul

Paige VanZant UFC Titties of the Day

Paige VanZant Tits

Paige VanZant rocking out in an inflatable pool, and calling out that inflatable pool, for being white trash, which may be racist to white trash everywhere, but that they won’t realize cuz they can’t read and that they won’t argue because it is their dream to see this UFC champ mud wrestle the way women were supposed to before this feminist thing got them fighting in legit sport and the PC movement got mud wrestling banned from most bars. IT OBJECTIFIES WOMEN…JERKS…you know what else objectifies women? Women and their tits…and willingness to show off the tits for me to jack off to. Thanks. Don’t beat me strong trained killer lady. Thanks.

Paige VanZant Tits

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2019

19

Jul

Paige VanZant Getting Slutty of the Day

Paige VanZant is fucking awesome….

She is an ass kicker, strong fucking bitch who can kill me, which is hot in and of itself, but there’s something sweet and cute about her..

So I am all for her working the instagram feed the way she should…in provocative poses, teasing us, because when a woman is an athlete, with credibility, her being slutty on the instagram is clearly just for fun, it’s not a huge part of her job, and that makes it more sincere, lest forced, and hot.

She’s just out here doing this cuz she likes it, cuz she can, and if you don’t like it, she’ll just choke you the fuck out….

I do not watch the UFC. I don’t do marital arts or appreciate the skill. The idea of man on man in underwear grinding down is a little too fucking queer for me. But when they throw in girls to catfight, shit is like an old fashioned JELLO wrestle and there’s nothing but good in that…so despite hating UFC and the queerity it brings out in men…I like the idea of girls fighting to the death in cages cuz it’s hot…throw in some lingerie…..and it’s hotter.

What I am trying to say, but failing thanks to lack of communication skills, is that Paige VanZant is awesome and I am a fan. It doesn’t happen often. But it happened right here.

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