Madison Pettis is some hot child star who managed to rebrand herself as someone to jerk off to, if you’re into jerking off to pics of girls in bikinis, like you were back when facebook first happened and you got to see all these people in your social network or from your past in their bikinis….tits you never expected from your bank teller, grocery store clerk you chat with and even old friends from High School still looking good or colleagues from past jobs….or their friends and family…or your friends and family…damn the bikini selfie was a game changer..

Anyway, Pettis was a child star no one gave a fuck about, despite being a person of COLOR which you think by default would mean everyone would be about her, while shaming themselves for being white and having racist ancestors, possibly slave owners back in the day, even though she’s half white and thus proof of how NOT RACIST OUR SOCIETY is…you fucking liars trying to divide us…well you didn’t divide the load dropped into Pettis’ mom now did you.

She came to my attention after being recruited by Rihanna for her panty campaigns, so I expect nothing but half nude pics from her going forward, it’s what she’s good at.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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