Madison Pettis is rocking her “Evergreen” bikini, so you know what that means, if you don’t you can always look it up….

She’s doing it for Rihanna who we all know is one of the leaders of the human trafficked satanics of Hollywood, at least in theory, because you’d need to have demonic powers to make the world think you’re as important as she has, especially if you’ve ever seen her singing video from high school that they deleted from the internet to show you that when she was human trafficked into America to be conditioned to be a big star, she wasn’t some remarkable talent.

She runs a billion dollar lingerie brand, and thanks to that brand, I’ve been tipped off on this Madison Pettis actress who I guess started in Disney, but I only found out about thanks to her lingerie modelling for Rihanna, which makes you wonder where Rihanna found her, but there’s probably some soul selling, or favors being traded for this coverage.

But we don’t need to worry about any of that, we can just look at the hot body and be distracted by it, since we are plebs, consumers, none of this actually matters, those inner workings of the industry and as a hermit who just wants to be left alone…that works for me.

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