Maddie Ziegler is the recently 18 year old that Sia has exploited or made famous in her hit music videos after seeing her on some dance moms reality show that probably shouldn’t be on TV, but that Sia isn’t ashamed of watching and poaching talent from, like some kind of pervert who watches little kids dance…

She’s in this bikini picture for instagram because of course she is…she’s of the generation of not existing unless you put your bikini body out there for the people to see, jerk off to, or critique….you ain’t shit unless you’ve got that bikini selfie….or bikini pic..or at least you don’t exist…which I think is a great development in humanity, I think girls feeling the need to post bikini pics for validation is something I’ve been dreaming of for as long as I can remember…because bikinis are hot…

So here’s that dance body, that I am not sure even dances, but it does clickbait and look good, probably since it’s only 18 and hasn’t had the unwanted pregnancy, drug addictions, eating disorders and muppet botox to basically ruin a bitch…at least not yet….

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