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2024

30

Jan

Maddie Ziegler’s Dance Legs Do Movie Premieres in Toronto of the Day

I guess Maddie Ziegler is a budding young actress. She was just in Toronto for the Premiere of some movie she’s in.

I guess it’s not that much of a stretch from being a child reality star dancer for 5 years, who ended up being abducted by creepy reality show addict SIA and put into a series of seriously viral music videos at a young age…making her Time Magazines 30 most influential teens in the history of teens for the year 2015, 2016 and 2017.

Acting is a total scam that requires no skill besides being able to handle being on camera without having a panic attack thinking that the camera is stealing your soul, like some Voodoo shit….

Acting is a shameless activity where people are so fucking nuts in their heads that they can recite scripts and fake emotions without breaking down laughing at themselves for being so ridiculous and embarrassing as they fake their way through make-belief land.

That is why actors are the fucking worst, but when you’re Maddie Ziegler, what the fuck else was she to do, an Only Fans, which based on her legs and her potential flexibility as a dancer is probably the more lucrative angle.

The movie that Ziegler is in is a Canadian movie and the premise is terrifying:

he story centers around 16-year-old Lindy, who is diagnosed with a rare reproductive condition, MRKH syndrome. The diagnosis disrupts her understanding of womanhood and sexual identity, and throws her relationships with her new boyfriend, her friends at her new high school, and her mother into disarray.

Now Ziegler Dance Legs…

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2023

21

Jul

Maddie Ziegler See Through of the Day

Maddie Ziegler was on a child reality show about dancing, which is fucking creepy, but not creepy enough for SIA who decided to make her the teen star of all her music videos, in a leotard that many probably didn’t know was a 14 year old and jerked off to it unknowingly, ENTRAPMENT…it’s like who the fuck hires kids to be in music videos that are going to be jerked off to…a MONSTER…that’s who..

Well, those two things brought her extreme fame and relevance and now that she’s older, she’s working towards a legit acting career, probably gets work, she probably also does influencer instagram model shit, probably makes tons of money, and in being young, relevant, on the forefront of fashion, maintaining her position, she’s got her tits out, barely censored, because it’s fashion people…

Fashion or not, us perverts get to still see the tits, so the slutty generation you see humping their air with their tits out in public as they film their tiktoks may think tits out is normal, good, because I’m old and it’s still semi-porno to me, you know, just porno enough!

So keep up the tits for fashion girls, my fun depends on it.


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2023

28

Jun

Maddie Ziegler Bikini Selfie of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is the child dancing reality TV star that SIA adopted, put into her music videos and created into a super popular entity on social media with 14 million followers, which is absurd, but when looking at her feed, she’s at least staying current with the times, now that she’s not a teen dancer in a leotard in a music video, but rather a grown up who understands how basic content creation needs to be when you have that dancer body….just take selfies in a bikini bro, show some tan line, good to fucking go…

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2023

30

May

Maddie Ziegler Bikini Top of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is technically a professional dancer. I don’t really know what that means, since most of the strippers I’ve had lap dances from and even the ones I haven’t had lap dances from and even the one who charged me 100 dollars to make herself squirt in the VIP room, which was basically her peeing all over the VIP room, all thought of themselves as professional dancers.

Dancing is stupid, so if you get paid to move around like a fool without feeling shame or embarrassment, then you are a professional dancer.

If you go to school for dance, you’ve got to be some kind of idiot, but that’s ok, if the stars align properly, you’ll be a stripper too.

In Maddie’s case, she was in child dance reality shows, probably got some dance lessons during the process, got cast in some music videos, turned 18, turned the slutty outfit content on, probably wants to be a legitimate actress, which requires no talent or skill and she’s already in the right place.

While she works on that, teasing the camera and creepy fans in her bikini, is a decent marketing strategy to keep her top of mind, since influencer status equals getting cast for shit….and slutty half naked content equals influencer status….you know, simple maths.

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2023

12

May

Maddie Ziegler Bra of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is a child reality star, you know because her parents wanted to world of perverts to watch her dance on primetime TV, something you know probably appealed to the WORST kind of people….only to open other doors for her, like being SIA’s go-to dancer in a series of her music videos she was too young to be running around in a tight outfit in, because you know that probably appealed to the WORSTE kind of people….

So now that she’s all growed up, after being sexualized by the worst kind of people for most of her life, she’s been over exposed, fully exposed, and wearing a bra on the internet for the fans seems normal..or at least just a good extension to all she’s done in the past as she turns to the future where social media clickbait determines your worth, so clickbait wisely to get those jobs Elle Fanning didn’t get for not having enough IG followers….

This is hardly hardcore enough for the now an actress, but it’s still a chick in a bra for attention on social media, which is still something.

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2023

06

Mar

Maddie Ziegler Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is some child dance reality show star who was recruited by SIA to be in all her creepy videos back when Ziegler was a young teen…..

She’s either an old teen, over eighteen teen or no longer a teen but in her 20s….which doesn’t make her fanbase of perverts any less creepy.

In being young, relevant, part of the scene, into fashion, into style, she’s taking part in the whole SHOW THE NIPPLES, FREE THE NIPPLES, UNLEASH THE BEASTS….which I guess isn’t all that crazy, if anything it’s very European, it’s just that there was a time when celebrities saved the tit flashing for the gutter influencers, but I guess the money is in being a gutter influencer, so do what the gutter influencers do…

Basically, they all show off their tits….

So the good news is thats it’s fashionable to show your tits, NIPPLE and all, without having to hack iclouds or negotiate with them incessantly like I used to when trying to get girls to show me their tits “what color is your nipple, no way, prove it, come on its just tits, why you so uptight, not very progressive are you”…..until finally they give in…yes, the master of seduction is annoy them until they give up their protest because ultimately…it’s just a fucking tit.

Anyway, it’s a trend we can jerk off to, this shit happens in waves, we’ve been on free the nipple waves before, so let’s RIDE this wave into the fucking sunset like we are Patrick Swayze in Point Break, not in Pancreatic Cancer… as we wait for sheer crotchless pants that are designed to show off the CLITS for fashion…and not in a negotiation of “how big is your clit, is it one of those dick clits a guy could chew on like a cow tongue, or is it more hidden, are you an inny or an outtie, how do you wear your bush, is it a landing strip or full on bush, or are you a bald beaver..come on show me, it’s just a pussy, we all have one, at least all girls have them, why you being so lame, why you so boring”….but for FASHION…and I know THEY are coming…

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2023

23

Feb

Maddie Ziegler Braless of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is some dance reality show star, who got cast by SIA to be the TWEEN in her music videos, who eventually turned 18 after a long time in the weird child dance community with a lifetime of creeper fans behind her, and those creeper fans ready to see what was next for her, because they probably helped shape her into the weirdo that she is today….by collectively wanting her tits to grow out or be used as a marketing hook, knowing that’s what happens to reality stars and influencers when they turn 18, they go rogue, aggressive and use them titties.

As it turns out, she did grow out her tits, she does use her tits in her content, that also seems to be about fashion and other high end shit, because she’s not a child dancer no more, and no need to go back to the drawing board of money making schemes like other child dancers before, that usually end up stripping, or in Jordyn Jones case, selling panty pics…

Point of the story, she gives her sheer tank top, titty content, away for free, and that’s something I appreciate in the world of fame, these vendors selling nudes for a quit cash grab from pay pigs is so fucking cheap, desperate and lame.

You’re rich, you’re famous, who cares, give em people something they can jack off to every now and again…it is only fair.

All this to say, Maddie Ziegler’s good people.

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2022

01

Sep

Maddie Ziegler Slutty of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is some child dance reality star that got adopted or recruited or I think they call it “GROOMED but some popstar named SIA, who used her in all her videos when she was like 10 years old, which I guess isn’t perverted unless you think it’s perverted, which I think since this is the internet a lot of people who are pervertd were likely perverted, but that’s because they probably didn’t know she was a kid and were too simple minded to see the artistry in children doing experimental dance!

Point of the story, I found the obsession with a reality show child dancer weird, but it made her famous so that when she turned 18, she could strip down and be more high profile than all the other girls strippig down! She’s fashion, part of pop culture, therefore her shameless use of her tits or shooting some cambcorder mouth porn is not the smae as the other girls her age who do it for OnlyFans, because they weren’t sold to a reality show by their parents and are forced to sell themselves instead!

Weird times, but luckily, they all compete, from all walks of life, to have the hottest content! You can be a 60 yar old Liz Hurley, or a 20 year old bartender, you can be rich as shit like a Kardahian or some poor girl with a dram, you can be a child dancing reality star, or someoe paving her own way, yet you all use the same tools to get noticed, TITS! Because – THEY GET HITS!

It’s a win for us! We’ve won! They’re all shameless whores sexualizing themselves so we don’t have to! What a TIME!

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2022

06

Jul

Maddie Ziegler Bikini of the Day

Here’s now 18 or 19 year old Teen Dancer from the Child Reality Show about dancing, that I think was a different child dance reality show than the one that whore Jordyn Jones was part of, but apparently, both are taking the same approach to social media by stripping down for slutty selfies…..

It’s a generational thing, this is just what the girls do no matter what level of fame or relevance they are at…..but it always seems like some desperate for attention, likes and follows attempt to get their ego stroked…..

Maybe they get off to dudes getting off to their dancing bodies stripped down into a bikii…..now that they are legal….like that made a real difference to their weirdo fans…just ask SIA who cast this one in all her music videos at a level that was just weird.

I do appreciate the gunt tanline that peaking out of the top of her casual bikini pic that isn’t for jerk off material or attention but rather to just share her day with the fans…RIGHT….

The lowcut crotch bikini, with no visible bush is throwing me off, that’s a long way from her belly button….I guess she’s waxed…

But yeah, tanlines, nature highlighter, a little peek into wha you aren’t supposed to be seeing, but that she wants you to see, because she probably took 100 versions of this before editing the best one…..and THIS is that….

Now you can just imagine all that professionally trained dance moves on your dick….rhythm and stamina that only a dancer has….HOT….but I’m a firm believer that anyone who is a “dancer” is a sex worker by default, the two are basically synonyms even if some get paid big money for influencer bullshit campaigns, they are still whores to me.

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2022

17

Jun

Maddie Ziegler in a Fitness Campaign of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is some child reality star, who got famous for dancing as a child on TV, which you know attracted the worst kinds of people, like SIA who ended up casting her in all her music videos, because children in leotards doing weird experimental dances is something the music industry likely jerks off to….

So to say she’s been Groomed, or created by the industry is probably accurate, I don’t know her, I just know that she’s 19 now, so her life as an instagram model, showing off that muscle memory from being sold to the industry as a child dancer…for brands who pay her…

Put that dance body to good use because some of us have made a life out of loving strippers, some of us think dancing is dumb, but when the clothes come off, less dumb, and some of us have even fucked trained dancers who have the fitness and rhythm to fuck right, and that was long before dancing got so sexual with that ass twerking…..

So I’ll look at her in fitness gear for fitness brands making billions of dollars off all the girls I see on the streets who dress like this because the internet told them to.It’s a look and I like it.

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