Maddie Ziegler turned 18, despite having been in a leotard on TV since she was a child, up on some JORDYN JONES shit, only unlike Jordyn Jones, she ended up in every SIA video because SIA is a reality show addict and I guess felt some connection to this Maddie girl….I think that Chandelier song came out in 2013 or 2014 when Maddie was 12…so I guess morphing into a muppet faced “influencer” who shows off her body is less about staying relevant, or getting views or even making money, but more about being an 18 year old in a very perverted world of slutty selfies for your fake life on a social media platform that really shouldn’t matter, but you make money off it or some shit…

We live in a gross world, with gross people, but the good news is sluts be sluttier than ever and I like that.

I know this is hardly slutty, it’s not some panty try on video for her OnlyFans…but it’s quite possible that that is where she’s headed…because that’s the energy she’s giving off here.

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Girl sold to entertainment industry via a dance show about children who dance which for some reason Hollywood thought to greenlight because it will only appeal to moms that have dance kids of their own…and not to pervert fucking dudes who should be fucking arrested or at least put on a list where they are watched closely….because you can’t ruin the fun or marketing dollars from moms with dancing kids or who are into dancing kids because the wrong kind of dude will be drawn to the show….you know those creeps can’t ruin the stage mom dreams….and I guess didn’t because Maddie Ziegler exists..

She was also the dancer in the weird SIA videos, every last one of them, because SIA is a reality show addict and the dancing show she found Maddie Ziegler on was obviously inspiring enough for her aesthetic….but remember SIA is the kind of woman who adopts 18 year olds…a joke I always had about Russian girls, maybe a joke Woody Allen could relate to….but that SIA in her song writing success was able to pull off…clever pervert SIA…

Now she’s 18 and not nearly as slutty as other 18 year olds, I guess she’s famous and doesn’t need to be, but that doesn’t stop the famous…so it’s just a matter of time when legging pics turn into fishing videos on ONLY FANS…if the money is there for you and when all you care about is clout and money…not thinking about your future self and already exploited by your parents with that whole reality show thing….while ALL OTHER girls your age are doing it…what’s an innocent fisting video to add to the content creation menu she’s got….

We’re not there yet with this one, but she is in leggings, which I guess is a step in the right direction…I mean if everyone else is doing it you’re just being mainstream…and mainstream is now self produced porn…wild times…that Maddie Ziegler should look into getting into…

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Maddie Ziegler is the dancer from the SIA videos who I guess she casted from seeing her dance on some Dancing Children Reality Show, which I don’t think should be on TV, but apparently TV doesn’t agree with me, either do the fans of the dancing kid TV shows, because they are on TV and they create things like Maddie Ziegler…because people like SIA watch the shit…

She’s 18 now, so it’s no longer weird to watch her dance, and in turning 18 while being a dancer, she knows it’s a great opportunity to sexualize herself, now that it’s not creepy to do anymore. I am sure she’s been sitting on the internet watching other internet celebrities produce porn thinking “SOON THAT WILL BE ONLY WITH MORE DANCE”…

So she’s doing the bikini thing and I guess it’s only creepy if you make it creepy….and I make it creepy because I know how perverts are…

She’s an 18 year old celebrity dancer dancing for the internet like all other 18 year olds who aren’t celebrity dancers…so apparently she does it better and the real amazing thing in all this is how mindless we must be as a people to find fame or even entertainment value from internet dance. Idiotic…internet dance…CHINA must be laughing so hard…”We will make app for dancing, people will watch dance, upload dance, and all of USA will sign up and give us access to their data.”…crazy.

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Maddie Ziegler turned 18 a few weeks ago and she’s already pantsless on the internet in some photoshoot that reminds me of the girls on reddit who film themselves fucking their pillows or teddy bears to get off. It’s a thing, it’s a weird thing, but girls are horny and into cumming and they’ll do it by humping whatever inanimate object is around, especially if it is a trending thing other girls are doing….you know strength in numbers, comfort in familiarity, it feels less whorish when other girls are doing it and far more aggressive whoring.

I don’t think they intention of this pantsless pic is to dive into producing internet porn, but the dancer from Dance Moms who SIA used in all her videos despite being but a 17 year old child, for weirdos everywhere to watch that shit on repeat as they do because Youtube is a criminal organization people just don’t know it…

Anyway, she exists, she’s 18, fair game to get her slut on…to put those dance moves to work like they were originally intended…sex work…I mean stripping is always a back-up plan, now it’s the plan….and when you’re a trained dancer…it makes that way easier..

I guess pantsless on a gymnastics horse isn’t fully porny, but maybe that arch and tilted back head is…..

Who cares about a bitch in a Sia video getting racy….all girls are racy…it’s what they do…we can just passively watch it unfold.

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Maddie Ziegler is that weird Dance Mom contestant who got her start at that age of 8….and who SIA decided would be the star of all her very popular weirdo videos to her weirdo songs…not quite as weird as the fact that SIA recently adopted a 18 year old black kids…which is funny enough a punchline to a joke I used to tell people I knew who were unable to make babies and who were looking into adoption where I’d be like “Got for 17.5 year old Asian twins so that by the time you get them they’ll be 18 and you can show them that dream american life where sex is a convenient currency because if you don’t adopt them first, they won’t bother with you or trust you, as countless other dudes are willing to pay for 18 year old Asian twin sex”….anyway…it was a joke to make infertile fucks feel awkward at dinner parties and apparently SIA is living the real life version of that…and Maddie Ziegler is the dancing tween she decided the world needed to see in a leotard…you know creepy shit…but not creepy anymore because the dancer Turned 18 back in September and is already getting racier on her social media as these people do when they turn 18 because they are a generation of perverts…

So here’s her round-up to remind you she’s on the right track as an already famous reality star turned music video dancer who will probably drop an EDM album or an ONLY fans in the next year or so because cash the fuck in when you can.

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