Maddie Ziegler is that weird Dance Mom contestant who got her start at that age of 8….and who SIA decided would be the star of all her very popular weirdo videos to her weirdo songs…not quite as weird as the fact that SIA recently adopted a 18 year old black kids…which is funny enough a punchline to a joke I used to tell people I knew who were unable to make babies and who were looking into adoption where I’d be like “Got for 17.5 year old Asian twins so that by the time you get them they’ll be 18 and you can show them that dream american life where sex is a convenient currency because if you don’t adopt them first, they won’t bother with you or trust you, as countless other dudes are willing to pay for 18 year old Asian twin sex”….anyway…it was a joke to make infertile fucks feel awkward at dinner parties and apparently SIA is living the real life version of that…and Maddie Ziegler is the dancing tween she decided the world needed to see in a leotard…you know creepy shit…but not creepy anymore because the dancer Turned 18 back in September and is already getting racier on her social media as these people do when they turn 18 because they are a generation of perverts…

So here’s her round-up to remind you she’s on the right track as an already famous reality star turned music video dancer who will probably drop an EDM album or an ONLY fans in the next year or so because cash the fuck in when you can.

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