I don’t know why Maddie Ziegler looks 45 for the Oscars, but I guess I don’t know why Maddie Ziegler’s even involved in the Oscars…the girl is from a Dance Reality Show and a few music videos by SIA who likely groomed her after seeing her on the child Dance Reality shows, but all of sudden she’s a celebrity…..and not reality show trash…because she dances and has one of those muppet instagram faces…maybe it was part of the tadeoff of selling her soul…

What I do like about this shoot is the towel placement, like she’ in full glam, hair and make-up and totally pulled the towel down for you to see as much of her tits as she wants you to, and they look round and lovely…so maybe that’s the point of turning 18 in the industry….especially when reality STARS have more relevance than actual stars…bring them to your event and hope it helps salvage a dying, trashy, hollywood…..

Pretty racy.

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Maddie Ziegler is actually pretty fucking hot, so I am all for the 18 or 19 year old who has been putting hot content out since she turned 18, like a basic influencer because I guess you have to because this is the content that works on social media, it’s the content the people want.

She’s the dancer who was in all the SIA videos after SIA recruited her from some child reality show about dancing, not necessarily the one that JORDYN JONES was in, I don’t really know much about child reality shows about dancing, but I am sure there are multiple versions of the same idea, you know when you find a popular thing like children dancing, you gotta run with it, if you’re a creepy hollywood type into that shit….because child dancing reality shows are probably appealing to the worst kind of people….but we’ll assume it’s just moms with kids of their own who like seeing cute kids being cute, you know women shit….and SIA….and not the worst kind of person you’d rather not move next door to you, or hang at your kid’s playground.

So yeah, SIA, who I think is a satanist because I watched a Natalie Portman movie where she was a popstar who sold her soul to the devil, with songs by SIA, so maybe Maddie Ziegler was sold to SIA for the coverage, since SIA used her in a lot of videos…but who cares about the behind the scenes shit.

I’m here for the bikini pics….LOOKING good dancer who is not dancing, thank god, that shit is awkward as shit, unless it’s at a strip club, or a wedding, other than that, dancing is humiliating, especially when they are “GOOD”….

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I have become a fan of 18 or 19 year old Maddie Ziegler, not because I saw her grow up into the budding young talent that she is today…

I didn’t really know of her from that SIA video to those perverted and confusing child dance reality shows…or the spin/off work they get from them….it creeps me the fuck out.

I do know how these industry kittens end up marketing themselves around their 18th birthday, it’s always by getting edgy, sleazy, especially in this era more than previous eras.

Everyone of those famous 20 year olds, was a slutty 18 year old in a 2 year rebrand…from Miley to Lohan they all did it…it is an industry secret that is not quite a secret…and I am sure they have their reasons for it, maybe to maintain their young fans who are becoming pervert exhibitionists of their own…I don’t know…

I just know it happens….and that the last few months of Maddie Ziegler acting like the other girls her age who were raised on porn, has brought us some hot and sleazy social media content, but through it all she’s looked amazing, hasn’t come across as desperate and even has a bit of a Candice Swanepoel look….

Meaning, she’s pretty hot at this shit, and definitely not what 18 or 19 year old girls in my era looked like….the fact that she’s not mid-20s or 30 is weird…

She’s been getting racier, building her brand as a babe, but don’t sexualize her, she’s freeing the nipple for fashion, it’s a trend, for empowered feminism or some shit….

She’s no longer a child dancer for the perverts, now a babe for the less perverted perverts, and she’s got this hot sheer top, nipples out, panties pulled up to her shoulders like a pair of overalls or waders and she’s pretty great.

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Maddie Ziegler was a child dance star thanks to some show that I think should be banned from TV because it was about child dance stars….that alone will appeal to the worst kind of people whether the majority of the people watching it are nice old ladies remembering their own kids because it is on TV and no one watches TV….but sometimes, you have to make adjustments in favor of the minority rather than the masses…like what they are doing for the TRANS People out there which is just confusing…pushing all that on us…when you can probably count on your hand the number of trannies you’ve met who weren’t hookers you were paying for an experimental chick with dick insertion…

Point being, I am not a fan of kids dancing on TV for weirdos….but I am a fan of the girls who were sold to those shows and who are now 18, because basically on Maddie’s 18th birthday, she started posting half naked social media friendly smut, that they don’t see as smut, since it’s bikini and fitness pictures, that’s not PORN, that’s barely monetizable on ONLYFANS….

But it’s still showing skin for likes, follows, relevance…and I’ll like, follow and try to help her relevance, cuz she’s hot…exploited by the industry or at least SIA maybe…but hot bodied and in bikini posing legs spread….hot.

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Maddie Ziegler is only 18 years old, but looks like she’s in her mid 20s, and as it turns out is hot as shit. Maybe they had a feeling of this when they first cast her in Dance Moms, a creepy premise for a show, like where did that elevator pitch happen, at Disney amongst a couple of perverts, probably….

From her 18th birthday, she’s basically started posting the half naked racy but “classy” shoots to get the views, it’s all part of the programming and everyone her age is doing the half naked shit, selling nudes to fans, it’s easier than going to college or getting a job, and shit, if you pop off on social, you can own mansions and Ferraris….you know the number one job of choice in High Schools around the world is to become a Youtuber….pretty fucking pathetic…but that’s what the system needs.

Anyway, Maddie Ziegler, a product of creepiness, doing the hot shoots for attention, or maybe getting paid thanks to having some celebrity from her dancing mom weirdness, is pretty fucking hot and that’s about all you have to know about that.

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Maddie Ziegler’s the reality TV child dancer that Sia Adopted like they were 18 year old black dudes, which if you google, is something that Sia adopted….true story…on a bit of a Woody Allen kick and something I’ve probably joked about on the site…you know adopting 18 year old Russian girls…not to parent but to fuck….basic science..

Anyway, Maddie Ziegler was a huge hit in the SIA videos, dancing around like some interpretive dance lesbian you’d find in either Art School, the park or working the old folks home cuz they are talentless hacks who don’t get embarrassed because they truly believe they are artists….

She’s turned 18 and all of a sudden looks like a 25 year old SUGAR baby trying to recruit rich old dudes to pay her rent…

I guess it’s not her fault, her whole generation are sugar babies looking bitches looking like they are marketing themselves for rent…

She’s in a cleavage top, looks hot, that’s all I got.

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Maddie Ziegler is the 18 year old dancer from the Child Reality Show I fucking hope you didn’t know existed..and I hope she’s better known for being some dancer recruited by SIA who you probably didn’t know was 12 years old at the time, human trafficked the hollywood way, so that she could be dancing in what became a series of hit songs and music videos…

She turned 18 last fall and basically like clockwork, she jumped on the tone of content the girls her age produce, which is get as skimpy as you can, as slutty as you can, it’s like it’s a viral challenge to see how naughty and racy a bitch can get, to get that clout…

IT’s no longer about being interesting, funny, talented, it’s about what kind of model pose can you do half naked to get people to bother noticing….a society of chronic masturbators…

I know it’s just a bikini pic, but it’s a bikini pic with half her tit exposed, just a casual day at the beach clickbaiting I guess and she’s pretty fucking comfortable doing it, like all these girls are…it’s like second fucking nature and I guess that makes us lucky onlookers because there was a time when I was about 18 or 19 when girls didn’t even wear bikinis…seriously…so bring it….as Zuckerberg is definitely launching his new app “Spread Assholes” cuz it’s the only place a society can go from here.

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This isn’t all that shocking….but Maddie Ziegler was some child dancer on a child reality show that SIA took a liking to and put her in her creepy music videos that went real fucking viral…which took Maddie Ziegler to the next level of dancer…but was a child dancer which sounds more perverted than it probably is because you know the kind of dude who would watch a child dancer is not the kind of guy you want to invite to your kid’s birthday party…

But the second she turned 18 and I guess got control over her image, she turned into an influencer, doing the content influencers do, which is to be as hot as they can be, which is probably why instagram feels like the old back pages of local newspapers…only to this generation it’s normal and expected….and you should be happy for that, cuz this Maddie Zielger, 18 year old looking older than 18, in a short fucking dress for a selfie…is a pretty good look….from child dancer, to child music video vixen to whatever this is…

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Maddie Ziegler is some industry kitten who was sold to the child dance industry, which is probably a more important part of Hollywood than the average person knows, because we don’t pay attention to any of that shit, I just find it disturbing that child dancing shows exist on cable, but maybe because I think of dancing as a sensual thing, because I am a pervert….it’s not my fault, strippers made me this way, I am a victim….

Since it is Hollywood, I wouldn’t really believe them if they say “It’s for the moms”….because I know how the internet works and there are a lot of creeps out there, you may be one too…

Anyway, Ziegler, thanks to her child dance show ended up in a series of Music Videos, basically making her a dancing meme we’ve seen for years at this point, but then turned 18 and decided to connect with her generation of premium content creators by producing her own hotter content, so the dancer, now 18, already on what I’d call the sexualizing herself to push whatever she’s pushing agenda, but it could just be girls being girls, or girls being girls chasing likes and follows…they’re all competing against each other be seen and the most outrageous and slutty will prosper…which is disturbing…but great…a society of sex workers, where are we heading with this OWN NOTHING / BE HAPPY future utopia they are putting together….distracted by the pussy….as we already are….but there’s a real lack of romance, nuance, tease, subtlty, modesty, not everything needs to be a viral “look how much my ass can take” cry for attention….the cocktease is a wonderful thing….

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