Maddie Ziegler is actually pretty fucking hot, so I am all for the 18 or 19 year old who has been putting hot content out since she turned 18, like a basic influencer because I guess you have to because this is the content that works on social media, it’s the content the people want.

She’s the dancer who was in all the SIA videos after SIA recruited her from some child reality show about dancing, not necessarily the one that JORDYN JONES was in, I don’t really know much about child reality shows about dancing, but I am sure there are multiple versions of the same idea, you know when you find a popular thing like children dancing, you gotta run with it, if you’re a creepy hollywood type into that shit….because child dancing reality shows are probably appealing to the worst kind of people….but we’ll assume it’s just moms with kids of their own who like seeing cute kids being cute, you know women shit….and SIA….and not the worst kind of person you’d rather not move next door to you, or hang at your kid’s playground.

So yeah, SIA, who I think is a satanist because I watched a Natalie Portman movie where she was a popstar who sold her soul to the devil, with songs by SIA, so maybe Maddie Ziegler was sold to SIA for the coverage, since SIA used her in a lot of videos…but who cares about the behind the scenes shit.

I’m here for the bikini pics….LOOKING good dancer who is not dancing, thank god, that shit is awkward as shit, unless it’s at a strip club, or a wedding, other than that, dancing is humiliating, especially when they are “GOOD”….

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