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2020

21

Jul

Madison Beer Bra Top Selfie of the Day

This is Madison Beer trying to promote her jump suit merch that I guess she is selling now that wearing jump suits, or sweat suits, is not considered what the poor fat kid in high school would wear, but rather what trendy fashion forward people who like comfort would wear, because they are all fucking lazy as shit…..

I am not complaining, I gave up on button pants or anything without an elastic waistband about 15 years ago, and despite the smells that radiate from years of wearing the same 15 dollar pair of Walmart elastic bottom sweats, without underwear, while sweating out of my asshole most of the day thanks to the heat of the lap top and overall poor health….I’m finally on trend…the TRENDS have caught up with me…NO THIS ISN’T TIE DYE, it’s fucking semen, ketchup and fucking mayonaise you dumb fuck…

Point being, Madison Beer, who was a child pornography star like she was Traci Lords, only on Youtube without any of the actual porn, but that her mom and Youtube were basically profiting off her during puberty because men are sick fucks…and sure they’ve packaged her as a singer or something with a record deal despite having no hit songs….but she knows if she needs to draw attention to anything, to do so with the big tits….because she’s got the tits, might as well market the sweatsuit with the tits, it’s the only tactic she really knows….as an exploited by her parents puppet, she’s pretty rich from it, and probably doesn’t care.

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2020

20

Jul

Madison Beer Pussy Print of the Day

Madison Beer Pussy Print

Madison Beer is a youtube star, because before TikTok the fucking perverts into underage girls lip synching and dancing with their tits out, Youtube was the hub…and not only were they the hub, but they also paid the underage girls to produce their smut, through their content partner program, which I guess would make them pornographers, since people were obviously jacking off to Madison Beer….

I never knew of her when she was underage and being exploited by everyone around her to make them money, from her mom to Youtube to managers and probably brands. I actually missed the boat on the whole Youtuber thing because I just found Youtube creators intolerable….

So, I only really got a glimpse of her existence and her big tits when she signed her record deal and was doing the whole “I’m famous and the Paparazzi get pics of me in various slutty outfits”….trying to redefine herself as a legit celeb and not some annoying youtuber…and she still hasn’t had a hit song because all these “talents” are just low hanging fruit digital marketing idiots that went viral…rather than GOOD at their CRAFT…they are too lazy to be good at their craft when GOOGLE cuts them 100k – 1,000,000 dollar checks a month….some of these Youtubers get multiple million dollar checks per month all for doing LAZY fucking content for their channels…but the perverts like it…so there’s that….and then there’s this…the BIKE SHORT movement of PUSSY DEFINITION…something I like because I like pussy and seeing the pussy through pants…unless it’s on a LUNCH LADY…because in High School there was a Lunch Lady who always had a FRONTAL WEDGIE, that’s what we called it pre-CAMELTOE…and it was repulsive because we knew her pussy was big from all the kids she had…but when it’s some under 65 year old with a tight body…it’s goood so keep up the good work you vapid fucking boring fucking uneventful fucking waste of an opportunity and money!

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2020

14

Jul

Madison Beer Talking About Diarrhea With Her Tits Out of the Day

Here’s a very important video to highlight why Madison Beer Exists….putting her tits on the internet in video…

Sure, she used to do it on Youtube when she was underage thanks to a creepy and ambitious mother who may or may not have been friends with Bieber’s creepy and ambitious mother….that they don’t call creepy and ambitious when they are exploiting their kids like they were Britney’s Dad, but that they call a “stage parent” because it’s less aggressive or negative sounding….even though everything about it is evil….if you have a kid and want to exploit that kid for fame, since it’s the American dream or some shit, and you do everything you can to make that kid your prop, to get you where you need to go or that your narcissism says you can go…you are a horrible fucking parent and should be fucking shot.

Instead of getting show, she got a record deal that has allowed her to continue existing off that Youtube money well into her 20s…where she can now post videos she truly wants…in a sheer top with the nips exposed cuz these MOTHERFUCKERS know exactly what they are doing.

Call me traditional, but I still think the camera flash nip see through from a red carpet is far more authentic that “here are my nips, let’s put them on TikTok cuz TikTok won’t cancel me, I’m too important”…while TikTok will ban me if I posted a girl dancing fully fucking clothed, even in a snowsuit because the world is a CORRUPT and evil place, but at least there are tits in it…

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2020

10

Jul

Madison Beer Slutty Tennis Player of the Day

Maybe I have some white WASP envy because I think Tennis is the most sensual of sports….I’ve had a tennis Fetish for a pretty long time and I don’t even know how to play the sport…but in high school it was all the hot chicks playing tennis…then I got into watching tennis, at least women’s tennis one day…where I saw short skirts, panty flashes, sweaty cunts, athleticism and moaning with each hit…pretty perverted especially since it was before the VENUS sisters manned up the talent pool….so I like tennis and the rich pussy that play it….so seeing Madison Beer doing her tennis smut speaks to my soul…it is the simple things!!

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2020

01

Jul

Madison Beer Short Shorts of the Day

Madison Beer Sexy

Madison Beer got them big titties which makes her relevant…or in her case, she probably believes her own hype like all these other girls do and assumes she’s not just relevant but that she’s actually IMPORTANT….but the truth is she’s just a Youtuber, like all the other Youtubers, who are overpaid by Youtube because Youtube likes to pay the creators fairly so they keep producing and getting them views, and the 100 million dollars they all make per year doing some lazy fucking videos because they have that audience that will watch them rant about anything…makes Youtube 10 times maybe ever 100 times that….so it makes sense to keep paying them, which makes them think they are really more important than they are…because Youtube is the real money maker in the whole equation…

That said, Madison Beer got her start on Youtube when she was underage, so she was part of the OBVIOUSLY criminal and creepy as shit pervert ring targeting underage girls on Youtube….in plain fucking sight…she made that Youtube Money doing cover songs, a tactic to get views, that gets even more views with the titties pushed up….and she now markets herself as a singer or popstar that NO ONE has ever heard a song from…but we have seen her tits in various states of marketing efforts…which I appreciate because she’s scamming the media into thinking she’s this “artist” when really she’s just a social media whore…it’s kind of funny…does she even sing? The paparazzi seem to think she does as they follow her big tits around, but I just think it’s another example of a fucking overhyped internet lie…

Madison Beer Sexy

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2020

22

Jun

Madison Beer Slutty Nightgown of the Day

Madison Beer Slutty Nightgown

Madison Beer who may or may not be one of Bieber’s conquests, I just remember that he was her mom’s business mentor in the sense that her mom wanted to create a huge celebrity from youtube, but unlike Bieber, she used Madison Beer’s appearance to get in those views, you know the stage parent way that is absolutely fucking irresponsible, but still a solid cash grab if you have no morals, value, or appreciation for protecting your kid.

If Madison Beer is one of Bieber’s conquests, it’s safe to say she won’t be calling him out for being a rapist like that girl in Austin Texas that Bieber is working on discrediting, because this one got what she want out of Bieber, I mean a career that is solid enough to give her the celeb life, where she mooches for the paparazzi, in crop tops and now lingerie as outerwear…all while having never released an actual song. I don’t know this popstar, yet she’s got more publicity than any actual popstar…it’s weird.

They pretend she’s a youtuber, it’s all just manufactured, and it’s safe to assume she’s more about being passed around than about songs and dances…either way, solid whore outfit. I dig it.


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2020

03

Jun

Madison Beer is a Racist of the Day

Celebs Protesting Madison Beer

Madison Beer who is some youtuber with an awesome body who pretends she’s a pop star despite not having any hit songs that anyone has ever heard, because she is really just from Youtube where she had millions of views and subscribers, in part because of her great body that her mom had no problem exploiting when she was underage, as most stage moms would do, because they have big dreams for the family….has decided to take on activism.

So she’s some uneducated, overpaid idiot who has been around for a while and she has been pushing the whole Black Lives Matter thing pretty aggressively, which is fine….you can’t hate an idiot for thinking she’s got a bigger purpose than her big tits. She could genuinely be interested in the cause….even if it seems like she’s more into jumping on a trend and being part of something for fear of being quiet during these times.

It’s safe to say that most of these idiots on social media are in over their head when it comes to activism, because they are better suited to just take selfies of themselves, which is what they are actually more eager to do.

But give them the benefit of the doubt, they want change, they want to use their audience to make change, it’s a noble effort…..

But then they come out with signs like this:

I wish America Loved Black People As Much as they Love Black culture

Which I assume is a reference to the popularity of hip pop music, you know the manufactured hip hop music all the white kids listen to and say the N-Word to each other while rocking their HYPE BEAST outfits like a bunch of fucking idiots…

I would argue that over priced limited edition sneakers, smoking weed, listing to soundcloud rappers, is about as far from black culture as a KKK meeting, if anything it’s exploitative…

I don’t know about you but I’ve been in settings next to idiots in their designer sweat pants and designer t-shirts that they saw on their favorite rapper refer to each other as N-Words…you know cuz they are suburban white kids trying to find a voice…

We used to call them WIGGERS, now they are EVERYWHERE and I would argue that if you did a search for the word “ni**er” in Madison Beer’s phone – at least ALL her friends have texted it to her.

So reducing “Black Culture” to what Madison Beer’s idea of Black Culture is a huge part of the fucking problem…”Black Culture” isn’t rapping about your Bugatti, fucking bitches in strip clubs, you daft racist fucks…

CANCEL all these motherfuckers for their exploitative bullshit…NOT TO MENTION…Madison Beer has appropriated black people NUMEROUS times…so it’s just a huge fucking ball of racism going on even by the protestors who think they are making these life changing moves.

Celebs Protesting Madison Beer
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2020

02

Jun

Madison Beer Post Protest Breakout of the Day

Madison Beer Post Protest Breakout

Clearly making this about herself, to monetize the protests, Madison Beer is out here pretending she cares.

So some big titty youtube girl with a record deal thanks to her parents exploiting her teen tits on a YOUTUBE channel for those who weren’t rich enough to EPSTEIN teens, but instead had to sit through their tedious youtube videos, to get what Epstein got from his 200 dollar teen massages…you know…

She’s hopped on the PROTEST trend by offering her voice and her body to the cause….walking around with signs that read “Black Lives, Black Trans Lives, Black Mental Health, Black Gay Lives, Black Voices Matter…..which is better than just sitting at home not getting involved…but I don’t buy it….

The reality is she’s getting positive feedback from her black fans, they are pumped she cares about them or whatever…but she just cares about herself….

She wrote some bullshit like:

i have been given not only white privelage (not privilege), but the privelage (not privilege) of reaching a massive audience, if i can help in ANY WAY to get this message out and let it be heard. i am going to. if i can get out and protest with people fighting for the same thing i am, i’m going to.

i will be fighting and standing with you until the end.

I don’t know if using her public forum to write terribly is the best thing for the future generation. I mean use a capital, get a spell check. If bitch can’t spell, like she’s a 10 year old, which is probably when they pulled her out of school to focus on Youtube….I don’t care about her opinion on anything!

What a fucking mess….but bitch can take a titty selfie to get a lot of money, which I guess is what is important to these superficial fucks…

She got hit by tear gas, that she claims was unwarranted, she couldn’t breath for 10 minutes, like she was GEORGE FLOYD or something…but she survived…

Making this about your IG feed bro…that’s fucked up and what you’d expect from these idiots.

Here she is protesting
Madison Beer Protesting

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2020

28

May

Madison Beer Not on Her Period of the Day

Madison Beer is a fearless sex worker who presents herself as a popstar that no one has ever seen, but they have been like Epstein and watched her grow up on the internet where she was recording sex and masturbation videos at the age of 14….they circulated in one of those “Leak” situations…and they have confirmed she was 14 when rubbing her boobs and slipping her hand in her panties…so if you’ve seen that content, you’re a fucking pervert too…just like the dudes who got her all those YOUTUBE views that made her a star…if she’s a star…who can really be sure in this simulation we call life….but not as perverted as her parents who OWN THE COPYRIGHT of her 14 year old nudes…last I checked that was criminal…

The reason she’s fearless is because she’s wearing a white bikini, my favorite color bikini for when they get wet and see through purposes, but not my favorite color bikini for when the girl gets her period out by the pool, or maybe on some snorkeling trip when all you know is that you’re all going to get eaten by sharks thanks to this irresponsible bitch….who couldn’t just keep her damn period in a dark colored suit to make it less obvious to those sharks…why don’t you just have a neon fucking sign saying “BLOOD HERE” for all of us fat motherfuckers on the snorkeling tour to get the backlash from those sharks thanks to your damn womanhood.

The point of the story is that period or not, Madison Beer is a whore.


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2020

25

May

Madison Beer Pushing The Tits Together of the Day

I was recently sent a takedown notice for a Madison Beer masturbation video that I thought was just marketing for her new album, becasue she’s been basically a youtuber turned Phoebe Price level of celebrity who basically only lives for daily paparazzi pics of her tits in various states of titty, all without releasing any hit songs, basically ever…in a record deal that was clearly designed to pay her or to reserve her so no one else gets her…but a record deal that hasn’t made hits…

You know a typical zero substance, social media marketing puppet for her parents, who used her tits at a young age to bait in Youtube views from perverts, those views were presented to people who didn’t understand that as value and now she’s rich and set despite having never done anything.

I am sure she’s a HORRIBLE brat and as uninspiring as her origin story is, and how uninspiring any of her music or marketing has been, and as barely inspiring her big tits on her small instagram frame are…they are still tits on a small frame….being squeezed together half naked to keep momentum up in her bratty entitled useless talentless life.

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