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2020

21

Sep

Madison Beer in a Skimpy Outfit of the Day

Madison Beer is some trending meme of a person who pretends to be a recording artist all thanks to getting a large social media following when she was young for singing cover songs….I don’t know how old she was when she started to use her bigger tits on her smaller frame to market herself, I’ve never bothered looking at her Youtube scam that got her a record deal and I really only found out about her with her consistently working it for the paparazzi, going to all the places the paparazzi go, while being pretty fucking boring…but this whole generation is boring..they lack so much substance and creativity and vision but they like easy results and in order to get those easy results in the easiest of ways they do it with their pussies out in bike shorts….you know put it all out there, without being too obvious about it, because it’s the style thanks to everyone else her age putting it all out there…because why work when you can get easy money exposing yourself…and the effort is basically zero.

I am not complaining, it’s just low hanging fruit at all levels of celebrity and that’s always weird, even for someone calling these whores whores all the time…because guess what…they are…and that doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing, I love whores, but people see it as a bad thing because people are mindless fuck with no brains of their own…but that’s another story, when today’s story is Madison Beer in bike shorts…showing cunt lip.

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2020

15

Sep

Madison Beer’s Nipple for Instagram of the Day

I can’t tell if this is her nipple or not and I really don’t care, because everything is trashy sex work, and there are so many tits being posted online, I can’t be bothered to categorize them by importance…..I know that Madison Beer thinks she’s important thanks to social media, the celebrity and money it brought her, but to us peasants who fucking cares…it’s not like anyone thinks she’s good, talented or warrants all the “success” she’s had…we know it’s a scam….the only reason we bother is the tits, so keep on showing off the tits…along with every girl her age, because tits get hits and all these people want are hits, the easy ride, the lazy fucks just doing anything to not actually learn a skill or work….the future is now or some shit.

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2020

03

Sep

Madison Beer’s Gas Pump Pussy of the Day

Since the world has no gender anymore, Madison Beer is the King of the staged paparazzi pics, it’s like this bitch got bought by Beiber after her Youtube success singing shitty cover songs back when she was 15 or 16 and perverts around the world would stare at her boobs, because youtube is some pervert shit for perverts disguised as some top tech company that is basically built off porn…just don’t tell the advertisers who give them hundreds of billions of dollars each year…they’d be totally against that…right…

When it comes to porn, people are selective, some porn sites get all kinds of mainstream love, even get publicly traded or a funded by Hedge Funds on Wall Street, while others get blacklisted…some sites, like this one, aren’t even porn, but TOO hardcore for GOOGLE, despite google’s number one search query being PORN..or SEX…it’s so fucking dumb.

But anyway, Madison Beer, despite having no songs that you’ve heard, is always working the paparazzi, it’s an inside job….they are in on it…they need content, she needs attention, for when she does release her music, which really isn’t anything impressive since you can change everyone’s voice using a basic computer and thus make everyone sing, if only Milli Vanilli had that tech back in the 80s…

POINT BEING, she’s pumping gas, spreading her legs, with pants on, but you know that’s just part of her tease….big titties out….marketing and publicity strategy properly executed…just wait til she launches her Only Franz.

Yes, one of her cars is a Ferrari.

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2020

14

Aug

Madison Beer Sweatpant Cameltoe of the Day

Madison Beer Cameltoe

It takes a certain level of pussy fatness to make a pussy cameltoe a pair of sweatpants no matter how hard the girl in the sweatpants pulls them up inside her, because you’d think the thick cotton jersey fabric would be too much for a pussy lip to eat….or to fall on either side of…

But Madison Beer is an enigma, capable of so many pussy tricks, like she’s some kind of Flea Circus, all thanks to her mom whoring her out to the world so hard that they got a free record deal despite not putting out records for the underage dirt they must have on people who showed interest in her when she was underage…

As you know girls who were sexualized at a young age often end up in sex work, unless they were sexualized on Youtube by their moms, in which case they end up rich as shit and able to get pics by the paparazzi they target for press to capture…all while not releasing any music worth listening on said record deal because it’s just there so so doesn’t run off and tattle on the perverts behind her career.

From what I heard, she was signed by Bieber, and that Bieber was signed / ripped apart by Usher, in a whole fucking creepy hollywood experience that would explain the mom level of abused pussy Madison Beer is rocking at a young age despite not being a mom…one so beat up that it eats sweatpant fabric….huge.

I wonder if this would be considered pussy shaming….is that a movement, let’s get that started so girls everywhere show off their pussy for empowerment because pussy, even when eating sweat pant material is fun to stare at!

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2020

11

Aug

Madison Beer in a See Through Shit of the Day

I don’t have nerd vision and can barely even see anymore, so I can’t tell you if this Madison Beer shirt is see through or not, but I can say that if it is, she’s got great style if her objective is to trick the paparazzi into taking pics of her, to perpetute her internet troll where she convinced the industry she was legit, you can convince anyone of anything, even that Bieber eats burritos the wrong way…

Point being, wifebeaters on girls are see through and hot….and you’ll appreciate it if you weren’t molested by your sleazy relative who only wore soiled sweat and mustard stained wifebeaters making wifebeaters trigger you, which i guess would be the only way I could fathom you’d hate a girl in a wifebeater like it was still 90s Warped tour….

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2020

31

Jul

Madison Beer Crop Top of the Day

Madison Beer Crop Top

Madison Beer is wearing some pervert, subliminal message, ironic t-shirt that reads something like “Guaranteed Safe When Taken as Directed”….but I can’t be too sure because I am dyslexic. It makes writing a site pretty hilarious, like the local news anchor with the lisp, or the other news guy who talks like a baby because he can’t pronounce “Rs”….you know do what you can’t do to prove that you can do it like others only badly…..so as other bloggers sit in Mansions in cali with their celebrity friends….I am eating a can of beans…because Luxury comes in all kinds of forms…

Now, to the shirt, what the fuck does “Guaranteed Safe When Taken as Directed”….is this a if you take her orally, vaginally, anally because I assume thats the only way you can take a person….or is she saying that her tits are safe when taken as directed and how do you really take a tit…or is this a warning sign that she has herpes, it’s a celebrity disease, and if you fuck her when she’s not on herpes, not that you can be on herpes, herpes isn’t a drug…but don’t fuck her when she’s got an outbreak…..who fucking knows….in this era where nothing is safe….there is likely covid dripping off this girl who is all over the place all the time for the hired paparazzi to keep her “famous”…so she’s only safe from 6 feet away…who fucking cares…is the right answer.


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2020

21

Jul

Madison Beer Bra Top Selfie of the Day

This is Madison Beer trying to promote her jump suit merch that I guess she is selling now that wearing jump suits, or sweat suits, is not considered what the poor fat kid in high school would wear, but rather what trendy fashion forward people who like comfort would wear, because they are all fucking lazy as shit…..

I am not complaining, I gave up on button pants or anything without an elastic waistband about 15 years ago, and despite the smells that radiate from years of wearing the same 15 dollar pair of Walmart elastic bottom sweats, without underwear, while sweating out of my asshole most of the day thanks to the heat of the lap top and overall poor health….I’m finally on trend…the TRENDS have caught up with me…NO THIS ISN’T TIE DYE, it’s fucking semen, ketchup and fucking mayonaise you dumb fuck…

Point being, Madison Beer, who was a child pornography star like she was Traci Lords, only on Youtube without any of the actual porn, but that her mom and Youtube were basically profiting off her during puberty because men are sick fucks…and sure they’ve packaged her as a singer or something with a record deal despite having no hit songs….but she knows if she needs to draw attention to anything, to do so with the big tits….because she’s got the tits, might as well market the sweatsuit with the tits, it’s the only tactic she really knows….as an exploited by her parents puppet, she’s pretty rich from it, and probably doesn’t care.

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2020

20

Jul

Madison Beer Pussy Print of the Day

Madison Beer Pussy Print

Madison Beer is a youtube star, because before TikTok the fucking perverts into underage girls lip synching and dancing with their tits out, Youtube was the hub…and not only were they the hub, but they also paid the underage girls to produce their smut, through their content partner program, which I guess would make them pornographers, since people were obviously jacking off to Madison Beer….

I never knew of her when she was underage and being exploited by everyone around her to make them money, from her mom to Youtube to managers and probably brands. I actually missed the boat on the whole Youtuber thing because I just found Youtube creators intolerable….

So, I only really got a glimpse of her existence and her big tits when she signed her record deal and was doing the whole “I’m famous and the Paparazzi get pics of me in various slutty outfits”….trying to redefine herself as a legit celeb and not some annoying youtuber…and she still hasn’t had a hit song because all these “talents” are just low hanging fruit digital marketing idiots that went viral…rather than GOOD at their CRAFT…they are too lazy to be good at their craft when GOOGLE cuts them 100k – 1,000,000 dollar checks a month….some of these Youtubers get multiple million dollar checks per month all for doing LAZY fucking content for their channels…but the perverts like it…so there’s that….and then there’s this…the BIKE SHORT movement of PUSSY DEFINITION…something I like because I like pussy and seeing the pussy through pants…unless it’s on a LUNCH LADY…because in High School there was a Lunch Lady who always had a FRONTAL WEDGIE, that’s what we called it pre-CAMELTOE…and it was repulsive because we knew her pussy was big from all the kids she had…but when it’s some under 65 year old with a tight body…it’s goood so keep up the good work you vapid fucking boring fucking uneventful fucking waste of an opportunity and money!

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2020

14

Jul

Madison Beer Talking About Diarrhea With Her Tits Out of the Day

Here’s a very important video to highlight why Madison Beer Exists….putting her tits on the internet in video…

Sure, she used to do it on Youtube when she was underage thanks to a creepy and ambitious mother who may or may not have been friends with Bieber’s creepy and ambitious mother….that they don’t call creepy and ambitious when they are exploiting their kids like they were Britney’s Dad, but that they call a “stage parent” because it’s less aggressive or negative sounding….even though everything about it is evil….if you have a kid and want to exploit that kid for fame, since it’s the American dream or some shit, and you do everything you can to make that kid your prop, to get you where you need to go or that your narcissism says you can go…you are a horrible fucking parent and should be fucking shot.

Instead of getting show, she got a record deal that has allowed her to continue existing off that Youtube money well into her 20s…where she can now post videos she truly wants…in a sheer top with the nips exposed cuz these MOTHERFUCKERS know exactly what they are doing.

Call me traditional, but I still think the camera flash nip see through from a red carpet is far more authentic that “here are my nips, let’s put them on TikTok cuz TikTok won’t cancel me, I’m too important”…while TikTok will ban me if I posted a girl dancing fully fucking clothed, even in a snowsuit because the world is a CORRUPT and evil place, but at least there are tits in it…

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2020

10

Jul

Madison Beer Slutty Tennis Player of the Day

Maybe I have some white WASP envy because I think Tennis is the most sensual of sports….I’ve had a tennis Fetish for a pretty long time and I don’t even know how to play the sport…but in high school it was all the hot chicks playing tennis…then I got into watching tennis, at least women’s tennis one day…where I saw short skirts, panty flashes, sweaty cunts, athleticism and moaning with each hit…pretty perverted especially since it was before the VENUS sisters manned up the talent pool….so I like tennis and the rich pussy that play it….so seeing Madison Beer doing her tennis smut speaks to my soul…it is the simple things!!

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