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2020

07

Oct

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

Madison Beer wants you to listen to her songs, you can tell by the way she contorts her plastic, face injected face into what I assume is an EMOJI WINKY FACE….you know since her generation only understands EMOJI…

The shameless self promoter, with a lucrative record deal thanks to Bieber, who took the whole Bieber Youtube to Fame approach and clearly it has paid off is currently promoting what I assume is her first album, since we’ve never heard of any of her songs, despite all the paparazzi build up, almost daily fashion show walks in crop tops with her tits out….which is really a great strategy since her tits are probably more interesting than any type of music she ends up putting out….it usually is.

Either way, this is marketing, just not sure what’s being marketed, maybe it’s her handjob stance, a reminder of the tits, or maybe it’s because she actually does that singing now, I mean it may not be legally considered her singing with all the filters they put on these singers, but so long as she gets paid, more fame and recognition, I am sure her years of exploiting her tits will feel well worth the very basic, low level effort.

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2020

02

Oct

Madison Beer in a Magazine of the Day

Madison Beer’s bullshit quest to be famous continues…this time in the form of a magazine photoshoot for some magazine clearly starved for content as they look for clickbait to keep eyeballs on their bullshit so that they can sell ads to advertisers…you know the media scam…designed by Justin Bieber’s team who singed her…

Madison Beer, who looks like an Augmented Reality Filter, with her big tits from Youtube that got signed, yet haven’t had a hit song, but have worn a world record number of crop tops for the paparazzi she tips off to get coverage like she is famous, must have released her new possibly only album, and this is part of the marketing….you know making hits through basic brainwashing…and luckily the muppet face got some muppet tits you’d all like to do some puppet show things with…either using them as puppets of their own…or just using them as a backdrop for your penis…because I’ve seen puppetry of the penis…and I know that some weirdo Australians prefer the puppet to be their dicks…either way…tits..we are all trash, some are just better at it than others.

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2020

22

Sep

Madison Beer Cameltoe Working Overtime of the Day

Madison Beer Cameltoe

It’s the year of the pussy definition. I mean it’s been creeping up on us for a while, as shorts and pants got tighter and tighter, but the season is finally amongst us, where the pussy definition is the new “cleavage”…..

I assume it has to do with everyone being a genderless fuck who has no genitals, where seeing genitals does to us what looking a a fat set of titty cleavage or hard nipples once did, but I could be wrong, I mean it could also be that girls are whores and like having their pussies exposed now that tits are mainstream and “desexualized” to push the limit you need to show everyone full pussy…it works for me since I always look at the pussy first, from when I used to grocery shop, or go to the public pool, I was always a “look at / for the pussy definition” and not even as a confirmation that there was a pussy rather because I knew I’d basically see full cunt and as a straight guy, I’m into cunt.

That said….here’s Madison beer’s full cunt, I posted another one of her full cunt in pants yesterday, because clearly full cunt is where these girls are at, what they are promoting, what is “sexy” and I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life…perversion has caught up with me…and is now mainstream…only for whatever reason I’m still flagged a porn site, the worst porn site ever, don’t give this guy money for having a site for 15 years…no never…give it to garbage Youtube singers like this instead…who are producing the cunt content I post…

Madison Beer Cameltoe

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2020

21

Sep

Madison Beer in a Skimpy Outfit of the Day

Madison Beer is some trending meme of a person who pretends to be a recording artist all thanks to getting a large social media following when she was young for singing cover songs….I don’t know how old she was when she started to use her bigger tits on her smaller frame to market herself, I’ve never bothered looking at her Youtube scam that got her a record deal and I really only found out about her with her consistently working it for the paparazzi, going to all the places the paparazzi go, while being pretty fucking boring…but this whole generation is boring..they lack so much substance and creativity and vision but they like easy results and in order to get those easy results in the easiest of ways they do it with their pussies out in bike shorts….you know put it all out there, without being too obvious about it, because it’s the style thanks to everyone else her age putting it all out there…because why work when you can get easy money exposing yourself…and the effort is basically zero.

I am not complaining, it’s just low hanging fruit at all levels of celebrity and that’s always weird, even for someone calling these whores whores all the time…because guess what…they are…and that doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing, I love whores, but people see it as a bad thing because people are mindless fuck with no brains of their own…but that’s another story, when today’s story is Madison Beer in bike shorts…showing cunt lip.

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2020

15

Sep

Madison Beer’s Nipple for Instagram of the Day

I can’t tell if this is her nipple or not and I really don’t care, because everything is trashy sex work, and there are so many tits being posted online, I can’t be bothered to categorize them by importance…..I know that Madison Beer thinks she’s important thanks to social media, the celebrity and money it brought her, but to us peasants who fucking cares…it’s not like anyone thinks she’s good, talented or warrants all the “success” she’s had…we know it’s a scam….the only reason we bother is the tits, so keep on showing off the tits…along with every girl her age, because tits get hits and all these people want are hits, the easy ride, the lazy fucks just doing anything to not actually learn a skill or work….the future is now or some shit.

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2020

03

Sep

Madison Beer’s Gas Pump Pussy of the Day

Since the world has no gender anymore, Madison Beer is the King of the staged paparazzi pics, it’s like this bitch got bought by Beiber after her Youtube success singing shitty cover songs back when she was 15 or 16 and perverts around the world would stare at her boobs, because youtube is some pervert shit for perverts disguised as some top tech company that is basically built off porn…just don’t tell the advertisers who give them hundreds of billions of dollars each year…they’d be totally against that…right…

When it comes to porn, people are selective, some porn sites get all kinds of mainstream love, even get publicly traded or a funded by Hedge Funds on Wall Street, while others get blacklisted…some sites, like this one, aren’t even porn, but TOO hardcore for GOOGLE, despite google’s number one search query being PORN..or SEX…it’s so fucking dumb.

But anyway, Madison Beer, despite having no songs that you’ve heard, is always working the paparazzi, it’s an inside job….they are in on it…they need content, she needs attention, for when she does release her music, which really isn’t anything impressive since you can change everyone’s voice using a basic computer and thus make everyone sing, if only Milli Vanilli had that tech back in the 80s…

POINT BEING, she’s pumping gas, spreading her legs, with pants on, but you know that’s just part of her tease….big titties out….marketing and publicity strategy properly executed…just wait til she launches her Only Franz.

Yes, one of her cars is a Ferrari.

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2020

14

Aug

Madison Beer Sweatpant Cameltoe of the Day

Madison Beer Cameltoe

It takes a certain level of pussy fatness to make a pussy cameltoe a pair of sweatpants no matter how hard the girl in the sweatpants pulls them up inside her, because you’d think the thick cotton jersey fabric would be too much for a pussy lip to eat….or to fall on either side of…

But Madison Beer is an enigma, capable of so many pussy tricks, like she’s some kind of Flea Circus, all thanks to her mom whoring her out to the world so hard that they got a free record deal despite not putting out records for the underage dirt they must have on people who showed interest in her when she was underage…

As you know girls who were sexualized at a young age often end up in sex work, unless they were sexualized on Youtube by their moms, in which case they end up rich as shit and able to get pics by the paparazzi they target for press to capture…all while not releasing any music worth listening on said record deal because it’s just there so so doesn’t run off and tattle on the perverts behind her career.

From what I heard, she was signed by Bieber, and that Bieber was signed / ripped apart by Usher, in a whole fucking creepy hollywood experience that would explain the mom level of abused pussy Madison Beer is rocking at a young age despite not being a mom…one so beat up that it eats sweatpant fabric….huge.

I wonder if this would be considered pussy shaming….is that a movement, let’s get that started so girls everywhere show off their pussy for empowerment because pussy, even when eating sweat pant material is fun to stare at!

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2020

11

Aug

Madison Beer in a See Through Shit of the Day

I don’t have nerd vision and can barely even see anymore, so I can’t tell you if this Madison Beer shirt is see through or not, but I can say that if it is, she’s got great style if her objective is to trick the paparazzi into taking pics of her, to perpetute her internet troll where she convinced the industry she was legit, you can convince anyone of anything, even that Bieber eats burritos the wrong way…

Point being, wifebeaters on girls are see through and hot….and you’ll appreciate it if you weren’t molested by your sleazy relative who only wore soiled sweat and mustard stained wifebeaters making wifebeaters trigger you, which i guess would be the only way I could fathom you’d hate a girl in a wifebeater like it was still 90s Warped tour….

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2020

31

Jul

Madison Beer Crop Top of the Day

Madison Beer Crop Top

Madison Beer is wearing some pervert, subliminal message, ironic t-shirt that reads something like “Guaranteed Safe When Taken as Directed”….but I can’t be too sure because I am dyslexic. It makes writing a site pretty hilarious, like the local news anchor with the lisp, or the other news guy who talks like a baby because he can’t pronounce “Rs”….you know do what you can’t do to prove that you can do it like others only badly…..so as other bloggers sit in Mansions in cali with their celebrity friends….I am eating a can of beans…because Luxury comes in all kinds of forms…

Now, to the shirt, what the fuck does “Guaranteed Safe When Taken as Directed”….is this a if you take her orally, vaginally, anally because I assume thats the only way you can take a person….or is she saying that her tits are safe when taken as directed and how do you really take a tit…or is this a warning sign that she has herpes, it’s a celebrity disease, and if you fuck her when she’s not on herpes, not that you can be on herpes, herpes isn’t a drug…but don’t fuck her when she’s got an outbreak…..who fucking knows….in this era where nothing is safe….there is likely covid dripping off this girl who is all over the place all the time for the hired paparazzi to keep her “famous”…so she’s only safe from 6 feet away…who fucking cares…is the right answer.


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2020

21

Jul

Madison Beer Bra Top Selfie of the Day

This is Madison Beer trying to promote her jump suit merch that I guess she is selling now that wearing jump suits, or sweat suits, is not considered what the poor fat kid in high school would wear, but rather what trendy fashion forward people who like comfort would wear, because they are all fucking lazy as shit…..

I am not complaining, I gave up on button pants or anything without an elastic waistband about 15 years ago, and despite the smells that radiate from years of wearing the same 15 dollar pair of Walmart elastic bottom sweats, without underwear, while sweating out of my asshole most of the day thanks to the heat of the lap top and overall poor health….I’m finally on trend…the TRENDS have caught up with me…NO THIS ISN’T TIE DYE, it’s fucking semen, ketchup and fucking mayonaise you dumb fuck…

Point being, Madison Beer, who was a child pornography star like she was Traci Lords, only on Youtube without any of the actual porn, but that her mom and Youtube were basically profiting off her during puberty because men are sick fucks…and sure they’ve packaged her as a singer or something with a record deal despite having no hit songs….but she knows if she needs to draw attention to anything, to do so with the big tits….because she’s got the tits, might as well market the sweatsuit with the tits, it’s the only tactic she really knows….as an exploited by her parents puppet, she’s pretty rich from it, and probably doesn’t care.

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