Madison Beer Crop Top of the Day

2020

Jul

Madison Beer is wearing some pervert, subliminal message, ironic t-shirt that reads something like “Guaranteed Safe When Taken as Directed”….but I can’t be too sure because I am dyslexic. It makes writing a site pretty hilarious, like the local news anchor with the lisp, or the other news guy who talks like a baby because he can’t pronounce “Rs”….you know do what you can’t do to prove that you can do it like others only badly…..so as other bloggers sit in Mansions in cali with their celebrity friends….I am eating a can of beans…because Luxury comes in all kinds of forms…

Now, to the shirt, what the fuck does “Guaranteed Safe When Taken as Directed”….is this a if you take her orally, vaginally, anally because I assume thats the only way you can take a person….or is she saying that her tits are safe when taken as directed and how do you really take a tit…or is this a warning sign that she has herpes, it’s a celebrity disease, and if you fuck her when she’s not on herpes, not that you can be on herpes, herpes isn’t a drug…but don’t fuck her when she’s got an outbreak…..who fucking knows….in this era where nothing is safe….there is likely covid dripping off this girl who is all over the place all the time for the hired paparazzi to keep her “famous”…so she’s only safe from 6 feet away…who fucking cares…is the right answer.