Madison Beer wants you to listen to her songs, you can tell by the way she contorts her plastic, face injected face into what I assume is an EMOJI WINKY FACE….you know since her generation only understands EMOJI…

The shameless self promoter, with a lucrative record deal thanks to Bieber, who took the whole Bieber Youtube to Fame approach and clearly it has paid off is currently promoting what I assume is her first album, since we’ve never heard of any of her songs, despite all the paparazzi build up, almost daily fashion show walks in crop tops with her tits out….which is really a great strategy since her tits are probably more interesting than any type of music she ends up putting out….it usually is.

Either way, this is marketing, just not sure what’s being marketed, maybe it’s her handjob stance, a reminder of the tits, or maybe it’s because she actually does that singing now, I mean it may not be legally considered her singing with all the filters they put on these singers, but so long as she gets paid, more fame and recognition, I am sure her years of exploiting her tits will feel well worth the very basic, low level effort.

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