Madison Beer’s pop career has been fucking slow out of the gate because Madison Beer is YOUTUBE rich so the whole mainstream thing is not a priority….you see because she’s not actually a “RECORDING ARTIST”….she’s a girl with a stage mom who sang cover songs on youtube for the perverts…only to get signed because the mainstream or traditional record companies still need to scout and release new talent…but instead of finding them in dive bars in small towns..they turn to youtube and social media where they find the trending titties on Youtube…it’s cheaper and more effective since the youtube idiots, despite their lack of talent, have a fanbase to buy the bullshit.

So maybe they don’t want to release MAdison Beer knowing she sucks, so they are dragging it out…or maybe she’s a lazy rich kid who doesn’t like the idea of work cuz it gets in the way of her chilling….which based on any under 30 year old I’ve ever met is likely the case….so instead they try to build her profile and celebrity…using her tits..

So now she’s on her official promo tour, and with it will come tits, and since we like tits, we’ll follow the bullshit on mute because I have no hope for good music ever existing again, luckily we still the archive of music of the past that actually had some meaning, substance and inspired…..and I am not saying that as a old timer “In my day, singers wrote and sang from the heart”….and “in this day they have no hearts because they are all internet robots”….I am saying it because pop music is fucking lazy and uninteresting computer generated swill……but tits are always good….even when they’re not…since they don’t last forever…but last long enough to be good…especially in photo form.

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