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2021

02

Mar

January Jones Lace Dress of the Day

January Jones is some bored as shit barely a celebrity, I mean she’s done one big thing and is set for life from that one big thing, and no, I don’t mean that loser Jason Sudeikis’ penis….because he’s rumored for being her baby daddy….since they were together right before the pregnancy and his reaction to the pregnancy was one of entrapment, unless I made that up…which is possible…I guess we’ll have to ask Olivia Cockburn for the inside scoop when she stops molesting teen boy band stars now in their 20s….weird old lady trying to keep that old pussy young..

ANYWAY…this is about January Jones and how weird her social media is, where she dresses up in costumes when not doing titty bikini pics, all looking like a 40 something year old mom, because she’s a 40 something year old mom, and the whole thing, at least to someone who didn’t watch MAD MAN…is not very hot….but it’s still a busty actress who has been banged out, you know because that’s how you got famous in the 90s, so if you like that tail end of the life cycle or life span of a pussy….this tight outfit is for you…


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