I don’t even know what to say about Madison Beer, she’s ridiculously boring even with the tits because I guess when you have big tits you don’t need to have a personality, your tits do the talking for you, as any woman with tits may pretend they don’t know and any guy who has been around girls with big tits KNOWS too well…it’s like are those even words coming out of their mouth…I just see titty bounce with ever breath and it’s far more interesting than anything they can say..

Now Madison Beer is in a tube top showing a body that could be photoshopped, I mean the truth is Madison Beer may not even be a real person but rather a avatar 3D animation, instagram filter, since the world isn’t real anymore, it’s all virtual lies…

The story they tell us is that she was a random youtuber who just happened to go viral as a teen, only to get Bieber to Sign her, and for the last 5 years has been not releasing music, but waiting for the pandemic to hit before releasing music, so that she wouldn’t have to tour…

You see, youtube makes people a lot of money and the whole idea of working or touring like an old school celebrity seems insane when you can just do nothing but post pics of cleavage….

So the popstar you didn’t know was a popstar and her new album you probably haven’t heard and won’t hear and even if you do is debatably not even her singing…still posts the clickbait…and the body looks good enough to carry all the other bullshit….which is important since pop music always sucks even when it’s good….we’ll just watch her on mute.

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