I used to make fun of Ireland Baldwin back when she was trying to hard to be an influencer. She was some celebrity kid with super famous parents doing the whole bikini surfer girl shit that fucking bored me….there was zero edginess and zero creativity and zero personality…..but then a series of hate that she likely got online because the internet are assholes, especially to rich kids using their rich kid access to try to steal from the non-rich kids, at least in terms of VIEWS….and she ended up cracking out, going to rehab, becoming a lesbian for a minute, with a series of shitty tattoos as her cousin went on to marry Bieber and become a “top influencer” with the right friends…which must have been annoying for Ireland who was there first…

But since the Alec Baldwin daddy issue jokes have faded like her inheritance as he keeps pumping out kids with that weirdo wife of his….Ireland’s taken a whole who gives a shit approach to her feed where she gets semi naked, showing off her 7 foot tall body and tits as big as your head and it’s fun and funny…

She cracks jokes, she’s got a proportionate body that should be posing half naked, she’s rich with famous parents and could be doing countless other things, but instead chooses this….and I guess she’s scored a marketing campaign with a panty company that she’s spread her legs in the selfie to properly execute and it’s AMAZING.

Big fan of Ireland over here and it’s not even St Patrick’s day and I am not even drunk on Guinness…but instead drunk on massive fucking underwear jacked up a massive girl…who I think is one to watch, the mainstream just hasn’t realized it yet…

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