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2021

27

Sep

Madison Beer Nipple of the Day

Madison Beer Nipple

Madison Beer isn’t one of those celebrities who has that much of a personality or soul at least not according to me.

That’s not to say that her serious, empty expression, dead in the eyes look isn’t hot, I mean there are people who fuck sex dolls out there, having an energy around you isn’t necessary for the win.

I also have never met Madison Beer, we don’t hang out on weekend by her pool, so my opinion of her having no personality is really just based on absolutely nothing but what she looks like in pictures, which is dead on the inside.

I wouldn’t say it’s just Madison Beer, it’s pretty much a cultural thing, or maybe a generational thing…is it that they are medicated, on anti-depressants that rob them of having a soul, or are they just so filtered in their content that I don’t know if I am looking at a human or a drawing or sketch of a person….

Maybe I am the one losing my mind, thinking everyone is just a selfie taking, attention seeking, tits out and empty…because I am sure there is still about 5% of women who don’t take nude or half nude selfies for their social media, for likes and follows and attention out there, I just don’t know any of them.

In Today’s Madison Beer content, her top is sheer, an exciting thing, cuz she’s got tits and we like tits, and I guess she likes having tits too…probably helped her Youtube career become a legit signed artist career…assuming the youtube thing wasn’t pre-planned by the legit career, as you can never know with click farms and fake views, where the things that go viral are planned and strategically made viral, as nothing just “goes” viral organically.

I assume that you can see her nipples in her mesh top, because I see what looks like brown nipples, but the real question we need to ask ourselves is why haven’t we seen her nipples yet…there must be existing pics of her bare tits out there….I just don’t keep track, even though you’d assume I would, it’s not like I have anything else to do…

I guess it’s the “anal scene” logic of if you do an anal scene on your first day in porn, you have little to build up to….

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2021

06

May

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know when this Madison Beer Titty pic is from, but she wrote LIL SMOOSH, which I assume is referencing her titty being smooshed into her small bikini top…but what do I know….nothing…I know nothing…

I barely even know what Madison Beer is…some “youtube creation” that was likely planted to secure that fanbase, land that record deal, already rich off YOUTUBE money, making her appealing to the scrambling industry trying to compete with social media…you know a teen girl singing cover songs with her tits out for the perverts to get her those views she can repackage and sell as being relevant.

Well it worked….

She still doesn’t have any music you know, but she’s rich, famous, paparazzi follow her, potentially also an inside job, living this weird social media whore selfie life that seems so meaningless but when there are tits…there is always meaning, at least that’s what my granny always told me…while making me eat her out.

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2021

26

Apr

Madison Beer Bikini of the Day

Here’s Madison Beer probably not on a boat but in a bikini because you can be in a bikini indoors when you’re rich…it makes perfect sense…..and she clearly needed to capture a pic of for the fans because why else would she bother to be in a bikini…..

I know she’s a famous recording artist ya’ll…check out her songs and the YOUTUBE that made her…right…..by songs we mean tits that could be fake tits that her mom with the youtube dreams got for her when she was underage because the stage parents are fucking crazy….and will do anything to get to the top….

I like the bikini top too small for the tits….the bikini bottoms pulled up to her neck and the legs hat look like she missed a leg day or that she’s a flipper baby with underdeveloped limbs cuz she likely ran this through the “body app” even though her body without the body app is fine…unless that’s just angles…but the back leg is sketching me out…flamingo shit.

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2021

21

Apr

Madison Beer Ass in Leggings of the Day

Propagandist Madison Beer is pushing some bullshit agenda on her social media for all her fans, because I don’t believe the puppet has any real opinions of her own and that her handlers, who are just happen to have that record deal, youtube celebrity and all that are more about not pissing off those her pay her to basically do nothing, cuz I’ve never heard any of her music, I’ve never even seen any of her personality, she’s just a shiny faced paparazzi fodder with her ass in leggings and tits in low cut shirts…who really has no opinion worth listening to…but thank god for the ass in leggings and tits…since that’s all she really has to offer the world…it’s all a scam motherfuckers…but when the scam involves a hot bodied girl, no matter how useless she is, it’s worth staring at for a few seconds…so I’ve been on this post too long…see ya.

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2021

19

Apr

Madison Beer See Through Bra of the Day

Madison Beer See Through Bra

Madison Beer, the product of Youtube that we can assume was planted on Youtube to get in that audience because her generation only listens to Youtube, making it challenging for old fucks with a lot of money to launch careers…I mean they do it on all the reality shows, when they plant their stars in the mix, for America to think they are randomly found in random towns, since TV is a fucking lie….but the youtube version which is likely as easy because Youtube is Google and Google has shareholders and money like money and they all suck each other’s dick in Mykonos or wherever they go on their summer yachts…and collectively – everyone wins….especially Madison Beer…

So despite being Youtube Rich, legit record deal rich, all she’s done the last 3 years has been paparazzi foder walking around with her tits out, and that’s likely FAR more interesting than any of her Youtubes or any of her songs, so I appreciate that she doesn’t take the whole singing and dancing thing seriously…but instead takes the paparazzi seriously…in an era where they don’t matter…she’s keeping them alive…a hero to all except those who get sued by the paparazzi for posting the pics…

I think you can see her nipple in her bra top and her real tree overalls speak to my low income, trailer trash soul…..even if her pussy is too fancy for me…we can pretend she can throw down and wrestle furniture at the trailer park after Uncle brings the deer he hunted home for a feast…right?

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2021

15

Apr

Madison Beer in the Right Shorts of the Day

Madison Beer may be some weird creation of the internet or social media or youtube who made the real deal youtube money early on in the youtube money game…that was able to leverage that to the mainstream securing what I would imagine was a huge deal with a record deal that required very little work since she only released her first song, or maybe it was an album this year…she’s been chilling like a youtuber with a lot of money…basically being a socialite since singing her record deal…years ago…becoming paparazzi fodder cuz she has a hot body…

So, I have never heard her sing, I have never seen her youtube, I am here for the tits….and I guess these shorts…

I mean I say it all the time, but the pussy hugging, frontal wedgie, tight pants and shorts being jacked into cunt, is probably one of the hottest things happening in fashion out there, at least for me, because I like looking at pussy…and these shorts are GOOD….so scam or not, everyone’s a scam…at least I can stare at her pussy in shorts…which is really what life should be about, rather than all the other noise and drama that goes on out there…

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2021

14

Apr

Madison Beer Got Them Titties On of the Day

Here’s some Madison Beer who you may or may not know is a signed recording artist, you may not know this, since I’ve never heard her music, but for the last 4 years she’s been in every papaprazzi pic with her tits out as she goes to dinner daily…I just figured it was because she was rich from Youtube money and could just hang, then rich from Youtube fame leading to a lucrative record deal that they don’t bother trying to recoup on because let the talent do their magic…when their magic was likely showing tits on youtube even though she was underage….it’s a common youtube thing and I wouldn’t be surprised if her demos are old men on there….but that’s a whole other conversation about how Youtube is a flawed and dangerous place for kids…even when they have eager moms trying to chase that Bieber dream…

All this to say, who cares about her music, her pop career, her youtube celebrity turned into a record deal like it should have for Rebecca Black with that Friday Song…because the mainstream or traditional industry is scrambling to keep the young audience….so they give any influencer a deal for their own clout so good on Beer for locking that in so that she can live in palatial homes as she deserves cuz she’s worked so hard singing to her camera an hour a week…

I’m not bitter….but who cares about that…she is skinny and busty….and that’s what matters….whether she got the tits at 15 cuz her mom was her manager and felt it would increase chances or if they are real…you know responsible parents getting their kids fake tits while underage….the kind of shit they should be arrested for but whatever…she’s showing them…




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2021

05

Apr

Madison Beer Crop Top of the Day

Madison Beer Crop Top

I don’t even know what to say about Madison Beer, she’s ridiculously boring even with the tits because I guess when you have big tits you don’t need to have a personality, your tits do the talking for you, as any woman with tits may pretend they don’t know and any guy who has been around girls with big tits KNOWS too well…it’s like are those even words coming out of their mouth…I just see titty bounce with ever breath and it’s far more interesting than anything they can say..

Now Madison Beer is in a tube top showing a body that could be photoshopped, I mean the truth is Madison Beer may not even be a real person but rather a avatar 3D animation, instagram filter, since the world isn’t real anymore, it’s all virtual lies…

The story they tell us is that she was a random youtuber who just happened to go viral as a teen, only to get Bieber to Sign her, and for the last 5 years has been not releasing music, but waiting for the pandemic to hit before releasing music, so that she wouldn’t have to tour…

You see, youtube makes people a lot of money and the whole idea of working or touring like an old school celebrity seems insane when you can just do nothing but post pics of cleavage….

So the popstar you didn’t know was a popstar and her new album you probably haven’t heard and won’t hear and even if you do is debatably not even her singing…still posts the clickbait…and the body looks good enough to carry all the other bullshit….which is important since pop music always sucks even when it’s good….we’ll just watch her on mute.

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2021

25

Mar

Madison Beer Butt Shot For Ellen of the Day

I’ve always found Ellen to be a fucking perverted freak and I never bought into her bullshit “be kind to people” because I know that those who say “be kind” are usually the biggest assholes…it’s brainwashing diversion…like when someone says “trust me”…you know bullshit…so when she was taken down and lost her millions of viewers I felt it was too little too late because she’s solidified herself as this billionaire weirdo tool being used by the industry to push some lesbian agenda to help inspire population control…we can’t all have kids if we’re gay and if we’re gay we can have the life Ellen or Ryan Seacrest…two pawns in the system have to host…with their mansions…private jets and celebrity…

So when I see a young starlet who is traditionally known for her tits….showing off her ass….after being created on Youtube by what I will assume was the industry pretending it was a DIY thing….only to sign a record deal and spend two or three years being paparazzi-ed and not making music…I feel like it’s an inside job…but more importantly…even if it wasn’t an inside job…it’s definitely something that would give Elle a Fem-Boner…because of them tight young bodies…so if it’s good enough for Ellen to cream her pants despite menopause…it’s good enough for you to stare at….

I don’t know what I am going on about, but whether the conspiracies are real or not, they are always hilarious..until they show up at your house in a van and kill you for posting them….SO for the record….I am just making jokes here….except for that Ellen shit, I always knew she was some kind of evil manipulator…patronizing the audience…without the idiots catching the fuck on…HILARIOUS…

I don’t know why Madison Beer’s out here jacking up her face with injections to use her sex to her advantage….looking like a pornostar…I am sure she was fine without it…but who cares, stare at her ass.

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2021

10

Mar

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

Madison Beer Cleavage

Madison Beer loves showing off her tits, they say she only does it when she’s on her period, because the fuckers swell up and perk up, which is when she strategically sets up all her titty work, but I like to think she’s a set of tits being exploited by herself and I guess the people closest to her for views, because views equal money and America fucking loves money….if you can’t monetize it, then figure out how to monetize it, these fuckers could sell their shit they would, and they technically do, only their feces is less fecal matter and more shitty pop music…

I know that she was designed by her mom for a youtube career and it worked, maybe she had tits in those days, you’ll have to look at her archive, because I only started noticing she existed after she got signed from her Youtube fame and fortunew ith a real label who decided to spend 2 years putting her out in front of the paprazzi so that she existed, possibly teaching her how to sing in the process, before releasing her album..which I guess they did last week,,but who cares about her songs, we’re here for them tits she be showing…

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