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2022

01

Jun

Madison Beer in Her Underwear in 2018 of the Day

This is a Madison Beer photoshoot from 2018, which means she was 18 or 19 at the time, you jailbait loving sickos….

I figure I’ll post it on WAYBACK WEDNESDAY, which is like THROWBACK THURSDAYS, even though 2018 really wasn’t all that long ago.

I mean sure, it’s before the PTSD from our leaders totally violating us in the weirdest fucking ways, that we’ll assume won’t ever end because the majority of us just take it up the ass, but I’m one of those 2018 was like yesterday, the last 2 years a blurr types.

Anyway, the point of the story is that when you’re a youtube child singer for the perverts, your mom sexualizes you the day you turn 18, and I’ll assume this is that….it happens in porn, and it happens in Youtuber cover song singers going mainstream…..at least if they got tits to exploit, which Madison Beer does.

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2022

23

May

Madison Beer Got Them Tits On of the Day

Madison Beer is another one of these children with stage parents who allowed them to get on the YOUTUBE so that all their dreams of celebrity could come true, so that they could be the female Bieber, who was also a kid put on Youtube before being that biggest popstar in the world…so the preteen hit the youtube to sing her cover songs at her mom’s request and likely got rich as shit doing it…only to sign a record deal and only release her first album this past year that I guess she’s touring….but no one cares because she’s just some fucking exploited youtube trash….that only had followers back then because perverts of youtube like watching underage girls do song and dance..its’ fucking creepy, but obviously never policed because the people at the top of the food chain are creepy too and probably watching that shit too, that’s how they found her to sign her.

Anyway, in her lessons in getting famous enough to get millions of dollars and a record deal, she’s learned that her big tits are more important than her shitty song and dance, so that’s why she’s bringing them in this content…marketing the only way she knows how in an era that doesn’t care about talent but that does care about its.

I’m all for it. I may hate celebrity, the process, the output of what they put out, but I’m fine with the tits…

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2022

05

Apr

Madison Beer’s On Stage Panty Flash of the Day

I don’t know if anyone actually gives a shit about Madison Beer, the youtube sensation with a lot of creepy fans, because she was underage at the time she got youtube famous and I assume 90 percent of her views were from youtube creepers…but it got her a record deal and has been able to pretend she’s a celebrity, finally launching an album and doing a tour….that I’m sure none of those creepers who helped her build her empire will attend….

I also don’t know if on stage panties are like figure skating panties….but as far as I’m concerned it’s not her big titties, so who the fuck cares about a on stage panty or stage panty flash…

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2022

03

Mar

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

Madison Beer posted this titty pic back in January…

She hasn’t posted titty pics since January….

Does that mean she’s officially made it, no longer needing to post her cleavage to get the fans excited? She was in the paparazzi daily before dropping her first album about 8 years after being signed….

Or does that mean she doesn’t care about giving you the only clickbait your heart desires…TITTY….

I guess we’d know more if we actually gave a shit about any of these pop culture losers….

Some of us realize there’s hotter tits, less spoiled and obnoxious tits, more naked tits…in EVERY corner of the internet and some manufactured pop star with shit music, because all new music is pretty shit, is not a necessary component to those tits…we’re actually happier when the tits aren’t rich, signed, managed twats…

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2022

13

Jan

Madison Beer Titty Flash of the Day

In the most thirsty nerd who waits around online for celebs to post smut on the internet that they can either jerk off to or share with the internet if it’s a screen grab from a livestream…where people like me get to PROFIT off their hard fan boy work…not that I really profit off this shit…but I sure as fuck am not watching this shit while it happens or even care now that it did happen because I prefer my pussy to be real life pussy, not made for TV, or AS seen on TV, or just trying to be seen on TV….celebrity shit…because celebrities are garbage humans you should want nothing to do with…because they are MANIPULATING you with their tits.

Madison Beer has a set of tits, like most girls, only she was smart enough to use them on YOUTUBE so that she got a big record deal from people trying to get the young crowd, thinking she was the answer….and you can BARELY see her tit, but if you’re horny enough, you’ll see all you need to see to pretend it is her tit and that’s what I am here for…finding the smut in garbage self produced content by people who think and know they are better than you, but that like your views regardless as it finances their magical lives…awesome or not..I mean how can you even tell this is MADISON BEER….you can’t…which is probably the point!

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2021

15

Dec

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

Madison Beer has titty in a tank top…

REVOLUTIONARY I know…

In this era, this is considered conservative because it’s not spread asshole pics, but that’s not to say she doesn’t have a butt plug in, this generation of perverts do shit like ANAL training, which you may a thing or two about, homo…but it’s basically for them to take it up the ass easier, so they slowly dilate their assholes sizing up in plugs….something we’ll assume is for their current self…not their future self…LIVE IN THE NOW…beause you’ll be shitting yourself by 40….you HERO…taking the risks head on to make ANAL easier…for times when the pussy is out of use or busy with other cock…you know it’s a busy guy…

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2021

15

Nov

Madison Beer Upskirt of the Day

Madison Beer is a youtuber that I am convinced they created, like she was planted on Youtube to build that fanbase when she was young, only to make a big deal about singing her when she was viral enough, only for her to do celebrity building for 2-3 years by going to every party and restaurant she could in a slutty crop top….

Well, she’s released what I’ll assume is his first album, that she’s touring in some fetishy costumes, because we’re in an era of perverts, obviously the outfits will be out of sex store, I mean girls dress in gutter stripper gear EVERY DAY and think it’s fashion, so if you’re on stage, you best make it fucking hot…

Clearly, climbing around with her ass out in the shortest skirt, is the only costume any girls should war, on set, on stage, at the grocery store, fuck make the FED EX ladies they’ve hired because of inclusivity dress like this, because it’s fucking perfect….

That’s not to say Madison Beer is perfect, I am sure her music sucks…and she could be hotter, but as a society keeps going sluttier and sluttier, we’re headed in the right direction for nude stage shows…

Where the singers PISS ON YOUR FACE AT THE 3 MINUTE MARK

I was going to go online on Saturday to post the piss video, but figured I am not relevant enough to break stories, but I can’t help but post it, because pissing on a motherfucker on stage like that, is just fucking wild…

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2021

29

Oct

Madison Beer Ass of the Day

I think Madison Beer may have a fake ass, because that ass looks a little too Kardashian for my liking, and all these people are jacking their real selves up, to match their edited internet selves, which is almost something I respect, because there are so many girls who don’t bother bringing that avatar to real life, so you see them show up to the grocery store no looking anything like their online lie that brands pay them 5k-10k to market products for them…

I could be wrong and this could be her natural ass on stage, because she’s more than just a bottom feeding influencer they launched on Youtube when she was young, posturing her views as being anything but perverts who watch young girls on Youtube….so that she could sign a lucrative deal that allowed her to spend years releasing an album that she is finally presenting to the world….you know an overhyped youtuber, finally released her music, now touring it, and to offset any negative press…she’s flashing ass…cuz it makes people less focused on her mediocre “art” and lack of stage presence…

I’ll stare at the big tity girl’s ass…I mean it’s probably more interesting than anything she’s capable of…

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2021

27

Sep

Madison Beer Nipple of the Day

Madison Beer Nipple

Madison Beer isn’t one of those celebrities who has that much of a personality or soul at least not according to me.

That’s not to say that her serious, empty expression, dead in the eyes look isn’t hot, I mean there are people who fuck sex dolls out there, having an energy around you isn’t necessary for the win.

I also have never met Madison Beer, we don’t hang out on weekend by her pool, so my opinion of her having no personality is really just based on absolutely nothing but what she looks like in pictures, which is dead on the inside.

I wouldn’t say it’s just Madison Beer, it’s pretty much a cultural thing, or maybe a generational thing…is it that they are medicated, on anti-depressants that rob them of having a soul, or are they just so filtered in their content that I don’t know if I am looking at a human or a drawing or sketch of a person….

Maybe I am the one losing my mind, thinking everyone is just a selfie taking, attention seeking, tits out and empty…because I am sure there is still about 5% of women who don’t take nude or half nude selfies for their social media, for likes and follows and attention out there, I just don’t know any of them.

In Today’s Madison Beer content, her top is sheer, an exciting thing, cuz she’s got tits and we like tits, and I guess she likes having tits too…probably helped her Youtube career become a legit signed artist career…assuming the youtube thing wasn’t pre-planned by the legit career, as you can never know with click farms and fake views, where the things that go viral are planned and strategically made viral, as nothing just “goes” viral organically.

I assume that you can see her nipples in her mesh top, because I see what looks like brown nipples, but the real question we need to ask ourselves is why haven’t we seen her nipples yet…there must be existing pics of her bare tits out there….I just don’t keep track, even though you’d assume I would, it’s not like I have anything else to do…

I guess it’s the “anal scene” logic of if you do an anal scene on your first day in porn, you have little to build up to….

Who cares…

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2021

06

May

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know when this Madison Beer Titty pic is from, but she wrote LIL SMOOSH, which I assume is referencing her titty being smooshed into her small bikini top…but what do I know….nothing…I know nothing…

I barely even know what Madison Beer is…some “youtube creation” that was likely planted to secure that fanbase, land that record deal, already rich off YOUTUBE money, making her appealing to the scrambling industry trying to compete with social media…you know a teen girl singing cover songs with her tits out for the perverts to get her those views she can repackage and sell as being relevant.

Well it worked….

She still doesn’t have any music you know, but she’s rich, famous, paparazzi follow her, potentially also an inside job, living this weird social media whore selfie life that seems so meaningless but when there are tits…there is always meaning, at least that’s what my granny always told me…while making me eat her out.

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