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2021

04

Jan

Madison Beer Tits of the Day

Madison Beer is a set of tits that when those tits were underage but probably very prominent, her mom decided to throw her on YOUTUBE to get those views because views are money and views on cover songs lead to record deals, which is basically the goal…get paid for the least amount of work and as we’ve learned the last decade of social media and I guess beyond the last decade of social media because I’ll never forget FORBIDDEN from MYSPACE and her tits – RIP – will you forever be in the top 8 of losers everywhere….cuz she’s dead.

Anyway, Madison Beer, and her record deal that has legitimized her lame ass youtube work, as the industry scrambles to figure out how to compete with the heroes on the big tech platforms….and the best way to do it is throw more money at them and sign them….Madison Beer has been pretty fucking boring….rarely showcase the tits that were relatively big compared to her skinny body…but instead just has the paparazzi document her so she seems less shameless I guess….if the paparazzi capture you, it’s not as eager….I guess.

But, she’s decided to put on a bikini top too small for her, her tits as round as an implant but likely an authentic tit, and the whole thing is the best she’s delivered in a while…so if you’re into celeb tits, these are a set to look at…even if her whole career is based on bullshit…

Do we care about Madison Beer, her career, her bank balance, her music or even her tits, not at all…but they are here anyway….

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