Madison Beer is some early Youtube celebrity who broke off the Youtube and onto the mainstream stage because Youtube is mainstream. She secured a record deal that I am sure was very lucrative, since she was making all that youtube money, at the time that Youtube made millionaires overnight, which apparently doesn’t happen anymore, since google are scumbags who control what the world sees on the internet and who makes the money off the internet, they don’t need to secure talent using their platform, they’re pretty established.

That was a really long sentence….but the good news that Madison Beer and the tits creepers watched to generate views that the mainstream thought were legit when writing her checks….still has the tits, they went to the Grammys.

She’s also turned Asian.

Fascinating.

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I didn’t know the Grammy’s happened, I mean maybe I did, but I didn’t actually let it register and when I see that internet popstars like Madison Beer were involved in the Grammy’s in some capacity, it reminds me that the music industry is a scam that has lost any credibility and that they are just holding onto a dream while trying to get younger people to engage in their award show format that will never work because the younger generation didn’t do awards, they did everyone gets a participation prize like a bunch of fucking commies….so seeing someone win, means sadness for all who lost and EVEN more sadness to those non nominated…

I do care about trying to look up slutty shorts though, it’s a summer passtime…so robot face Madison Beer from Youtube upshorts matter enough to look at.

You can’t see her SCROT so it’s hardly an upshort…but we do are best…

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If cleavage was enough of a story, Madison Beer would be far more interesting than she actually is, because cleavage is what she does….

I guess I’ve done the site for 100 years and I feel like cleavage is enough of a story, which is probably because the people showing off the cleavage are doing it with purpose and intention to try to get the most visibility they can out of it….pretty honorable work and strategies really…

Unfortunately, as fun as tits are, it’s not really that interesting of a story, since there’s nothing really going on with the cleavage besides it being cleavage and in Madison Beer’s case, we don’t even know if it’s real cleavage…

You see, when you look at the youtubers face and realize she’s been raped by whoever built the Kradshian trolls into the beauty standards of the world, all plastic, silicon, novelty act with the cat eyes we once laughed at collectively when these psychos used to over do their faces, and now they just overdo the faces and everyone’s decided that looking like a gutter stripper with mental illness from a lifetime of being molested is a look for the rich and famous….

But at least she’s skinny…

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Here’s some Madison Beer not showing her tits, which you probably don’t actually care about, because who gives a fuck about Madison Beer, especially when not showing her big tits.

Not to mention, the concept of celebrity is dead and Madison Beer was hardly a celebrity, just a youtuber with a mother who had a dream for her, willing to sell her out to all the perverts for the views, only to land a lucrative record deal so that they no longer ever need to work….which I guess was a good deal.

I don’t know what she’s doing on the steps, looking like a ghetto hooker, hanging with someone who looks like she could be her mom, but could also be an average 25 year old in Hollywood with one too many face injections.

The highlight of this shoot, trying to look up her skirt to see how big her balls are….but unfortunately, no actual upskirt because that would defeat the purpose of the shameless cockteasing.

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Madison Beer posted up a soulless picture of herself, that could be AI, but that is probably just doctored and filtered so hard that there’s no longer a human behind the eyes of the person in the frame, but rather just pixels….

Not that you’re trying to gaze into her eyes like some sort of autistic trying to prove that he’s not autistic on his first date with a girl who feels sorry for you….

You were staring at the tits, that may also be fake, but that were purchased at a young enough age to get the views she needed for a lucrative record deal that allows her to spend her days doing nothing but producing some titty content for her social media that is very much her doing her best impression of a sex doll and not in a great way, but hey, I look at tits when it comes up, so I guess it’s not in a bad way either….

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Madison Beer is a Youtube child star, one of the second waves of youtube child stars, before the record label started launching people on Youtube to give the illusion that they were youtube stars, despite already being singed. You know, the American Idol concept of tricking people into thinking the talent they were pushing on us to trigger an emotional response were just found at an audition…

So Madison Beer’s celebrity is a little more pure, at least if you think millions of views from perverts watching a teen girl put herself out there for attention thanks to her thirsty fame whore mom is pure….

Leveraging those pervert views into a record deal so that she can be rich, exist, pretend to matter, and show off her big tits in what looks like a corest or at the very least a tube top, that I would find difficult to not pull down had I walked past her on the street….

In other news, her skirt is missing a solid 3-4 inches of fabric to ensure gash flash when moving, and I guess what it comes down to is fake celebrity or manipulated celebrity or not, her outfit’s pretty great.

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Madison Beer is the Youtube Pop Star with the tits that she probably had bought for her when she was still a teen to get her channel more views, because more views in that era meant something, they weren’t just bullshit they bought along the way from India for 10 dollars, they were actually engaged perverts, possibly from India, into teen girls bounchng around and singing their songs, which didn’t matter so long as the view count was there to sell to the record label as an engaged audience of that TWEEN market since they didn’t understand or care that the views were coming from predators..

Anyway, she’s doing some black face racism, not getting cancelled for it, probably because she didn’t put the red lipstick on, and the whole thing is just crazy in this time and era, to just be so reckless with the black face, knowing that we’re about inclusivity not racist shit….DISGUSTING…

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Madison Beer is a Youtube created entity with the big tits. I’m not sure if the tits are real tits or fake tits, but they are tits that have been the primary hook in her marketing.

Her face looks plastic, like an AI filter or a cartoon of a person which could be created from fillers and face injections, an influencer trying to commit and live her best influencer life….in a world where nothing is real.

Not that she identifies herself as an influencer, but rather as a pop singer with a record deal thanks to her doing her cover songs on Youtube under her mother’s watchful eye as she tried to create the next Bieber out of her busty child.

The good news is that whether she’s an influencer, a popstar, a scam, a lie or not, she’s still got. her tits out and that’s pretty much all that matters when it comes to the low quality product they feed us, or try to feed us, through their marketing hustle…

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Here’s some Madison Beer bringing the hard hitting content, her looking like she’s asleep, medicated or dead, which for some of you would be an invitation to jerk off on her while she’s sleeping, medicated, or dead….if you were to come across her at the park, in a ditch, on a couch at a party, you know at the bottom of the pool….you make it work….because you’re a hard worker, ambitious, motivated person…

Beer is known for her tits, I’m sure she likes to think she’s known for her shitty cover songs that made her famous, got her signed with Bieber, thanks to her mom channelling Bieber’s mom’s hustle….

I don’t think she’s got any hits, but she’s definitely got a set of tits, which is the kind of hit any girl trying to make it needs, so long as she poses laying down in a bikini with them, so that you can see the structure of said tits.

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I read somewhere that the Gen Z, which I am not sure that Madison Beer is part of because I do tits, not maths, but that I assume follow bitches like Madison Beer because they all fucking love youtube and get caught up in that bullshit, which is arguably a better thing to be caught up in that produced TV shows that cost money to view, that she’s old school, for boomers and the way they’ve manipulated the minds of kids through their child programming is far creepier than some asshole on Youtube giving out gifts to strangers, or in Madison Beer’s case, singing cover songs with her tits out, trying to be the next Bieber, until getting signed by Bieber because her mom, like Bieber’s mom understood the hustle of selling off your kids to the world…

ANYWAY, I read they are into old tech, from records, to VHS, to flip phones and digital cameras, so Madison Beer’s being ironic as an influencer, relevant to the old tech crew, artsy to the hipsters with her old school digital camera….and I figure any technique used to show tit is a good one!

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