With impotence from hard living, old age, low testosterone – masturbating ferociously to deal with stressful situations and boredom…and really just how you should spend your days when you’re unemployed….not masturbating all day is not an option….especially with all the sluts out there thinking they are empowered by sharing all their sexual stories and butt shots out there…

So I am looking for new hobbies to replace my chronic masturbation and I’ve decided to take up knitting.

What used to be spending hours upon hours looking at tits – will now be put to good use to make a fucking blanket….while still looking at tits…it’s just my hands don’t know what to do with themselves with no boner to jack off…so why know be productive…

Based on the amount of time I used to jerk off, and the amount of time I spend staring at tits, I expect to open my own blanket brand by the end of the year….

DrunkenStepBlankets….keep you and whoever you’ve drunkenly brought home warm cuz you can’t afford you heat and you can’t rely on sober consent..

Blankets man….they are the future of this empire.

Here are some stepLINKS

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